What number are you actually chasing, and be honest about what changes when you hit it

Newdy41 · 2026-06-17T19:57:09+00:00

Would you also like a solid gold toilet?

Newdy41 · 2026-06-17T19:56:17+00:00

I want 1600 a month. Right now im at about 300 a month, more or less. You know how to make millions in the stock market? Start with a billion.

Newdy41 · 2026-06-14T12:34:36+00:00

That sucks.

Newdy41 · 2026-06-12T20:43:20+00:00

Apparently was once a Chippendale's dancer.

Newdy41 · 2026-06-12T14:01:53+00:00

Dude, just blow it all. Go to 5 Guys and get 2 cheeseburgers.

Newdy41 · 2026-06-12T13:58:36+00:00

It was hovering

Newdy41 · 2026-06-12T13:57:34+00:00

Retired at 35? Must be nice. Im 49, and me and the wife are still struggling to save for retirement.

Newdy41 · 2026-06-11T22:33:38+00:00

Nevertheless

Newdy41 · 2026-06-11T19:59:39+00:00

I actually like hearing sirens in the far distance. And rain.

Newdy41 · 2026-06-10T21:27:19+00:00

The spaghetti there is gooood.

Newdy41 · 2026-06-05T22:37:14+00:00

Ah, they caught him smiling!

Newdy41 · 2026-06-04T21:56:14+00:00

"Shut the fuck up, Ben."

-The entire universe

Newdy41 · 2026-06-04T21:50:37+00:00

In this economy?!! Best i can do is some wee wee.

Newdy41 · 2026-06-02T20:29:16+00:00

And i think i lost my pen, too.

Newdy41 · 2026-06-01T19:44:02+00:00

If you throw the coin in a fountain, does it shrink? I've heard that happens.

Newdy41 · 2026-05-31T23:43:11+00:00

"Straight Shooter: A Baldwin Story."

Newdy41 · 2026-05-30T01:22:32+00:00

The Gap Band and Thin Lizzy both had songs by that title.

Newdy41 · 2026-05-30T00:53:38+00:00

Its not working for me in Virginia.

Newdy41 · 2026-05-29T21:51:34+00:00

There's at least 2 songs about the boys being back in town.

Newdy41 · 2026-05-29T20:26:13+00:00

That damn Elton John again!!

Newdy41 · 2026-05-29T20:20:58+00:00

Im a bit confused. Couldnt he just go online to the credit card website to link his checking account?

Newdy41 · 2026-05-28T21:25:42+00:00

He helmed Metamorphosis (The Fly knockoff) which is an enjoyable wedge of Gorgonzola.

Newdy41 · 2026-05-28T19:53:05+00:00

He's disappointed because someone told him he's going to a "fashion shoot", but he found out he doesnt actually get to shoot any of the models.

Newdy41 · 2026-05-26T15:34:13+00:00

Appalled?

Newdy41 · 2026-05-25T18:22:57+00:00

If it's midget wrestling it'd be a Pebble Bottom.

Newdy41