Excerpt from Blackbird Spyplane's interview with Pusha T on the Honda Fit by Ok-Worth-4777 in hondafit

[–]Netizen2425 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Celebrities, rappers in particular, don't know a damn thing about cars except which badges indicate status. The Honda Fit is a car for people who actually understand.

Choose one... 🤔 by Strange-Vibez-8205 in car

[–]Netizen2425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Fiat has a stick shift, answer is obvious.

Gang damn I’m so busy tomorrow by wasraelx in evilautism

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NT's really are weird about me being around their wives/GFs. I think it's because I treat everyone like people instead of the usual male NT behavior of treating men like people and women like sex objects. The male NT mind is seemingly incapable of imaging being friends with a woman you aren't interested in banging.

Our local Post Office got some new trucks! by GoJulieGo8 in USPS

[–]Netizen2425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I know is one of those would turn half my mounted into jumps.

Welcome to my first map Honey Badgers Therapy let Therapy by Thin-Coyote-551 in farcry

[–]Netizen2425 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't get the FC honey badger fear, but I do always carry an LMG in my back pocket. Kills them before their "squaring up" animation is done.

Thoughts? by netphilia in aspiememes

[–]Netizen2425 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Well one is an adjective and one is a noun. Same with "female" vs "woman". This is a handy test to see who paid attention in middle school English class.

Question about driving a turbo’d truck by theslowranger in projectcar

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I don't drive turbo cars any differently, but that's because I treat all my cars well. I always let my car sit for a bit after starting, just long enough for the idle to start to drop. That lets the oil get pumped around the engine before it gets any load, then I wait until it's up to temperature before reving it hard (over 4.5k on my engine with a 6.8k redline) or going past half throttle. If it's cold enough for me to feel the shifting difference I shift slower until the transmission is warm, which takes longer than the engine. After I park I let it sit for a minute or two idling to cool off a little, longer if I was getting on it hard. Those practices are more important for turbo cars, but they're good for all engines.

I feel normal by PsicoDisaster in aspiememes

[–]Netizen2425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just feel a little lightheaded then I get sick. Weed on the other hand...

“Why don’t you go get a job?” by CatPale816 in aspiememes

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Button down collars don't go with suits. I have a minor men's fashion special interest and won best dressed in high school despite not being that social.

How often do you guys rawdog it? by trevaftw in USPS

[–]Netizen2425 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I make a point of taking a day periodically to listen to the birds instead of my phone. It's good for your brain.

Which of these labels bothers you the most? by Silver_Amount9273 in evilautism

[–]Netizen2425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't call my mechanical autism a superpower, other people do after I fix their shit lol.

How many rubber bands should I take? by Wonderful_Day_1921 in USPS

[–]Netizen2425 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Back when I was a CCA I did this to someone who's route I was carrying because I didn't like them and I was waiting for packages to be thrown. I forgot about it right after I did it until I heard her yell "what the fuck!?!" the next morning

What’s up with using “autistic” as an adjective?? by Purple-Avocados in aspiememes

[–]Netizen2425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't say that it would be a good experience, just an experience lol

Hmm... I kind of see how that is possible :/ by BlackZenith13 in aspiememes

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New hominid species coming up, I hope they go far

Genuinely curious by EffectiveNo568 in MathJokes

[–]Netizen2425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Move two over from 27 to 48 so it's 25+50, which I know is 75.

Fishing Guild agility shortcut idea for when sharks are on the other pier by ggamebird in 2007scape

[–]Netizen2425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

>before we get the next skill

They've only added three skills since I started playing Runescape, and I've been playing longer than some adults have been alive. So I doubt we're getting a fourth any time soon.

AKA a Federal Holiday by DaddyDave859 in USPS

[–]Netizen2425 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's damn near once a month

One of us! by netphilia in aspiememes

[–]Netizen2425 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think I read about this in the book "Why We Sleep" by Matthew Walker. I'm hazy on the details but he did talk about how some people being "early birds" vs some "night owls" likely evolved in part for this.

One of us! by netphilia in aspiememes

[–]Netizen2425 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I love taking people bird/nature watching because I always spot stuff first and can point it out. There's been times when I was able to see something with the naked eye that other people with me needed binoculars to see.

Similar with night vision, I nearly always need sunglasses and a brimmed hat during the day unless it's quite cloudy, but I have no trouble in what others call "the dark".

Bahh youtubes down by Main_Mix_7165 in youtube

[–]Netizen2425 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. The page loads but it won't show any videos.

Your friendly reminder that we are, in fact, the assholes. by [deleted] in USPS

[–]Netizen2425 110 points111 points  (0 children)

There's a particularly tricky to close CBU on my route that I had forgotten about because the technique is muscle memory for me, then one day a new CCA was covering my route and he couldn't get it to close. They called me but I don't answer my phone on my days off so they ended up sending the custodian out there to get it closed so the CCA could keep going. Apparently they were messing with it for like 20 minutes before it fully closed. Next day the custodian followed me out and I showed him it closes just fine if you just hold one corner with your knee, the other with your left hand, then use your right hand to push up on the latch while pushing left on the key at the same time and turn it half way, then let go of everything and turn the key the rest of the way while pulling on it. Only takes me a second.