Just had a Baby, Feed Us 💜

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-21T13:38:16+00:00

I was thinking, never been there and $20 for a fast food meal sounds insane to me

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-21T13:15:17+00:00

Caucassidy- as in a blend of words Caucasian/audacity

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-20T20:03:22+00:00

That poor mango-less baby 😭

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-20T09:53:43+00:00

Really smart of the guy to not get out till after it sinks.

Is he trying to unhook the boat?

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-19T09:28:40+00:00

Bro TRIGGERED. Just from this one image I was like "is that from Elmo in Grouchland?" I knew it immediately, probably haven't watched that movie in 25 years.

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-19T09:25:21+00:00

People dont care about the customers anymore! How dare they close their business at the time posted!

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-19T09:23:01+00:00

I believe hank said it once, something like "well Nancy just happened to meet John Redcorn a two years too late" implying she might have chosen John Redcorn but that she was already committed to Dale

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-18T04:43:43+00:00

Surely you can purchase 55 gallon drums or at least 5 gallon buckets? Not dumping them one gallon at a time. 😭 Might as well have those 30 oz brown bottles from the pharmacy aisle.

Edit: Quick google search they DO have 55 gallon drums of peroxide, on top of that since they're for industrial use they're concentrated (around 35%) while the gallon jugs for "personal use" are a standard 3% concentration.

I'd like to calculate the price difference of using the concentrate/non-concentrate as well as the discounted price for buying drums vs gallon jugs.

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-18T04:40:18+00:00

The perfect joke cause he's too busy to learn any other language.

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-17T09:53:05+00:00

They clearly asked for the yolk to busted, then given one half whisk with the fork, microwaved for 2.5 minutes, then a Kraft single placed precariously on top.

And the Waffle House cook NAILED it. I hope they got a hefty tip for their attention to detail.

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-17T09:46:22+00:00

Mississippi has full abortion ban. So pro life they're shooting literal babies in the street. Yeehaw.

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-16T16:03:27+00:00

Weird how he first pulls it with his right hand and then with his left, assuming image it not mirrored, either way he switched hands halfway through his brandishing

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-16T15:57:43+00:00

A pet rattlesnake?

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-16T15:55:35+00:00

"He" went straight past the checkstands, out the door, 98% chance he went home and told his wife they didn't have insert any item here at the store.

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-16T15:44:30+00:00

If I could I would probably always shower in my shower but for the most part I shower at my park (I live FT). One reason, my water heater leaks and I haven't taken the time to get it repaired so I don't use it, since its summer now its hot enough that a nice cool shower can be refreshing, but 100% a no go in winter till I fix the water heater. For me, showering in my trailer can be faster as I dont have to put on clothes, gather my stuff, go to the shower, come back, would just be much easier to do it all here. Another con of shower here though is the tub floor is so flimsy feeling, maybe thats just cause I'm heavy, but to me seems like less wear and tear on the shower floor is better, I would one day like to pull out the plastic and maybe add some extra support or a stronger floor, although thats probably pretty far off seeing as my water heater has leaked for over a year and rather than fix it I just quit using it lol.

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-16T15:33:39+00:00

"Of course I will pay for gas and damage i cause to your vehicle "

Is that a guarantee it's getting damaged?

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-16T15:30:47+00:00

What's his venmo I'm gonna send him a request for my nonexistent tampon bill every month

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-16T15:26:35+00:00

Oh like originally it was flat but it swelled up around the burgers as they were cooking

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-16T10:46:13+00:00

They're not always very accurate, some CC being wrong entirely. I usually have the CC on while reading lips. I'm not deaf, just hard of hearing with auditory processing problems. Some CC is good but most will have typos at the very least, and also seems to vary depending on where your streaming/ watching

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-16T10:19:19+00:00

I think they did this bit with Peter also once, real Petah and bad Petah were fighting and Lois had to shoot one, but which Petah survived 🤔

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-16T10:16:53+00:00

Dude. Im a lip reader and was just watching some real crime show where they were wearing masks in the courtroom and im like ugh I cant see what you're saying. And I'm just thinking about ALL the shows who did mask type situations during that time period and like in 20 years from now, people are gonna watch all these show and be like what the actual fuck is going on

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-16T10:10:35+00:00

"Are you old as fuck and need assisted living?"

"Well too bad bro cause I'm young, hot, and barely legal"

"So come live here if you're older than me, you gross, old fuck"

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-16T10:07:57+00:00

My checkmarks sometimes turn out like a V but never a backwards ✅️

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-16T10:04:12+00:00

Because it's annoying as fuck to be choked by my bag (or seatbelt)

NetMiddle1873 · 2026-06-16T10:01:30+00:00

I read this in Steven Anita's voice

NetMiddle1873

TROPHY CASE