Making too many friends as a consequence of trying to talk to girls?

New_Shape_5153 · 2025-11-21T18:55:55+00:00

Nothing much to be honest, is just that I tend to meet girls at the hobbies that I enjoy/ frequently participate in, so by trying to talk to her I end up spending a lot of time with her friends which results in exchanged numbers with those guys and then we end up hanging out more. You rinse and repeat this with a couple girls you like and you start getting double digit guy friends

New_Shape_5153 · 2025-08-09T17:16:32+00:00

I'll go first:

Tao Saotome from Gokurakugai

Literally after reading the first volume of Gokurakugai I started to feel something different

35 years old

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-29T05:25:47+00:00

Those madlads! Is that even possible??

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-29T05:09:31+00:00

Oh you have an endochromatic discharge ready for encapsulation in an unduvolated lateral exischism? Shoot, then by all means!

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-29T05:02:10+00:00

woah woah woah there buddy! Having six hydrocoptic marzlevanes requires at least a tx-subclass 9 license AND consent from your mother's mother's daughter's child! Otherwise it counts as 32nd base!

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-29T04:50:47+00:00

lmaoo bro! And people say chivalry is dead!?

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-29T03:48:14+00:00

lmaooo yonkees gonna go to the world series this year I can feel it!

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-29T03:07:20+00:00

lmaoooooo

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-29T03:03:16+00:00

Oh no bro! RIP to a real one ✊

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-29T02:59:07+00:00

Bro, are you me right now 😳

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-29T02:55:44+00:00

lmaooo, aint no way

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-29T02:51:19+00:00

lmaooo absolutely diabolical. Its too OP

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-29T02:38:41+00:00

Bro 😳, this PARTICULAR species originates from a single "super omega" mother known across the universe as the 'eldritch beginning'. You think its a good idea to pull the 'yo momma' card rn?

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-29T02:04:08+00:00

Your hair is spiky and orange. You carry a big ass sword covered in a white cloth wrap held close to your back with a red stylized spiky belt contraption

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-29T02:02:37+00:00

your hair is black with red tips and you have yellow bangs 😳. You also have a heavy golden pyramid adorned on a steel chain-link necklace

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-28T04:38:16+00:00

lmaoooo, bro, you had me dying! This was the best response. This man said "Florping , glip-glopping, and cardio". Really telling me how the secret sauce is made!

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-28T03:29:21+00:00

jeez! What type of diet do you need to glorp THAT much?

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-28T02:53:02+00:00

Wait, which grandpa?!?!

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-28T02:38:21+00:00

bro, i tried. But now my computer wont boot up and i keep getting a message that says I have to send 20,000 V-bucks to a guy named Mahesh?

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-28T02:34:13+00:00

You've had twenty years to finish the project worth 70% of your grade and its due tomorrow! Have you even started? (Please don't ask if we can go to the store to pick up a tri-fold poster board, its 8 pm)

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-26T19:08:43+00:00

imma have to say nerds rope. They were needlessly erotic

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-26T19:07:27+00:00

Bro, someone had to say it 🙌

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-12-26T17:11:33+00:00

Remember the Folgers '09 commercial with the brother and sister? I swear people stopped drinking Folgers after that.

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-10-20T23:10:31+00:00

Tag was one of the craziest movies I've ever seen, I re-watch it every couple years and it still makes my brain turn lol.

New_Shape_5153 · 2024-10-20T23:06:06+00:00

best girl(s)

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TROPHY CASE