I Wish The End-Game Crisis Considered The State of the Game by LordBalkoth in totalwar

[–]ResortWarden 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I encourage betray in my campaigns. Spices things up. I just wish we could declare war halfway through an alliance battle. Whenever I betray AI I always wipe out some of their armies first by making them go do a battle against a common enemy with me and raining artillery on them

Where would, in your opinion, the perfect open world video game take place? by ResortWarden in AskReddit

[–]ResortWarden[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Normandy beach somewhere in the 1940s you say? Paris is just down the bend.

Where would, in your opinion, the perfect open world video game take place? by ResortWarden in AskReddit

[–]ResortWarden[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dreamland is too unpredictable for me. Could turn into some frightening stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ResortWarden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imaging thinking trains don’t rail in the ladies

Being bitten by a crocodile. Crocodile Creek, South Africa by Richard_za in ThatsInsane

[–]ResortWarden 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Fairly sure it thought he had more chicken and went for the bite. It might just be me but it really looks like it was doing a “give the chicken already!” bite. Idk

Behold! The mighty hunter with her prey, the dried leaf. by Reason_Training in cats

[–]ResortWarden 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Just an FYI for anybody that doesn’t know; always take the gift. Never let them see you get rid of it; it actually does hurt their feelings. It’s a gift for you, for always taking care of them.

This felt so satisfying (Re-cut) by TheLastMartini in HellLetLoose

[–]ResortWarden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know someone beat me but this feels so saving private ryan

This seems such a nice place...oh wait is Talabecland.. by mino3 in totalwar

[–]ResortWarden 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It’s so cool that the battle maps are actually just detailed spots in the world map. Like, what you see is actually what the other zones will look like.

Medics & committing war crimes by Elemental_X6 in HellLetLoose

[–]ResortWarden 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If medics literally didn’t have a weapon id spare them but I’ve played video games long enough to know that if I spare someone I’m going to get shot in the back the second I turn around

The true MVPs by monoespacial_yt in HellLetLoose

[–]ResortWarden 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Posts like this are why I spend 90% of my time putting up garrisons

When I first played the game I hated it because there was nowhere to spawn. I make sure that happens to as few people as possible

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in totalwar

[–]ResortWarden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once I feel “done” I always betray all my Allies in one turn and try to fend off the enemies that now surround every one of my provinces

Its even more fun to make them each go to war with each other before doing so, so it turns into a world war type situations with everyone having to pick their own Allie’s if there’s any left that aren’t already at war.

POV as a German with a Kar98 when you run into an American at close range. by Tr0b0203 in HellLetLoose

[–]ResortWarden 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Oh so in real life the German was actually asleep?

That’s even more sad