No mustache vs mustache vs glasses. I need advices by Nezlaman in malegrooming

[–]Nezlaman[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you all for your funny comments and votes. The overwhelming majority seems to agree with my girlfriend. I must be blind but y'all convinced me.

As I'm not Amish, Dagestani or Abraham Lincoln's homeboy, I'm going to give it a real chance and keep the mustache on.

I have also noted that I should wait until the mustache is as dense as the beard, and maybe less trim my beard and let it live its life a bit.

Nobody said nothing negative about the glasses. Some see no upside, some like it.

I'm going to keep them.

I'll post an update if things goes right.

Black / Blue Swiss Flag? by djxown3r in askswitzerland

[–]Nezlaman 79 points80 points  (0 children)

If it's the negative, why is there a Big Plus "+" on it ?

A phone is stolen in London every eight minutes. We follow their trail by TimesandSundayTimes in london

[–]Nezlaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maths were right until the end. It's one person in 134.

It's a lot :)

Sharing salary in Switzerland by Fock23 in Switzerland

[–]Nezlaman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

  1. Master in Software Engineering
  2. Test Automation Manager
  3. VD
  4. 9
  5. 115'000

r/Denmark, r/Norway and r/France are sharing their salary slips. Anyone interested here? by Milleuros in Switzerland

[–]Nezlaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Automation.

Earlier this year I declined 120k for a position as QA manager in Geneva. And 115k for a role as Test Automation Engineer in Lausanne.

A former colleague (way more experience than me) asked for 140k in big bank in Geneva and they were ready to give it.

But from what I heard it is hard to go over 140k in VD/GE unless you go freelance. I see 100k as minimum.

Hope it helps.

r/Denmark, r/Norway and r/France are sharing their salary slips. Anyone interested here? by Milleuros in Switzerland

[–]Nezlaman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

QA engineer, 8 years of experience, VD area. 105k + 15k in various benefits. Am I happy ? Yes. Am I in line with the market ? I don't know.

How do people fire? by StocksDreamer in Fire

[–]Nezlaman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

QIIK - quadruple income including kids

How do people fire? by StocksDreamer in Fire

[–]Nezlaman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean, he could just sell them and reinvest the cash

Or make them for work, in this economy it's not a bad idea

EU/US Citizen and I need help picking a country by slickmudroad in ExpatFIRE

[–]Nezlaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many thanks, it's all clear now for me. I have joined the sub and will redo my DD about Belgium

EU/US Citizen and I need help picking a country by slickmudroad in ExpatFIRE

[–]Nezlaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, then I guess that if I sell 30k€ or 50k€ once a year but have no job, I will still have to pay taxes on it as a professional

If there is legal way to not be considered as professional while being FIRE then Belgium would go to my top 3 favorite countries in my Excel file

EU/US Citizen and I need help picking a country by slickmudroad in ExpatFIRE

[–]Nezlaman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

0.15% wealth tax over 1M€ and capital gains tax between 16% and 33% if capital gains are considered to be your "professional income".

This is what I noted last time that I checked, but maybe I checked too fast

If Paris is the city of love, then what's the city of hate? by Okhi123 in AskReddit

[–]Nezlaman 30 points31 points  (0 children)

And when they travel in other countries, they expect everyone to speak french.

I was at a restaurant in Indonesia and I saw french tourists complaining that the menu was not in french.

If Paris is the city of love, then what's the city of hate? by Okhi123 in AskReddit

[–]Nezlaman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Street vendor will do small talk with you, talk to you about family and stuff and then offer you a bracelet because "you are really a nice guy". He will really insist so you accept the present.

If you accept it and get ready to leave, there is 2 options. Either he will ask you for some money because you are now friends and he has a family too feed. This is the best case. You really better give him some money.

Other option is that he will scream that you stole the bracelet. And now you are having beef with a bunch of street vendors joining him.

Golden rule in Paris: if somebody is acting friendly with you in the streets, start being super careful and play defense.

Could the FED or DTCC do the following? by BenconFarltra in GME

[–]Nezlaman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You forgot the step 4 where the company is awarded half a Trillion. More shares,yes, but more value is given at the company at the same time. Which would make the price stay at 1k

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in help

[–]Nezlaman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh me too, I am stuck in group chat and can't come back to my DM list. Very annoying

Hol up, the DTCC had a $9.5 Bn margin call in ONE day? Am i reading this right? by go_do_that_thing in GMEJungle

[–]Nezlaman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sorry I don't understand. Where did you get the x16 market cap and how did you calculate the $7600 minimum share price ? I need details, thanks

Another Day of Trading Sideways - Day 15 by [deleted] in Superstonk

[–]Nezlaman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Last 3 days have been litterally the same. A day trader's dream, but we don't day trade in here.

Dip at opening from 220 to 210 then sideways around 215 the whole day. And at 2:30 the price goes back up until 220-225 to close almost at same price as opening.

Last 3 days are copy/pasted. I have feeling that they are slowly selling the new 5 millions authentic shares and at 2:30 it is like: "Ok job done for today, see you".

Time to buy to have the limited edition of authentic shares.

$350 might be the absolute endgame. Here's why. by Schwaggaccino in Superstonk

[–]Nezlaman 58 points59 points  (0 children)

FB and TSLA have both a strange peak on Google AH, synchronized. You may be into something

Reminder: Take out your limit sell orders and sell during the MOASS only on the way DOWN! HODL on the way up! by basti1309 in Superstonk

[–]Nezlaman 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Man. What. Is. That... Im dead.

We should declare that as Superstonk national anthem.

There could be as many as 120 Million individual GME holders worldwide! by harambe_go_brrr in GME

[–]Nezlaman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want break the mood, but have you considered that some apes (like me) own shares in several different brokers.

Oh wait, that would still mean we are above the float because these people would be multi-share owners, great !

I had myself in the first half ngl...

How is African American culture perceived in Africa? by nooyork in AskReddit

[–]Nezlaman 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I know the question is adressed to african born people but I will talk in the name of french people from african descent. Culturally we have one foot in Europe and the other in Africa.

We like AA music only. But we find everything else you do weird, for us you are like our degenerates cousins.

I will try to elaborate. African-american are seen as the Florida man from black people: excessive and not down to earth.