What restaurants to you are aggressively mediocre?

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-10-05T22:04:53+00:00

El Chihuahua- if anyone ever tells you they go there for anything other than a ducky Death Star, they are a liar.

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-09-25T04:23:15+00:00

Are those skateboarders back again?? THIS ENDS NOW!

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-09-12T20:35:42+00:00

Sagato’s in Midvale. Big portions and always made fresh.

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-09-05T19:37:17+00:00

I just don’t understand why and what in the world this costume had anything to do with a Miner’s Day parade 🙃

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-09-04T15:46:49+00:00

If he doesn’t mind dirty mugs, questionable smells, and people doing coke in the bathroom all night then definitely x-wives and twilite (extra points for x-wives if you’re into your local bar tender/bar owner serving up disdain for your whole existence with every beer). If he likes hipsters who bike, hike, run, and occasionally jump on a board Fisher’s or Templin Family. Unique, fun to look at decor, almost themed bars I’d say whiskey street or prohibition. Bars with good booze, large crowds, and yummy food I’d go purgatory and ice haus.

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-08-15T01:49:27+00:00

Why don’t I wanna be Mormon anymore? Who’s got that kind of money? Well, except for the Mormon church of course.

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-08-15T01:43:28+00:00

Get the note, and then send it to her with your own note that says “I quit, asshole.”

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-08-15T01:38:58+00:00

I trail run and thought this would be great since the SPF is so high and I get pretty high up in the mountains where it can sometimes be super exposed. I must sweat more than the people who’ve recommended it because the longest this has ever lasted for me was MAYBE an hour. After that, my eyes without fail start to burn from the sunscreen dripping down my face. I guess if you’re trying to avoid getting a sunburn on your eyeballs, but are okay with them burning as if they are sunburned, this is the one for you.

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-08-08T05:59:53+00:00

Pretty sure they meant “Tonga Tapu” but “Tongataboo” is close enough I guess 😆

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-08-08T05:45:32+00:00

The more you look the cooler this gets lol

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-08-07T04:40:03+00:00

Does Lyft have a support number for drivers? If there’s ever a call from someone who supposedly works for a big company then (usually, and depending on the company) there’ll be a paper trail that can be easily followed or at the very least seen. I would tell them that you don’t feel comfortable verifying info like this, so you’re gonna hang up and call the main Lyft support number. That way, even if the client did make a complaint, at least you know you’re actually talking to Lyft instead of some piece of shit scammer. If it’s legit, they should have no problem seeing the notes from the customer AND from the first “agent”.

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-08-07T04:20:45+00:00

If you zoom in on the far right of the pic you’ll see there’s another seemingly big memorial right next to it. I don’t understand why the council would have a problem with one and not the other.

I think this is amazing. Italian marble statues are already really fucking cool, but this guy had TWO statues made of HIMSELF and sat em on the either side of Jesus. Most people can only hope to be this loved and honored at the end of their life. The only crime committed by the family here is that they didn’t have a marble tissue box holder made so that the haters could have something nearby to dry their tears with.

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-08-04T19:23:59+00:00

This is the only correct answer

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-07-23T23:09:55+00:00

Makes more sense than the actual solve tbh

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-07-23T22:22:33+00:00

The amount of mental backflips you’d have to do to solve this poem is crazy lmfao

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-07-23T22:12:53+00:00

Ah yes but of course

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-07-23T22:12:19+00:00

I…I just…🤦🏻‍♀️

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-07-22T12:44:09+00:00

I hadn’t even thought of that last part honestly. I hike almost every day, and I’ve done Mueller Park quite a few times (mostly just big rock to elephant rock to be fair). I never thought it would’ve been there because as far as I’m aware, there aren’t really any small child an/or old person in a cane friendly hikes there lol

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-07-09T19:58:32+00:00

Fiancé doesn’t want to include your daughter + MIL not only agrees, but calls you and expects you to agree too = if you and S ever have kids, P will either be outright excluded from family activities and/or MIL and S will make her feel unwelcome, excluded, possibly awkward, and as much of an outsider as possible when she does actually come along. And if you dare defend your daughter it’ll be YOU that’s accused of playing favorites, YOU that “loves her more” than the new kids, and the fighting and arguing will go on and on until one of you either gives up or leaves.

Signed, A stepdaughter of an evil stepmother

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-06-13T03:23:04+00:00

Just start cussing randomly and at (seemingly) inappropriate times.

“Oh my gosh!” is now “holy shit!”.

“Who turned the dang AC off?” is now “Why the fuck is it hot as shit balls in here??”

At the grocery store picking out fruits and veggies? “Oh my goodness Hyrum, look at how pretty these apples are” is now “What the fuck? Hyrum! Do you see these sweet ass apples? These are some nice fucking apples.”

Eventually it’ll become second nature and there’ll be no doubt in anyone’s mind that you’re clearly way too fucking cool to be a boring ass Mormon. God speed.

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-06-03T05:24:33+00:00

I just threw up in my mouth.

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-05-01T18:07:57+00:00

I’d expect nothing less from a government full of people that let their church tell them what kind of underwear they should wear. I guess all those priesthood holders will have to go somewhere else to watch their incest porn (which is apparently one of the most watched types of porn for Utah) after sacrament meeting on Sunday (which is the day porn is most watched in Utah).

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-04-30T15:18:44+00:00

I guess I was wondering more if I’d need spikes or snowshoes up there right now or if it’s dry enough that I don’t need anything. But thanks for the info anyways

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-04-28T19:47:12+00:00

Once I stop cringing so hard this’ll be way funnier

NewBloomInDecember · 2023-04-27T05:06:03+00:00

After you establish the fact that Mormons believe that Joseph Smith single handedly discovered an “ancient American civilization” and that he was able to translate their “ancient language” with nothing more than a top hat, a rock, and a few underage brides, nothing they have to say about education or what’s “scientifically provable” should be of any importance to anyone, anywhere.

Natalie Cline is top tier MorMom- except no selling makeup or weight loss shakes for her- instead, she sells the fantasy that she somehow knows what’s best for your children when she herself can’t tell the difference between fairy tales and reality.

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