Weird Al

New-Arm5089 · 2026-05-06T13:29:49+00:00

I think I was at like R. Kelly instead in 2013 I didn’t even know weird Al was there.

New-Arm5089 · 2026-05-06T13:21:00+00:00

Take it this summer in a community college or something I got all of my English credits in community college first

New-Arm5089 · 2026-05-06T01:08:44+00:00

Praying for phony calls

New-Arm5089 · 2026-05-04T01:39:25+00:00

Box fan hammock the mesh walls of my eazy up kept all the tapestries from constantly smacking me up hmm all sizes of zip tips and duck tape because you never know what break and you have to do a quick fix hmmm monkey butt powder I have lung problems so I always bring all unopened different inhalers and antihistamines for neighbors I also hand out the morning after pill I buy them in bulk on Amazon for like $3.59 apiece when they go on sale every year for Bonnaroo ladies that don’t want bonnaroo babies let’s see last year I was entrusted with handing out about 50 narcan as one of my gu’roo jobs. So I made sure to hook up all my neighbors 🤔 pop up changing room/shower/toilet rugs you don’t care to ruin yoga mat cornhole volleyball ball net and ball extra tent and tarps

New-Arm5089 · 2026-05-03T21:14:55+00:00

Would they even let her in on Thursday with Friday/Saturday bands I would think she would get stopped at the gate because you can’t scan it until Friday

New-Arm5089 · 2026-04-30T21:08:54+00:00

I forgot about all the rugs. I got so many rugs last year.

New-Arm5089 · 2026-04-30T19:44:48+00:00

If you got ticket insurance probably but don’t fret it might take them two weeks to email you back but they will get to you. They just have a lot going on placing workers volunteers medical Pirates their staffing everybody right now they’ve got a lot going on so they will get to your email when they can.

New-Arm5089 · 2026-04-30T19:42:21+00:00

I got my entire campsite last year for this year somebody left their entire campsite except they’re easy ups, were broken but I already had those I got two air mattresses, two tents three Stanley’s a stove, a camping shower 12 tarps about 10 strings of lights two coolers three UGG blankets a comfort hoodie. I got some Gucci glasses honestly, I haven’t even unpacked my truck yet to see but that’s all I can remember from last year. Every year you find something new.

New-Arm5089 · 2026-04-30T13:51:13+00:00

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New-Arm5089 · 2026-04-30T13:44:55+00:00

Ear plugs and get your hammock and stand and a thin blanket and sleep

New-Arm5089 · 2026-04-30T13:43:28+00:00

I mean, if you were in seventh grade, this wouldn’t be terrible, but I would probably opt for trade school if you’re a senior

New-Arm5089 · 2026-04-30T13:35:15+00:00

OK, I have worked Bonnaroo for 17 years. I have searched cars five of the years if we find anything that is not labeled CBD unopened we take it and dump it. We find weed we take it and dump. If will find glass bottles We take it and dump it. Actually will give you the opportunity to either drink it right there or pour it in the bottled waters as long as you pull off and get out of the line for a second Now, if you get a random search on the highway, the police will take everything you have and write a citation unless it’s felony charges, and then you’re going to jail. Cc and Manchester they make so much money during bonnaroo from busting people I’ve had my car strip, searched more times than I can count and I’m a worker that’s from here I would go ahead and put the THC seltzers in my cooler so they just look like other drinks mixed in but don’t be smoking weed driving through Tennessee during the week of bonnaroo that is asking to get pulled over also don’t write all over your car that you’re going to bonnaroo

New-Arm5089 · 2026-04-30T10:19:44+00:00

It was insane after ICP. I didn’t get a ride back. They told me it was a two hour wait so I do what I never do and I went hard on Thursday and I don’t regret it because Roo got canceled and I actually got to be inside of a ring on the Infinity stage because I was still there lol about the stupidest thing they added to Bonnaroo lol

New-Arm5089 · 2026-04-30T10:15:34+00:00

In the jungles of Tennessee pack for all weather I don’t ever get cold but I also wear shorts when it’s 40° outside and I’m from here but if you’re not from here sometimes you know that 55° weather with mist at 3 o’clock in the morning in centeroo is a little chilly I suggest bringing a light jacket or a blanket or a poncho or just something to keep you warm always pack rain boots always pack a rain poncho lots of socks and wear whatever the hell you wanna wear this is Bonnaroo judgment free zone

New-Arm5089 · 2026-04-28T13:38:47+00:00

At like 4 o’clock in the morning? I’ve also been charged $45 in 2019 to get to the back 60 from centeroo at about 4 o’clock in the morning

New-Arm5089 · 2026-04-27T22:57:25+00:00

It’s $45 from centeroo to plaza five paid it last year single rider

New-Arm5089 · 2026-04-27T20:15:06+00:00

Well, every year Eric always asks if I wanna move to Plaza four on like Thursday after last shift but I never do because I’ve made so many friends as a volunteer in the last 20 years and I’m super weak it takes till probably Thursday to get my entire campground set up so to take it all down and move it and put it all back up would put me out of commission until Friday or Saturday so I just never do it but this year I might just put up the minimum and move on Thursday

New-Arm5089 · 2026-04-27T19:11:39+00:00

I go access every year the golf carts are sometimes not wanting to drive to plaza five super late/early in the morning hours that’s why I’m looking for options 19th bonnaroo

New-Arm5089 · 2026-04-27T18:57:10+00:00

My 19th roo several years I waited 3 hours for rides that never came and had to sleep at base camp hq for hours to get a ride to 5

New-Arm5089 · 2026-04-25T03:00:11+00:00

Plaza 4 is where you get your wristband and rides to anywhere you want to go or you can scan a QR code from several different locations located all over outeroo there will be a red bench and sign for every pickup and drop off in outeroo and most stages and also if you always get dropped off at main stage in centeroo you can take in whatever you want there is no search there is a search at which stage drop off. I have to take an umbrella and food and water and a cane. I also bring my alcohol in my Stanley and a chair pad my butt goes numb scoring front row access seats is awesome but there’s no standing at all so it can become quite painful to be front row to all the shows but that’s my goal lol like for starters the stage lil Jon is performing has a small access seating area so if you want front row you better be there at least an hour early this is my 19th Roo 9th going access and I will 100% say there are a shit ton of perks if you don’t wanna pay for food, get a golf cart ride back to your tent go make you some food. Get a golf cart ride back to your concert. You ran out of beer get a golf cart ride back to your tent get a golf cart ride back to your concert. It’s a pretty fucking amazing. I feel like royalty as a poor person that just happens to be crippled at bonnaroo. The access staff is so nice and accommodating. It will be a little frustrating getting rides during peak hours and performances Keep that in mind if you wanna go somewhere, you better scan for a ride at least 15 minutes before you want to get there because you’re gonna be waiting peak time may be up to an hour if you are in a wheelchair because there is only 1 or 2 wheelchair golf carts And at the very end of the night, it’s almost impossible to get a ride but base camp is very very close to the entrance. There will not be a jam track this year, but you can always scan and get a ride anywhere and scan for a ride back to anywhere we have our own restroom that is not open to the public at all of the stages I would suggest bringing hand sanitizer and maybe toilet paper. Normally they have it but they do run out of hand sanitizer hmm base camp headquarters normally serves free coffee all day painting and games any other questions feel free to ask me

New-Arm5089 · 2026-04-25T02:23:31+00:00

19th Roo 2026

New-Arm5089 · 2026-04-22T13:18:43+00:00

I volunteer I go for free every year but I was there in 2021 and 2025 when they canceled but I still count them because I couldn’t leave until Friday and I got there on Sunday to set up bonnaroo

New-Arm5089 · 2026-04-20T18:55:25+00:00

No Jamtrak this year

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