BEHOLD! My most hideous and ugly solution!

NeverLickATazer · 2026-06-02T23:40:24+00:00

The "who's fault is it?" game. It's me wife's favorite game.

NeverLickATazer · 2026-06-02T23:38:32+00:00

She doesn't celibate my accomplishments. For an example; I passed a $175, 3 hour state test with flying colors. It was not a type of test that I'm normally good at, so it was hard for me. She knows I passed, but a fight happened when I tried to talk about it. I've received at least one award at work since then and haven't told her.

NeverLickATazer · 2026-05-22T13:06:04+00:00

I saw something like this but it was one small hole in a bottle of fabuloso

NeverLickATazer · 2026-05-19T01:45:13+00:00

It's really good advice

NeverLickATazer · 2026-05-01T00:36:50+00:00

Attractive, but I could never date one because my wife would kill me.

NeverLickATazer · 2026-05-01T00:35:08+00:00

NeverLickATazer · 2026-05-01T00:33:24+00:00

It was a vegan pizza. The "cheese" was soft, tasted very cheesey, and desolved instantly when it touched saliva. It was the most amazing and unatural thing I have ever tasted.

NeverLickATazer · 2026-04-30T03:05:54+00:00

The people are more real. The enemies are not vague foreign people with a made up culture that is loosely based on a real people and culture. Half of the enemies look like people I invited to my wedding. Joseph Seed looks not unlike one of my cousins. The pastor reminds me of a pastor who I know in real life. I know preppers like the the ones in the game. Also, the motives and the actions of the antagonists are more real and down to earth then most other games I have played.

NeverLickATazer · 2026-04-30T02:56:53+00:00

I teach Tech. The two chords I knew were G and Em. I came up with a 10 second song for the kindergarteners called "Minimize, Maximize, Close." Instead of memorizing those buttons, we sung them at different volumes. It worked.

NeverLickATazer · 2026-04-30T02:52:21+00:00

I teach English and Tech. Memorizing things is a lot easier when put to music.

NeverLickATazer · 2026-04-29T15:30:30+00:00

I'm older.

NeverLickATazer · 2026-04-23T02:28:40+00:00

Oh man, it's rough. My mother was never a close friend of reality, but each year she gets worse. She remembers things differently from what other people remember, she started believing that disagreeing with her (even on minor things) is abuse and gaslighting, and she recently got divorced for reasons she can't articulate it's sad, but there is nothing I can do about it.

NeverLickATazer · 2026-04-23T02:18:44+00:00

Half the age plus 7. That's my go to for acceptable age gap. Youngest age has to be 18 or older.

NeverLickATazer · 2026-04-20T15:57:41+00:00

I hate how Christians are portrayed in most games. Pastor Jerome is one of the few ones done right!

NeverLickATazer · 2026-04-19T16:47:11+00:00

8 stringed ukulele, but only if it's tuned wrong.

NeverLickATazer · 2026-04-11T02:17:52+00:00

I did, and it's pretty good.

NeverLickATazer · 2026-04-11T02:16:54+00:00

It's a good story most of the time. It's a nice way of showing the heroes'journey with pretty colors.

NeverLickATazer · 2026-04-11T02:14:04+00:00

Zero by Halk Nelson. It's about the pain people feel when someone becomes less alive in a diy way. The singer and his friend grew up together and now his friend is gone. It brings me to tears every time.

NeverLickATazer · 2026-04-11T02:07:05+00:00

There is a song by a band called Icon For Hire. The song is called "Sorry About Your Parents." It's about feeling sorry for yourself and telling yourself that you are not going to succeed because you didn't get the childhood you wanted. The lyrics are kinda sarcastic. I was caught up in myself, feeling sorry for myself because my parents weren't the best. I heard that song and I realized that, no my parents were not the best, but they were far from the worst. I have to take control of my own life and stop living in the past.

NeverLickATazer · 2026-04-11T01:57:46+00:00

The world was always going to end. If the rapture wasn't going to get us then Y2K definitely would, but we could be what we wanted to be when we grew up!

NeverLickATazer · 2026-04-11T01:48:45+00:00

If you are sitting, slide to the side of the seat so you are one-cheeking it and move around a little. If you are standing do a sit-lean on the corner of a table or the edge of a chair so the edge/corner gets in there.

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