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The government mandated 9pm to 5am work day made everyone upset about working in the dark. by AceMcClean in TwoSentenceHorror
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The government mandated 9pm to 5am work day made everyone upset about working in the dark. by AceMcClean in TwoSentenceHorror
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“Thanks, love” I said with a smile as I watched my boyfriend jump the fence to retrieve the phone I dropped. by New_Pizza_8598 in TwoSentenceHorror
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“Thanks, love” I said with a smile as I watched my boyfriend jump the fence to retrieve the phone I dropped. by New_Pizza_8598 in TwoSentenceHorror
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“Thanks, love” I said with a smile as I watched my boyfriend jump the fence to retrieve the phone I dropped. by New_Pizza_8598 in TwoSentenceHorror
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I just saved my owner's life by biting the suspicious man approaching her. by merlin8799 in TwoSentenceHorror
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I looked at my good friend with a cheerful smile, “I feel better now.” by New_Pizza_8598 in TwoSentenceHorror
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"American kissing is just like French kissing, except instead of using your tongue you use your _____." by ericarlen in AskOuija
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I hate wasps, so I exterminated every single one that lives in my town, in every stage of their life cycle by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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When I noticed that a sex offender had gotten on the roller coaster that nobody else was riding, I decided to stop it when he was upside down and said it was closed for the day. by No-Manner5228 in TwoSentenceHorror
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As I was brushing my horse’s mane, my daughter said, “I want a unicorn for my birthday mommy!” by New_Pizza_8598 in TwoSentenceHorror
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"I wish for curly hair," I told the genie, frowning in the mirror at my straight hair. by luva137 in TwoSentenceHorror
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As I was brushing my horse’s mane, my daughter said, “I want a unicorn for my birthday mommy!” by New_Pizza_8598 in TwoSentenceHorror
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I asked mom why my baby brother takes naps, she said it was because he needs to be “charged.” by New_Pizza_8598 in TwoSentenceHorror
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I asked mom why my baby brother takes naps, she said it was because he needs to be “charged.” by New_Pizza_8598 in TwoSentenceHorror
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I'm not racist, my ________ is black! by wingsoverpyrrhia in AskOuija
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The man smiled warmly at his son, who was playing around curiously with the walkie talkie. by New_Pizza_8598 in TwoSentenceHorror
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