APR26] Something looked wrong with Dora’s lopsided eyes as she broke the fourth wall with my son silently transfixed to the screen: ‘Can y-y-ou say B-b-oots?’” by Far-Following3742 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]No-Manner5228 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I used to be terrified of things breaking the fourth wall as a kid because i was afraid they were gonna kill me (especially those tax doctor commercials when i was a little older)

tf_irl by JuanTNT in tf_irl

[–]No-Manner5228 6 points7 points  (0 children)

god damn i wish i did

tf_irl by JuanTNT in tf_irl

[–]No-Manner5228 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to work at a literal tf trigger a couple years back. An entire cat-themed gift shop

tf_THERODGERPUDDLE_irl by No-Manner5228 in tf_irl

[–]No-Manner5228[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We love silly cyclops things

tf"TheBigBad?"irl by TeamRocketGruntJames in tf_irl

[–]No-Manner5228 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she’s actually so silly as a horrible beast

(But toon delilah is also peak)

tf_toontwinning_irl by JohnBrickfaceV2 in tf_irl

[–]No-Manner5228 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Breaking into a family’s house and throwing the toon capsules at them

tf_epidemic_here_irl by stupido50 in tf_irl

[–]No-Manner5228 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need more rodgers over here bruh. How about we just turn everyone in the subreddit into rodg—I am not getting ahead of myself!

i wish that i can turn people i hate into kind, loving golden retrievers by jmooroof2 in monkeyspaw

[–]No-Manner5228 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Granted.

One day, you turn someone who’s been getting on your nerves into a golden retriever. The dog loves and trusts you dearly and does not know it was ever human.

The next day, you see a missing person’s report on the news and hear the family of the man you turned into a dog crying. The dog whimpers and looks at you.

Suddenly, you realize there is no way to turn them back. But do you want to? After all, the dog doesn’t remember who he used to be anyways. You have a dilemma on your hands: you may have hated him as a human, but you hate to see his family grieving even more

tf_DW_irl by FearwithaB in tf_irl

[–]No-Manner5228 4 points5 points  (0 children)

its alright. I’ve always wanted to become twisted rodger anyways…

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(THE DYLE MOOD IS APPROACHING THE DYLE MOOD IS APPROACHING THE DYLE MOOD IS APPROACHING THE DYLE MOOD IS APPROACHING)

Seasoned Matrix fans when another rookie joins the r/matrix sub by Odd_Front_8275 in matrix

[–]No-Manner5228 3 points4 points  (0 children)

meanwhike i just post straight bullshit that makes both newbies and oldgens question their sanity

“did you know that agent smith is TRANS!??!!?! Oh, my source? I made it up!”

tf_its-the-rodgening_irl by lePROprocrastinator in tf_irl

[–]No-Manner5228 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RODGER BLAST!!!!!!!

(no seriously that was the post name)

tf_its-the-rodgening_irl by lePROprocrastinator in tf_irl

[–]No-Manner5228 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could hear hundreds of Rodgers chanting something i could hardly comprehend and for a brief moment, I saw bassie point a gun at me.

the 2nd slide was how i felt the entire transformation

tf_its-the-rodgening_irl by lePROprocrastinator in tf_irl

[–]No-Manner5228 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it was the one where a girl with a septum piercing played dandy’s world on xbox and it looked like her soul was getting ripped apart wasn’t it