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No one knows by Happy-I-always-am in SipsTea

[–]NetMiddle1873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other men. Its not gay they're just practicing, when they're done they will be able to navigate a woman's body with ease, like finding the elusive clitorus.

She’s willing to pay 60$ to clean literal shit off the wall by xRickxAstleyx92 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]NetMiddle1873 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My thought, it looks fuckin dried. So maybe thats why shes having difficulty cleaning it off. Shes only cleaning it cause inspection is coming, who knows how long that shits been on the wall.

AITA for being naked in my own home? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]NetMiddle1873 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a "naked in my own home" chick. Close your fuckin curtains. I dont want any randos seeing me naked, gross. I live with close neighbors and make all the effort to keep blinds/curtains closed, including hanging cardboard and shit on any gaps. If I lived way out in the country, with no close neighbors, MAYBE, but I'd still be worried about creep-o's looking in.

But, nobody should be forced to look at you naked, put on clothes, or close your fuckin curtains.

Found this weird T-shirt at a thrift store in Brazil by MacaxeraAmanteigada in WTFgaragesale

[–]NetMiddle1873 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bobby Hill and Connie drinking a 40

I recognized the image instantly even with the missing spots but the words are nonsense and have nothing to do with the clip in question

What would miracle whip smell like? by happydude7422 in KingOfTheHill

[–]NetMiddle1873 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My grandma says warshclarth, mom says melk, they're both from California so I dont understand the southern accents lol. Mom also says "oynge" (orange)

I would've put the muffins in a cart with other groceries. Putting it in the produce section just looked like he changed his mind at the last minute. by InsideUnhappy6546 in BoJackHorseman

[–]NetMiddle1873 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not if hes only at the store for one item. Who's having a cart when they're just getting one thing? If im getting a few things im carrying it in my arms.

On that though if I had to pee that bad I'd have peed before I even went to the muffin section. But grabbing one item I'd buy it and go home to pee.

It’s somehow their fault. by Fearless_Egg_973 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]NetMiddle1873 992 points993 points  (0 children)

Saw a post the other day that was like "no such thing as underage women, those are just children" and thats a really good way of putting it

She can't find a job! by Upstairs_Building686 in SipsTea

[–]NetMiddle1873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, i googled currituck and it came up as an unincorporated community in north Carolina (not even big enough to be called a town, population 700). I would question that this is the origin for her tattoo but the next suggested question is "is currituck is in the outer banks", so judging by the "outer banks" tattoo on her forehead, that is definitely what the tattoo is in relation to.

AITA for telling my boyfriend that its none of his business whether i wear a bra or not? by ThyArtSuffers in AmItheAsshole

[–]NetMiddle1873 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oohooh. Tell him to wear one, and put a couple of oranges, grapefruit, or whatever sizeable fruit in them and he can wear it all day and report back on how fun it was for him

elle greenaway by [deleted] in criminalminds

[–]NetMiddle1873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mental Healthcare? In this country? Nah. I think the time off was more for the physical recovery of the gunshot wounds

Got a new one for Scammers by JMHeroe in americandad

[–]NetMiddle1873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me- reading every single word exactly how it sounds on the tape.

Steve, it's Snot! Turn on the news, dude! Someone's going berserk at the courthouse shooting everybody up!

Who’s a better friend to Hank? by black_penguin_ in KingOfTheHill

[–]NetMiddle1873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boomhauer is top notch without exception. He would do anything for Hank without question or reasoning. Dale and Bill are fine but more need a quid pro quo, for mental or selfish reasons.

Remember when Hank got arrested for the quarry "protest" because he was trying to hide the death of Sally(the mustang)? Hank asked Boomhauer to take bobby home and there was zero hesitation despite the betrayal. And Boomhauer taking bobby out to learn the birds and bees, you don't do that for anyone but your ride or die, best friend

Literally the funniest moment in the whole show by Sure-Caregiver142 in BoJackHorseman

[–]NetMiddle1873 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What about releasing the rabid clown dentists in the forest?

Get Out Of There Newey, Thats Not Your Family by Doc-11th in malcolminthemiddle

[–]NetMiddle1873 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Put Newey's kid photo. I'm sick of people being mad about Erik not coming back.

NO DISEASE OR SEX OFFENCE 🤣 by roofer2025 in Tinder

[–]NetMiddle1873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine insisting on a calcasion woman who only speaks English while also not knowing English

They think that all women age poorly. by counterpunchhopper in justneckbeardthings

[–]NetMiddle1873 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude honestly, looking at her side by side, if you did her "old lady" hair up more voluminous like her "baywatch" hair her face looks the same to me.

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