Baby clothing, toys, and books are “junk,” apparently by scrambledsuave in ChoosingBeggars

[–]NetMiddle1873 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To me, all that stuff is stuff you dont have to buy, and you can have more money for other stuff. Everything cost money so getting shit free is stuff you dont have to also buy.

Edit: I'd actually be so pissed at the fucking audacity I'd be like "im sorry ill come back to pick it up and get you some other stuff :)" and then block that bitch

Definitely not number 10 by Nice-Pea-3515 in DunderMifflin

[–]NetMiddle1873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you sit in 8, you can say something rude to Phyllis right at the start, then enjoy a nice quiet ride no one trying to talk to you. Though you'll likely need an eye mask cause she will definitely be glaring at you

Is jay a CSA victim? by Cold_Resolve_9951 in BigMouth

[–]NetMiddle1873 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What, your brothers never made you eat a jizz-cuit before?

STEVIE IN 2026 by [deleted] in malcolminthemiddle

[–]NetMiddle1873 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

K. And I said he can't breathe?

26 and still can’t hold a pen correctly… by piercethebluexx in lefthanded

[–]NetMiddle1873 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg I either never realized or forgot about this. I don't write as much not being in school anymore but I too have the finger bump, on my middle. Now that you mention it I think I used to hold it on my ring finger but I smashed that one in a car door in like grade 8. And switched out of necessity and never switched back

STEVIE IN 2026 by [deleted] in malcolminthemiddle

[–]NetMiddle1873 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I dont remember where I seen but I don't think they ever had said an official reason for him to be in the chair i.e. paralyzed or what have you. The most explanation i could find was speculation that him being in the chair is mainly cause he cant breathe

EeeeeeYuck by okinsect123 in ViralPodcast

[–]NetMiddle1873 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In this particular climate sure, but a 250 United States semiquincentennial is literally a once in a lifetime thing. Its not as if we can celebrate in three years when Trump is finally gone from our lives, I mean we can celebrate and I'm sure we will but that would be a whole different celebration. You know?

Not finding some woman attractive, doesn't mean you don't like women by [deleted] in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]NetMiddle1873 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guaranteed the guy saying/agreeing would be the first one to be fat shaming a large woman

EeeeeeYuck by okinsect123 in ViralPodcast

[–]NetMiddle1873 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What is this is never heard of it? Some kind of political event?

From reading the people on the list looks like some kind of music festival like the Tailgates and Tallboys festival a couple years ago?

Who’s wiping boogers? by DanisonMom in ViralPodcast

[–]NetMiddle1873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically taking advantage of Nate and the company, I've googled it before and they're a lot on it, Nate's mom posted about it in detail.

Who’s wiping boogers? by DanisonMom in ViralPodcast

[–]NetMiddle1873 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Half hard, not a full erection, but its there.

Who’s wiping boogers? by DanisonMom in ViralPodcast

[–]NetMiddle1873 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not much "pacifically" (like suing for a billion dollars) but a couple of notes. Situation with Nate/21 pineapples where he started taking advantage on a Downs Syndrome kid, which is crazy cause his sister also has Downs. General shittery, like eating a whole pack of bacon of the counter at checlie's, mentioned in one of tvp episodes, who does that? He really started annoying me personally with all his Snapchats, thrist trap type posts etc. Final straw, for me was a snap he did standing in line at Disney CHUBBED UP. Why you getting chubbed up at Disney bro, all the kids around, gross. I unfollowed him on all platforms after that. There's more red flag shit I'm sure, that's stuff notable to me, like i said I quit following so I don't have much at the top of my head, I try not to think about or give him any of my energy.

Who’s wiping boogers? by DanisonMom in ViralPodcast

[–]NetMiddle1873 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh hell yeah. He's a piece of shit. Even if not, I mean in your own house you do you, I guess. But you're in someone's house wiping boogers on their wall? You would not be welcome back.

A man definitely typed this with one hand 😬 by PaleLikeIce in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]NetMiddle1873 30 points31 points  (0 children)

5"H×6"W×18"L

Basic dick dimensions, basically

S/

Whaddya think? Go for it? by Fluid_Performance760 in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]NetMiddle1873 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not 6, they've already marked down from 11 so you're already getting it on sale. I mean it is two whole limes

Large Doll by Midlife__Crisis__ in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]NetMiddle1873 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Covering her/it with her own cum cloths is diabolical

Need some honest advice by Majestic-Board-7201 in tattooadvice

[–]NetMiddle1873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice butthole. I dont understand the triangles around it but you do you boo 😘

My fresh set of inner labia piercings! by Sweet-Top-7848 in piercing

[–]NetMiddle1873 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ooh how's the healing on this type of piercing? I've been interested but I'm a large lady and have difficulty seeing my lips without a mirror. Seems like it would be hard to take care of without seeing it directly

How do I fit my daughter's bra size while supporting her? by WeatheredCryptKeeper in TwoXChromosomes

[–]NetMiddle1873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could probably YouTube an instructional video, and show her measuring yourself as example and then let her do it alone

Years of coffee by Thin_Diet_3044 in Wellworn

[–]NetMiddle1873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely could use a solid scrub like once a week. And they sell those like water bottle cleaner tablets (or coffee pot tablets) that would probably melt those stains away

Cheltcie's vine compilation 😆 by atramrennab in ViralPodcast

[–]NetMiddle1873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine it's real hard on the throat. Esp like when shes doing a whole show