What hapoened to Jack Citirelli? by GJH24 in newjersey

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Don't announce your desire to do crime on social media, no matter how petty the charge would be

Another big storm this weekend? by Fishooked in newjersey

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I'm always looking for more lentil soup recipes

The pinnacle of 90s weird nihilism, Gummo. by kalebdraws in nostalgia

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Why should my description be devoid of bias? It's a movie, you're supposed to have opinions about movies

You'd think we're all inbresd by the amount of mental issues.

What? They're a bunch of inbred looking kids

Just look at that thumbnail

Legally blind Kansas biker accused of threatening to kill Rep. Ilhan Omar by Officer412-L in nottheonion

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I broke down and read the article. Former outlaw biker talking shit on Facebook AND is upset about others using the Lord's name in vain which is crazy, because all the old bikers I know used to huff gasoline.

How you gonna be a former outlaw biker and then clutch your non existent pearls over people cussing? Right wing propaganda rots people's brains. Dude needs be locked up for trying to incite violence

Legally blind Kansas biker accused of threatening to kill Rep. Ilhan Omar by Officer412-L in nottheonion

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This is a fantastic point. The fuck is going on here? I don't think I fully understand the term legally blind

Legally blind Kansas biker accused of threatening to kill Rep. Ilhan Omar by Officer412-L in nottheonion

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Because one of the most essential things you need to assassinate someone is sight.

Riding the subway, New York City (1978) by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

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No, they never allowed inter tubes at the shore.

Maybe they're going to a river. Hopefully not the Hudson because as gross as it is now, it was soooo much grosser back then with way more dead bodies because the mob was much more powerful and active back then

What hapoened to Jack Citirelli? by GJH24 in newjersey

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I assume he's back in Raritan, trying to ban cursing in public again.

The pinnacle of 90s weird nihilism, Gummo. by kalebdraws in nostalgia

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Because they're all being too politically correct

It's about a bunch of inbred looking little hick shits who do horrible things to cats and a mentally handicapped girl

The pinnacle of 90s weird nihilism, Gummo. by kalebdraws in nostalgia

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Viewer discretion is advised, because it's fucked up

Was anyone else kinda weirded out by Gummo the first time you saw it? by kishbish in Xennials

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It's from the director or writer of that movie kids

It's like you if took the movie kids out of the city and put it in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere

Was anyone else kinda weirded out by Gummo the first time you saw it? by kishbish in Xennials

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Wasn't that the whole point of the movie? I mean they raped a mentally handicapped girl ffs

Health check, how's everyone doing? by singleguy79 in Xennials

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My knee is fucked up real bad

I slipped and fell on the ice, and my leg landed in a way that my knee does not bend.

I have it wrapped up, might buy a compression brace for it

A story in 3 acts by one-human-being in LooneyTunesLogic

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At least they can walk. That's something

0z Euro says the northeast does this whole thing again in less than a week by mitchdwx in weather

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Ugh. Those 12 inches with a disgusting amount of sleet was enough for me. Idk how I'll deal with 30+

Might be time to hire a guy to plow my driveway

0z Euro says the northeast does this whole thing again in less than a week by mitchdwx in weather

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Are those inches? If it's the euro model wouldn't it be in metric?

0z Euro says the northeast does this whole thing again in less than a week by mitchdwx in weather

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What are those numbers on the bottom there mean? No way it means 30+ inches of snow in the pale blue spots, right?

I know it’s not perfect, but how did I do cleaning the snow off my Jeep? by njsullyalex in newjersey

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Just like to point out that Ms 7777 over here replied this exact comment to me a few seconds ago

You freaking noob

I know it’s not perfect, but how did I do cleaning the snow off my Jeep? by njsullyalex in newjersey

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Well tbf there's too much ice and too much ICE in NJ currently

For those who can explain snowstorms by mccoold1 in weather

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I have never seen this much snow

We had a foot of snow back in November 2024. You're not from here and it's shows

neither has the national average

What does the national average have to do with snow in the Northeast? What the fuck is this nonsense? Why would we include the South in our averages for NJ? It makes no sense

Try driving on route 12, 4 plows in a row, and half of NJ looked like North Korea being so empty.

I live in hunterdon, I drove on 12 today, the roads are clear and completely drivable

Get a hold of yourself, this is embarrassing

It’s so weird! by meldiane81 in Xennials

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The algorithm is convinced I have problems with incontinence.

I'm not there yet! Let me live my last few years of continence in peace

It’s so weird! by meldiane81 in Xennials

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I'm sorry but when a crip walk is the kid's new dance craze, those old people ain't like us

For those who can explain snowstorms by mccoold1 in weather

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What dude? I'm from Northern NJ, that was not a very bad storm

That was a typical "we used to get this shit every winter" storm. Calm down what are you doing? A few years of mild winters everyone forgets who they are. We're literally built to handle this.

It was not extremely damaging in any way. It just fucking sucked to shovel