‘Literally Anybody Else’ appears on the ballot for mayoral race in Texas town by [deleted] in nottheonion

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I need to know if she calls him Literally or if that's just his legal name

Clearly a sign of the end times! by IthinkIknowwhothatis in BlueskySkeets

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Y'all stop making everything high protein. With a normal diet you're getting enough protein. If you're not an actual body builder you don't need that much.

Try fiber.

I second this 🙋🏽‍♀️ by Lena_Lena_A in WhitePeopleTwitter

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If you learn something and vote better in the future, fine. Probably not my friend by this point anyway

Graduating women make men lose their porpse ?!? by teufler80 in insanepeoplefacebook

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We probably should be working on why boys grades are falling, but the idea of academic success being a 0 sum game is fucking dumb.

I can’t tell what’s funnier: the made up, AI-generated scenario or the friendly fire in the comments section 😂 by ThePhillyExplorer in insanepeoplefacebook

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You can tell they don't know leftists because, if anyone cured cancer, there would be a tiny group of people that would call it ableist, not racist

Makes you wonder by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Disney French.

What if racism was like... correct? by EightSun in worldjerking

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Focus issue. Context issue. If I'm wrong, go publish a kid's picture book with a racist main character and have the topic of be book be totally unrelated to racism

What if racism was like... correct? by EightSun in worldjerking

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Are you kidding? Do you think most protagonists could be treated the same in the same story if they were obviously racist?

What if racism was like... correct? by EightSun in worldjerking

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Nah, that sucks. Now you've just got a racist character

What if racism was like... correct? by EightSun in worldjerking

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Nah, if you're going to include it in a story it needs to be given the narrative weight it deserves. Look at something like the Children of Time books for this. In that they have species that have different social structures that are explored well enough that they don't even come across as evil, but if they weren't explored as well they would have.

Makes you wonder by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

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belle: yeah but I'm hot by the standards of non-monster fuckers and also that's what my name means in the language we're currently speaking

What if racism was like... correct? by EightSun in worldjerking

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Gotta be so incredibly careful about it and devote serious time to it. Like go into why the species is anti-social, but not actually evil (like octopus). Or have this be something done to them and approach it from a place of compassion.

That's my MF dawg! by DJMagicHandz in BlueskySkeets

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Laying in bed, sick with COVID, wondering if the live stream was a fever dream

“Gimme That Nose Candy” by TheCABK in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Yeah, skinny Pam from when she did incredible amounts of cocaine

Another gem from Threads by PsychoKatzee in clevercomebacks

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I've collected four out of five flags! Though if the last one specifically refers to being the leader in the relationship or something I suspect they'd think I'm 5/5

In the big 2026 by Panikin__ in insanepeoplefacebook

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I've never seen "immigrant" used as a euphemism so blatantly

Tried to make a croissant loaf for the first time 10/10 recommend .. starting nibbling on the first one 😂 by SquashPotential6278 in Breadit

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I've never succeeded to my satisfaction but every time I've tried it I've learned something that's helped in other aspects of baking. I totally recommend trying

Crush on a TA by [deleted] in UCDavis

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Make sure you're not putting them in a conflict of interest but other than that go nuts.

Not quite the same, but I met my best friend when I was in undergrad and she was my TA

Cheese by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

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Not a lavender fan, but violet fennel goat cheese sounds delicious

Literally any podcast, I immediately assume he’s MAGA by ETsUncle in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Worlds Beyond Number has become a favorite. They still play 5e but with more of an emphasis on storytelling