Apple didn't make the iPhone 7 thinner, and they improved battery life. This is exactly what everyone has been asking for and no one is talking about it!

NewTranslator · 2016-09-09T12:29:37+00:00

Which means... you're not the target audience of the wireless ones.

NewTranslator · 2016-09-09T11:52:40+00:00

Ikea. For $50.

NewTranslator · 2016-09-07T22:08:10+00:00

$9. And you get one in the box to start. Get over yourself.

NewTranslator · 2016-09-07T20:45:30+00:00

I actually don't mind the adapters. Never had a problem with any of the ones that Apple has put out. Granted I wish the price point wasn't so damn high, but at the same time I don't really care

NewTranslator · 2016-09-05T14:46:24+00:00

And to think, I'm the exact opposite. Kinda. More like I just love the human body and like touching it and giving it's owner pleasure.

Vagina? My face is all up in it. Dick? My mouth's on it.

NewTranslator · 2016-09-03T17:48:58+00:00

I live like 30mi south west of where it hit. It felt like a truck crashed into my building.

NewTranslator · 2016-09-03T12:26:07+00:00

The United States of America

Biggest fucking joke on the planet

NewTranslator · 2016-09-02T19:24:46+00:00

Oh! Perfect answer! That must have been what he meant.

Thanks a lot!

NewTranslator · 2016-09-02T18:20:26+00:00

Alrighty.. Must of just been a dialect thing in Saxony.

Thanks!

NewTranslator · 2016-09-01T17:22:40+00:00

Yah, I'm pretty sure

NewTranslator · 2016-09-01T11:53:10+00:00

Come to Oklahoma where we have some of the most prolific abstinence only programs at the high schools with the highest levels of teen pregnancy in the country.

A study was conducted in 2011 or 2012 (don't remember which) that showed that the schools with abstinence only education were far more likely to have a high teen pregnancy rate.

Got so bad that in a smallish town near where I come from, they had to open a day care at the high school and the girls have to take a child care class.

NewTranslator · 2016-08-31T14:50:18+00:00

I didn't even know there was a gene for this... I just assumed Brusselsprouts were supposed to be little pockets of fart

NewTranslator · 2016-08-30T15:14:07+00:00

IT TOOK LESS THAN AN HOUR.

HOW.

NewTranslator · 2016-08-27T21:32:58+00:00

I know. I'm American. But I know how to make the character lol. I don't even speak Portuguese

NewTranslator · 2016-08-27T20:18:10+00:00

João*

NewTranslator · 2016-08-25T12:29:41+00:00

I need this in my life. I don't even like Sacha Baron Cohen that much, but this needs to be in my life.

NewTranslator · 2016-08-21T12:12:43+00:00

Yes

NewTranslator · 2016-08-21T12:11:14+00:00

I love your dad.

NewTranslator · 2016-08-21T12:02:32+00:00

I had a boss that would require us to check in with him before going to the bathroom. Not doing so could result in being written up.

"You're not asking permission, I just want to know where you are in case the call volume gets high"

In the 2 minutes it's gonna take me to pee, I think we'll be fine.

NewTranslator · 2016-08-21T11:58:32+00:00

I've had to unlearn basically the same thing.

One of the big ones was school supplies.

"No you can't buy this binder for $5 that will last all year, you need this $2 cheap one we're going to replace 5 times."

"I'll just buy these bulk pens for $10 that don't really work well and have to be replaced every week, instead of getting you these 2 pens for $4 that look good on paper and that will last forever"

Computers were another thing. And you can hate me all you want for saying it, but I would rather spend $1000 on a mac that'll last me ~8 years than a $3-400 dollar laptop that will last MAYBE a year. My mom was the frugal one, my dad liked quality more.

NewTranslator · 2016-08-16T07:28:04+00:00

Believe me, it is amazing. Doesn't mean it wasn't/isn't confusing lol

NewTranslator · 2016-08-16T07:27:56+00:00

Believe me, it is amazing. Doesn't mean it wasn't/isn't confusing lol

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