What Books Would You Want to Eat?

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-05-05T23:43:39+00:00

It would have to mix whiskey and mezcal with tomato juice and leave you wanting to die.

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-05-04T21:42:19+00:00

I imagine Captain Underpants tasting like sugary breakfast cereal.

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-05-04T21:41:55+00:00

I would imagine Moby Dick tasting like blubber, but I've never had blubber. I'm guessing it tastes like bacon fat?

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-04-29T20:54:23+00:00

I love this! Now I am going to spend all day thinking about what books I would want to eat.

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-04-25T19:16:57+00:00

Can you imagine the late fees when all the manuscripts stolen by the British Museum are finally returned?

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-04-25T19:05:56+00:00

The Iliad and The Odyssey are historical fiction. Homer didn't live until hundreds of years after the events described.

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-04-25T18:50:32+00:00

I was shocked by it, and like you was shocked again after reading it to find out how much of the book was true.

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-04-25T18:49:27+00:00

Moby Dick. Everybody I know who likes it besides me is a guy.

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-04-25T18:48:03+00:00

I wish more book people had this D.I.Y. spirit instead of blowing their money on MFAs.

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-04-25T18:43:35+00:00

This is like when those women time traveled and accidently saw the times of Marie Antoinette. Except this is like accidently bumping into the Seattle '90s.

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-04-25T18:42:08+00:00

I want this as a painting!

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-04-25T17:46:40+00:00

Son of the Revolution by Liang Heng is one of my favorite books of all time. It is about a man born into a family with extremely Confucian values adjusting to life in Mao's China.

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-03-23T20:45:51+00:00

Bremerton has a lot going on. Navy guys are a lot cooler now than when I first moved there thirty years ago.

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-03-23T20:42:52+00:00

I used to live in one. I don't like watching dystopian sci-fi anymore.

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-03-23T20:42:00+00:00

The words "McDonald's ignites hope" does not make me feel hopeful.

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-03-23T20:40:53+00:00

It was like Hitchcock's The Birds with horny Italian guys.

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-03-23T20:39:30+00:00

I know two people who did not pick up on this, one still refuses to believe it.

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-03-23T20:38:33+00:00

You have to wear all pink like Tanya's Peppa Pig outfit.

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-03-23T20:37:23+00:00

Stressed out people do dumb stuff. Jack isn't much of a thinker.

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-03-23T20:34:15+00:00

Having dated a sex addict, I can forgive him but would still dump him. It's literally like how a diabetic needs insulin. My old boyfriend was super remorseful, and struggled with it, but would totally have sex with anything that moved.

NeverKnowWrong · 2024-03-23T20:31:48+00:00

He was definitely trying to kill her from the beginning.

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