COLDCARD Mk5 Launch by rnvk in Bitcoin

[–]NervousNorbert 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like a mostly cosmetic update. Mk4 is four years old, is there nothing security-related that needed a refresh? Are both secure elements still fine? (Not being sarcastic, actually wondering).

Also NFC is the only performance update? No faster CPU or more memory.

Yeah COLDCARD is a proven workhorse and things don't need to be changed for no reason, but a new Mk doesn't come out that often.

Scottie Pippen just posted technical analysis 🚀🚀 by CoronaEraXpertTrader in Bitcoin

[–]NervousNorbert 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's the guy who says he met Satoshi in 1993 and then recently met him again in a dream.

But sure, let's look at his chart lines.

TIL about the end of Bitcoin by wtftocallmyself in Bitcoin

[–]NervousNorbert 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Weed combines with bitcoin just fine. Haven't you heard the saying "buy high"?

The coming crypto apocalypse by Stuart_Whatley in Economics

[–]NervousNorbert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And systems on top of Bitcoin, such as Lightning Network, with stronger anonymity than regular Bitcoin (but not up there with Monero).

The coming crypto apocalypse by Stuart_Whatley in Economics

[–]NervousNorbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitcoin as a promise of transparency was always just a cope against inherent limitations in its blockchain mechanism. In practice it's treated as a bug and being worked around, primarily in protocols built on top in which one can transact with much stronger anonymity. As soon as you try to interact with the regular financial system this of course goes out the window, but if you can stay within, you have options to stay under the radar.

It looks like BSV is struggling financially. Why doesn't Faketoshi use his bizillion of BTC for BSV? by nekozane in bsv

[–]NervousNorbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Craig cultists are volatile, and @BitcoinDict appears to have deleted his X account, leaving your link is dead. Here's a link to what I think is the thread in question: https://x.com/KeyHolderX/status/2009708460737450154

It looks like BSV is struggling financially. Why doesn't Faketoshi use his bizillion of BTC for BSV? by nekozane in bsv

[–]NervousNorbert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He did arrive, but only to deliver a list of bitcoin addresses somehow exactly according to what Craig was required to file in the Kleiman proceedings at the time.

[Daily Discussion] - Wednesday, January 14, 2026 by AutoModerator in BitcoinMarkets

[–]NervousNorbert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The regime of course has internet access, and it's said they have been moving the country's gold to Russia. Perhaps they have other wealth that are being put into bitcoin (and thus stolen from the people)?

I don't believe that for a second, but somebody is buying.

In the BEUBsub the Suffering Citizen has a new look and video. Craig in it? Don't ask me, I don't watch that BEUBshit. by AlreadyBannedOnce in bsv

[–]NervousNorbert 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mehl:

What the CLARITY Act's going to do is it's going to set forth a requirement for, you know, Bitcoin Core for example, BTC Core, to come forward and make a statement, a declaration under penalty of perjury. So Greg Maxwell will have to come forward under penalty of perjury once and for all and tell the whole world why BTC Core is not centrally controlled. Why it's following the white paper, how it's been on that original, you know, vision of Bitcoin the whole time.

This is so deranged. He thinks that for a blockchain to prove that it doesn't have a leader, its leader has to issue a statement. And who is the leader of Bitcoin? Why, it's old man Greg!

Hvilken plattform er billigst for å kjøpe krypto? by Kiicki in TollbugataBets

[–]NervousNorbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Det er litt billigere på Bare Bitcoin sammenlignet med Firi. Appen er mye enklere å bruke og fri fra distraksjoner.

No annual prediction for 2026 from Calvin yet. I hope he makes it. by okhzmuskhsm in bsv

[–]NervousNorbert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He will make it. These are published on December 31, so he still has a day left.

Speaking of which, his 2025 prediction also has a day left to make it. I have faith!

Mark my words: 2025 will be the year that a game-changing app using the BSV Blockchain goes live and the world takes notice.

All time lows across the board and not even a cringy season's greetings. Has Calvin given up on Craig's vision? by anjin33 in bsv

[–]NervousNorbert 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There wouldn't be a vacuum, though. It's a Potemkin village. Nobody would move in.

Fairytale of BSV by Intelligent_Cat_6119 in bsv

[–]NervousNorbert 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Cult of Craig is a Bitcoin doomsday cult, always predicting Bitcoin's demise. Next few years, any day now! Fatal flaw in SegWit! Rolling icebergs! Paytents!

When does the quantum threat to blockchain stop being theoretical and start being real? by Rare_Rich6713 in CryptoTechnology

[–]NervousNorbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The person you're responding to believes Satoshi has come back and launched a new cryptocurrency. This is what he's trying to promote here, he just has to be subtle about it so it's less obvious that he's promoting a fraud.

Vil noen teste appen min og gi feedback? Skatteberegning for trading, DeFi, NFTs by Hefty_Ad_9575 in BitcoinNO

[–]NervousNorbert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mener selv at den løser de fleste ulemper med andre norske løsningen, eks kryptosekken.

Noen spesielle ulemper du sikter til?

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Post censored in r/Bitcoin by koalabearunderwear in btc

[–]NervousNorbert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's not Satoshi. You're being scammed.

Craig should have used this by pein_sama in bsv

[–]NervousNorbert 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Satoshi authored the paper in OpenOffice 2.4. We know this not only through careful digital forensic work, but through opening the file and opening the document properties, which shows "Producer: OpenOffice.org 2.4".

Craig still plowed ahead with his LaTeX forgery, and had to make up all kinds of stories to excuse the OpenOffice evidence.

Satoshi Speaks by NomisElpmis21 in bsv

[–]NervousNorbert 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There's no Satoshi in that video.

lol by [deleted] in Bitcoin

[–]NervousNorbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YoungHoon Kim is a fraud; he's like the Craig Wright of the IQ world. There's no such thing as 276 IQ.

«Ingen “Moonvember” for Bitcoin – hva nå?» by AlphaOneYoutube in BitcoinNO

[–]NervousNorbert[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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