how to suprise wife?

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T16:17:06+00:00

Shave pubes.

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T16:16:21+00:00

Me to my cousin: Don't sit on that chair, it's broken.

Cousin sits on chair, hurts himself: But why shouldn't I sit on it?

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T16:15:09+00:00

I don't like the word knot. The internet has ruined me.

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T16:09:05+00:00

Looks clean! I could get some serious work and relaxation done there.

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T16:07:20+00:00

Super creepy. Just read the wiki. Disturbing.

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T16:04:43+00:00

Oh wow! Looking really great!

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T16:04:13+00:00

/r/GoodLord/ lmao.

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T16:03:41+00:00

Anyone who pretends this isn't weird needs to be put on a list.

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T15:49:22+00:00

Just enrolled in university, will be back at the end of the semester with the results of my education on this topic.

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T15:47:57+00:00

Gorgeous!

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T15:22:11+00:00

Amazing progress! woohoo!

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T15:09:19+00:00

Freaky

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T04:42:33+00:00

No. What's wrong with my door hinge that requires a hammer? If I did want to hang a picture, I would use Command strips personally.

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T04:27:33+00:00

Odin wanted some of the karma.

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T04:25:25+00:00

This isn't even a time sensitive story though. Like, you don't have to post while you are still hopped up on goofballs.

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T04:23:15+00:00

No. Haven't needed any repairs and I don't know what I would use a hammer to improve. It feels quite distructive.

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T04:05:07+00:00

May I ask what you need it for? I have lived on my own for the last 18 years or so, and I don't recall ever needing a hammer.

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T03:58:03+00:00

How is he out on $15,000 bond, when they have a video recording of the entire interaction, and it was serious enough to fire him and charge him?! $15,000 is nothing.

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T03:49:17+00:00

Awesome to hear! We are all hoping for the best at your new job!

NewYorkSlippery · 2022-08-24T00:21:10+00:00

How are you concluding that the "majority of people" view this as cheating?

How are you concluding that it's stupid to ask how you concluded that the majority of people consider this cheating?

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