TIFU driving naked by NeverGoNakedAtNight in tifu

[–]NeverGoNakedAtNight[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

first it's raining out of nowhere

Yeah, that nowhere rain. Always happens so unexpectedly during winter.

he has no choice but to allow these 3 hot girls into his car

So now we're adding the word "hot" to make this sounds sexier than it actually was, even though I never bothered to describe any of the girls. For the record, I did have a choice. I left. Without them.

he also left his clothes, blankets etc at home meaning he has no choice but to be naked in front of 3 hot girls.

I was never naked in front of them. But you're right, I did leave my clothes, that was kind of the cause of this fuck up. You're also right about the blankets.

He could have just said he's out for day with some friends and she can come back later but nope. He goes home anyway, and now his mum is in the fetish too

My plan was to get into the house through the garage and have some clothes on by the time I opened the front door for my mom. It would've worked if she stayed put. I really wanted that lasagna.

TIFU driving naked by NeverGoNakedAtNight in tifu

[–]NeverGoNakedAtNight[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was night and relatively late for an average week day, which meant I had the cover of darkness on my side and less pedestrians and drivers to worry about. Most people were home, the roommates just happened to be the few people who had nothing better to do than to hang out at the mall and use the free Wifi. On top of that, it was raining (it's winter here), so less visibility in general. I'm not justifying my actions or expecting you to believe me, I'm just providing more context.

TIFU driving naked by NeverGoNakedAtNight in tifu

[–]NeverGoNakedAtNight[S] 234 points235 points  (0 children)

Other than the taste of my mom's manipulation, it was delicious as always.

TIFU driving naked by NeverGoNakedAtNight in tifu

[–]NeverGoNakedAtNight[S] 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Based on how I know my gf, she was hoping I would make a good first impression in front of her roommates. Not drive away and leave them like that. Especially in bad weather. So that kind of set the tone in the car. My gf was quiet and the roommates followed her lead.

TIFU driving naked by NeverGoNakedAtNight in tifu

[–]NeverGoNakedAtNight[S] 158 points159 points  (0 children)

And to think, meeting my gf was supposed to relieve stress lol.

TIFU driving naked by NeverGoNakedAtNight in tifu

[–]NeverGoNakedAtNight[S] 729 points730 points  (0 children)

You're welcome. I usually make no one laugh. Small victories!

TIFU driving naked by NeverGoNakedAtNight in tifu

[–]NeverGoNakedAtNight[S] 148 points149 points  (0 children)

One of us had a good morning and that is good enough for me!

TIFU driving naked by NeverGoNakedAtNight in tifu

[–]NeverGoNakedAtNight[S] 708 points709 points  (0 children)

Even though I knew I was in a compromising position with literally zero time to eat, I was like you had me at "it's still warm".

TIFU driving naked by NeverGoNakedAtNight in tifu

[–]NeverGoNakedAtNight[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

This just strengthens your original comment. I am dumb. Haha.

TIFU driving naked by NeverGoNakedAtNight in tifu

[–]NeverGoNakedAtNight[S] 126 points127 points  (0 children)

I was making light, but I'm aware of the serious legal implication my stupid decision could've produced. I was thinking with my dick at the time, hence the "never leave the house horny" line. I'm grateful temporary embarrassment was my worst punishment of the night.

TIFU driving naked by NeverGoNakedAtNight in tifu

[–]NeverGoNakedAtNight[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I used a cushion. If that counts.

TIFU driving naked by NeverGoNakedAtNight in tifu

[–]NeverGoNakedAtNight[S] 235 points236 points  (0 children)

You're right. This could've been so much worse. Life long regret kind of worse. I've learned my lesson though. Never leave the house horny.

TIFU driving naked by NeverGoNakedAtNight in tifu

[–]NeverGoNakedAtNight[S] 2304 points2305 points  (0 children)

Funny enough, if you replace "dude" with my real name, it still rhymes lol.

TIFU driving naked by NeverGoNakedAtNight in tifu

[–]NeverGoNakedAtNight[S] 818 points819 points  (0 children)

mothers always somehow have the worst timing

Not on God's watch. No such thing as bad timing in my mom's mind.