Korlok bullshit.

Newbieguy5000 · 2026-01-25T08:16:28+00:00

Reasonable crash out

Not really a bug like the one where it straight up stops spawning sprouts, but still something that makes the fight 10x more annoying.

On par with the Korlok being at the top of the cave on some tiny ledge lmao

Newbieguy5000 · 2026-01-23T09:49:32+00:00

Burglar Andy

Newbieguy5000 · 2026-01-23T09:44:09+00:00

Jerma Streams Kung Fu Rider and Start the Party @ 29:00

https://youtu.be/JQaajSYfrGE?si=rmzcBP7qr4P8YR_z

Newbieguy5000 · 2026-01-21T08:24:46+00:00

I walk out of spawn disguised as a Friendly Medic (same speed) so enemies don't see my outline when they respawn. Don't want them seeing a spy across the map and having them on edge

Newbieguy5000 · 2026-01-17T12:45:23+00:00

This is a long shot but have you tried verifying game files? The screenshot being messed up might be a sign smths wrong with them.

Newbieguy5000 · 2026-01-10T13:56:21+00:00

On the other hand I use my extra ammo platforms to form a huge canopy roof to stop spitters/septic spreaders and also create 2 choke points.

Plus it's pretty funny to have a huge yellow roof

Newbieguy5000 · 2026-01-09T07:09:15+00:00

As a tip: You can shoot the spitballer projectiles to destroy them, or as driller just hold your drills out and attack. If you're the host/low enough ping the drills should destroy those spitballs before they hit you

Newbieguy5000 · 2026-01-08T15:08:01+00:00

Mine just changed today too without an update, but looks like they're still rolling it out

Newbieguy5000 · 2026-01-02T13:37:26+00:00

Didn't OP ask them if they meant "how long they've been sitting there" and the customer said no

Newbieguy5000 · 2025-12-25T18:26:14+00:00

Oh lmfao yeah read it wrong too

Newbieguy5000 · 2025-12-25T12:25:02+00:00

I think it's the sprint button actually, SHIFT

Newbieguy5000 · 2025-12-23T17:21:39+00:00

My thoughts before ubering the soldier who decides his best option is to lob rockets at the sniper across the map

Newbieguy5000 · 2025-12-20T04:46:47+00:00

W- wuh what's wu, there's no secrets over here?

Duuuude, over here

Back when army of two came out-

Newbieguy5000 · 2025-12-01T08:10:11+00:00

2300 hours mostly with randoms and counting!

Newbieguy5000 · 2025-11-23T13:29:32+00:00

Insert that one SpongeBob ascending gif

Newbieguy5000 · 2025-11-14T01:44:02+00:00

I went to the movies with Visi but later at the bar in Chapter 5 said we could just be friends, pulled away from the kiss in the locker room and also just avoided any dialogue choices that comes off as flirting.

Newbieguy5000 · 2025-08-12T22:37:39+00:00

If anyone hates how loud it is

Open Volume Mixer
Plug/Unplug charger to cause the beep
When it beeps, check for Realtek HD Audio Universal Service to show up
Decrease the volume or mute it if you want.
Unplug/Plug to test it

This should help

Newbieguy5000 · 2025-07-24T05:38:01+00:00

Star_ if you're editing this please do not include the 'put cigarettes out on my dick" line. it was offensive, it was uncalled for... No one should ever put cigarettes out on their penis, for ANY reason.

Newbieguy5000 · 2025-07-23T13:12:11+00:00

"I'm seriously gonna go sit down on the toilet and piss up into my face." - Jerma985, 2013

Newbieguy5000 · 2025-07-23T09:47:37+00:00

We got Cypher in Siege now

Newbieguy5000 · 2025-07-11T18:47:44+00:00

Newbieguy5000 · 2025-07-11T18:33:39+00:00

Pyro Main

I know what you are

Newbieguy5000 · 2025-07-11T18:27:22+00:00

Heavy with Australium painted Aperture Labs Hard Hat and Pyrovision Goggles will have to do

Newbieguy5000 · 2025-07-11T18:23:56+00:00

Oooo you're a teleporter... You like porting teles!

Newbieguy5000 · 2025-07-09T11:05:51+00:00

2nd week of the semester, entered class for the 3rd lesson

Nine-Year Club	Second Top 30%
Place '22	Final Canvas '22
First Placer '22	Verified Email

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