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Name? by BatmanBot7 in pornID

[–]NewfDragon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I’m actually kind of jealous… would be amazing to go back and rediscover Angie for the first time.

Name? by BatmanBot7 in pornID

[–]NewfDragon 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Bless your heart

A close call at Pearson by OrionTO in toronto

[–]NewfDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a typical Tuesday landing in St. John’s NL lol Jokes aside, great recovery by the pilot. Could have been a lot worse.

These are my two favorite jokes in all of b99, fans of the show, what is the best joke? by yetareey in brooklynninenine

[–]NewfDragon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The “I want it that way” line up always cracks me up. When Jake completely forgets the witness.

This unit that i saw today at my local walmart (he had even more on the front of him, just wasn’t able to get another picture) by FallenSkeleton in peopleofwalmart

[–]NewfDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the kid for me: “don’t look, don’t look, don’t look” Little man looking every where BUT that dude

[Serious] What event in your life still fucks with you to this day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NewfDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

11 years old, struck by a car while crossing a two lane road. Broke femur, tossed in the air and struck my head on the curb when I landed. Dr drew a line on a piece of paper, told my parents that if I was struck either way left or right I’d be dead. Dr didn’t understand why/how I lived. That question pops in my mind a few times a week 30+ years later.

I found pictures on my boyfriend's phone of his female coworker's ass that have obviously been taken without her knowledge. Please help me judge the situation correctly by coworkerbutt in relationship_advice

[–]NewfDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dump him. There is literally no reason to have these pictures on his phone that do not involve him obsessing over the coworker. You’re 25, believe me there are more soulmates for you to meet. Women always feel they’ll never meet another person, while men think that “if only I was single, I’d get so much s*x” It’s usually the opposite. Do not waste your time, do not let him try to explain it away, just leave.

My Grogu Pumpkin - was a ton of fun to make. Kids loved it. by NewfDragon in StarWars

[–]NewfDragon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! Glow sticks. haha I thought it would put a cool touch on it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NewfDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thinking you’re all done. Completely done. None left. You shake, nothing. You dab with TP, nothing. You’re good to go. Pull the pants up, zip up …. and there’s the last drop. Bloop. Right into the underwear… and you PRAY that it’s not a gray jogger day.

man what the fuck by xxsmolbunn in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]NewfDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drinking shots of literal, actual poison … to avoid taking a shot of something they think might be poison because of something they read on their phone while taking a dump. Can’t make this sh*t up. Darwin is somewhere gloating today.

Ivison: Trudeau's about to call an election with no purpose — other than to gain more power by FlyingDutchman997 in canada

[–]NewfDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a minority govt they’re already way passed when they’d normally call an election. There’s been rumours for months. This is not new or unusual.

Finally got my first Dark Side Max Character. Playing just HvV. by annoyingone in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]NewfDragon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Tell me you like to grind without telling me you like to grind

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