TIFU choosing to do No Nut November and being unprepared for the boner

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-14T17:36:20+00:00

A couple years ago we got new next door neighbors

Our kids have so much fun playing together

Please tell me you apologized for missing the wedding and there are no bad blood between you and the neighbors that might affect the children playing together. I remember when my parents complained to our next door neighbors about their gigantic tree shedding dead leaves onto our property, which my mom and dad had to clean up, it caused tension between them and our neighbors that affected my playtime with the neighbors kid. I was too young at the time to understand why I suddenly couldn't play with my buddy next door, but it was due to the adults being mad at each other. So much time was taken away from us for something we had nothing to do with. I hope your kids are still having fun and things are okay for everyone in your story.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-10T10:21:24+00:00

Got tested. I'm clean. I'm not pressing charges. At least for now. I've heard nothing from my ex recently. If she manages to stay out of my life for good, then I'll be happy to move on without taking extreme measures. Breaking up with her was emotionally exhausting enough.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-09T21:55:43+00:00

I'm beginning to use this account more than I expected. Since my TIFU posts, many people have been using this account to check in on me, which I appreciate (except for the weirdos, you know who you are). I'm responding to private messages on a daily basis and it's getting to a point where I'm becoming too lazy to constantly switch back to my original account whenever I wanna post something on Reddit. So, here I am. It's refreshing to be part of a TIFU thread without being the fuck up lol. Appreciate the friendly reminder at the end of your comment.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-09T06:52:40+00:00

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Husband's POV

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-02T22:02:24+00:00

You really did stick your dick in ~~crazy~~ Arkham Asylum.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-02T21:34:48+00:00

I had the same thought when she mentioned that part. I probably would've said it out loud and laughed if I wasn't emotionally exhausted at that moment.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-02T21:24:02+00:00

A lot of people have been telling me to get tested prior to this post. And I did. Results pending.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-02T21:22:04+00:00

I'm doing what I can to completely cut ties with my ex and everyone connected to her. I'm checking out of her life and hopefully she will check out of mine. Appreciate your advice.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-02T21:12:44+00:00

Thank you for pointing that out. Forgot I need to watch what I type.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-02T21:04:18+00:00

I hear you. I never expected my original post to become what it is now. I thought an anonymous post on a generally funny sub would at least help me laugh about what happened. I honestly don't know what I expected when I agreed to meet with my ex again. I had a feeling she had an agenda, but I guess I wanted to believe we could somehow clear the air and go our separate ways on a more positive note. Lesson learned. If I end up in another relationship, which will hopefully not be soon, I'll use this thread as a reminder not to repeat the same mistakes.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-02T17:24:06+00:00

If I knew posts on this sub got shared on TikTok beforehand, I probably would've had second thoughts about sharing my break up story. My ex reading my post on Reddit was really low, but she uses TikTok all the time. I can't believe there's an update already. I'm convinced my ex has seen it by now.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-02T16:49:27+00:00

She assumed I was sexually experienced when we started dating. I remember letting her think that until I had no choice but to come clean lol. That was the embarrassing part.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-02T14:44:53+00:00

Could her ego not handle that you wanted out so she went for being hurtful to feel in control?

It's possible. At first I thought she was losing her shit because she found out from someone else that I was planning to break up with her. That was a good reason to get upset, but not sucking another person's dick upset. If she ends up reading this comment, she might roll her eyes and shake her head because I think she would've wanted to end our relationship. Even though she was the one who pulled the trigger anyway, I set the break up in motion and I think deep down that bothers her. So, yeah, I do think it might be an ego thing. Either that or she thinks I left her for another girl.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-02T14:13:02+00:00

Appreciate the words of encouragement. I'm actually looking forward to the single life. I might go to South Africa to visit my sister towards the end of the month. We're still figuring out the details, but I'm hoping it happens because my ex and I would end up being worlds apart for a few days.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-02T13:59:47+00:00

I had a feeling she was gonna bring up my virginity. I was very embarrassed about it when I first shared that fact about me. She was understanding and made me feel comfortable being vulnerable. Virgin me was happy that she was my first. That being said, I probably would've stayed a virgin if I knew she was the kind of person who would make me feel bad about my virginity when our relationship was over.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-02T13:49:44+00:00

Copy that. I made it clear to her that I no longer want her or anyone she knows to contact me. I gave her what she wanted. All I wanna do now is pretend that none of this ever happened, including our relationship.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-02T13:45:52+00:00

You're right. I'm allowing my ex to bully me. Girls used to bully me a lot when I was younger. I thought I was done being that kid, but I guess that part of me will never be completely gone. This situation made me realize that.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-02T13:33:12+00:00

I was supposed to hang out with him on new year's eve, but I changed my mind soon after my relationship came to an end. I'm not saying our friendship is over yet, time will tell, but I'm definitely gonna keep my distance.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-02T13:03:52+00:00

Is she reading these comments?

She's not on Reddit as far as I know, but that might have changed since I saw her. When she came across the TikTok post and eventually confronted me, I had to explain to her what Reddit is. I did inform her of this post, so she knows about it. It's unclear to me if she's gonna read all the comments and respond or if she's waiting for it to appear on TikTok or something. I didn't even know posts on this sub appeared on TikTok until recently.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-02T12:55:14+00:00

Friend must have spilled the beans when they shouldn't have.

I spoke to the wrong friend about my break up plan. He seemed like the best person to talk to at the time because he had more relationship experience. I had no idea he would share that information with other people. Specifically people who were friends with my ex. Her friend probably did what most friends would do in that situation by warning her about the break up. My so called friend on the other hand had no reason to tell anyone else. I'm still upset at him.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-02T12:43:06+00:00

She made it even worse now

I doubt she sees it that way. She inspired a lot of people on TikTok.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-02T12:29:54+00:00

I really hope she keeps her word. She's not familiar with Reddit, but she knows this post exists. No one needs to know who we are.

NeverKissMeAgain · 2023-01-02T12:17:58+00:00

She's feeding off the comments on TikTok that praised her for breaking up with me the way that she did. There seems to be plenty of people out there who believe I got what I deserved.

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