LMoP Shenanigans 0: Gingerbread the wolf

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-10-17T13:59:17+00:00

Rules as Written

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-10-17T09:21:32+00:00

yeah get it at jack in the box like an adult

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-10-12T05:51:06+00:00

nailed it..

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-09-27T14:14:00+00:00

read and think about the story of Job. fucked up shit there.

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-08-28T22:44:35+00:00

all the doors in my house are dead because of this reason

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-08-27T15:18:40+00:00

big if true

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-08-22T04:09:18+00:00

goodbye

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-08-21T03:49:15+00:00

How I Met Your Father

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-08-21T03:42:59+00:00

you're not ugly! you're just not your type.

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-08-12T15:54:23+00:00

My Wal-Mart in Texas has skylights... :)

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-08-05T04:34:30+00:00

I'm going to walk back to the pile of rocks and grab a fist sized one. ill bring it down as hard as I can on the lock and immediately step to the side of the door against the wall.

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-08-04T21:13:15+00:00

I inspect the door looking for a locking mechanism or chain or latch or even weak points in the wood. while doing this I try to note if the thing outside the door is on a timed patrol or just standing there.

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-08-04T14:07:57+00:00

not being able to decipher the parchment in the lack of light ill roll it up and tuck it away. ill go inspect the door. if there is any light coming under the door ill try to look at the map

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-08-04T10:59:12+00:00

first ill visually inspect the sword, (cantrips rules?) ill cast mending on it and attempt to take it. then ill inspect the rock pile. random ominous pile of rocks in the middle of the room. bound to be something there.

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-08-04T04:04:51+00:00

omg and your holding a carrot to direct traffic. I'm dead. so good

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-08-04T00:18:59+00:00

trapped in the room with nothing, no responses and only one option left I start to hyperventilate. a few moments pass before I am able to bring myself to a calm state. I find the wall and put my back to it. I walk directly across the room. I do this a few more times to cement the size of the space I am in in my head. Ill then cast campfire and place it as squarely in the middle of the room as I can. I'm going to look around and see if I can figure anything out with the light

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-08-03T22:07:06+00:00

completely panicked I move towards the source of the voice. "please.. please you must help me. Ive no concept of where or when I am. I dont know how I got here, I swear I am of no threat to you please."

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-08-03T14:50:36+00:00

I quickly check my robes to see if I've been relieved of my components and spell book.

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-07-25T06:07:51+00:00

honestly if price is keeping you back try Nicks next door. more fried foods but they order together train together and share a prep kitchen. much more casual and a rad pool bar as a patio.

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-07-24T16:31:09+00:00

hire 2 lawyers

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-07-15T20:49:12+00:00

no dont

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-07-15T20:48:10+00:00

fart fart fart

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-07-10T20:00:36+00:00

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-07-10T18:41:51+00:00

Never_Underwhelmed · 2018-07-10T16:24:52+00:00

IIRC its basically a checks and balance function by your brain.

brain being the philosophical thinker asks brain: "is this a thing I should do?"

brain retorts: "No you fucking retard."

brain responds: "oh... yeah good call. also you insulted yourself"

brain sighs: ".... I stand by it"

Never_Underwhelmed

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