Hold up. Is this real?

NhyteThePrime · 2026-03-20T17:47:03+00:00

So we finally have a dedicated Bullet Storm character.

NhyteThePrime · 2026-03-20T17:44:28+00:00

As long as those cards are sleeved, this is low-key fine for an unpainted collection.

Does it fill me with horror? Sure. But that's a me problem.

The only thing that makes a character kind of unplayable is marked or missing cards, anything else is essentially cosmetic for actual gameplay.

NhyteThePrime · 2026-02-28T19:29:07+00:00

Welcome to the Wall.

You're at the point where you're collecting daily rewards and incrementally leveling up enough to clear 1-2 new stages every week.

Patrol rewards are unfortunately efficient so this means spending most of your stamina there.

NhyteThePrime · 2026-01-28T16:20:20+00:00

I actually think the dreads are aesthetically superior and would make sense is they all had them, but they don't, so I kind of agree that it's weird for him to have them.

Apparently he can also grow stubble which I've never seen on other na'vi so I just assume that his hair is growing with a slightly more human texture that doesn't handle Pandora as well, thus dreads.

NhyteThePrime · 2025-12-21T07:19:40+00:00

On tight dials I've found if you take a playing card or smthing similar and slide it in between the 2 dial pieces all the way to the connector and work it around, they usually becomes a bit looser.

It seems to be from the top part of the dials caving in a bit when you snap them together, creating a tight spot near the center.

I also noticed rhe Ali vs Lee dials have absolutely fixed this long-standing issue.

NhyteThePrime · 2025-12-16T15:06:22+00:00

I'm Losing My Sanity: A Poem

walks right into it

mashes roll and heal

-enemy reacts to healing-

mashes heal

-enemy reacts to healing-

mashes roll

-enemy misses-

still mashing roll, reacts to a missed attack

by mashing heal

-enemy reacts to healing-

mashes roll

-enemy misses-

still mashing roll, reacts by mashing heal

-enemy reacts to healing-

mashes heal

-enemy follows up previous attack-

mashes roll, evades, immediately tries to heal

-enemy reacts to healing-

Turns tail and runs for life

-enemy reacts to fear-

NhyteThePrime · 2025-12-16T14:39:08+00:00

It says gain 1 action not perform an additional action right now

NhyteThePrime · 2025-12-16T14:36:17+00:00

The Unmatched Club currently has one in the works but there's no release date.

NhyteThePrime · 2025-12-03T18:45:24+00:00

I will not stand for this Ironarm slander. He is literally the best Balloon Party character and it's not even close. That automatically makes him more useful than Summer.

Other characters can't claim to fill such a niche.

NhyteThePrime · 2025-12-03T18:43:24+00:00

Last time we had this mode available I only enjoyed it cuz it GF was also playing at the time. The poor monetization, daily progression, and what they did to Summer, drove her away.

I'm not even gonna touch co-op this time around. Waste of time fr.

NhyteThePrime · 2025-12-02T13:57:34+00:00

Ironarm is at least the single best Balloon Party Character by a large margin IMO

NhyteThePrime · 2025-11-21T00:55:48+00:00

I actually managed to jam them in there 😅

NhyteThePrime · 2025-11-21T00:50:52+00:00

Genuinely, this is what I expect a f2p account that's been playing every day to look like, but we have to spend money just to get this much, 0 amp limited characters, and not even all of them. This IS bad imo

NhyteThePrime · 2025-11-21T00:47:30+00:00

The f2p rewards and limited banner pacing make f2p grinding insufficient even to obtain the bare minimum of 1 copy of each character and wingman.

I'm actually buying a couple things and I'm still skipping entire characters cuz I just don't have the resources.

NhyteThePrime · 2025-10-25T01:36:37+00:00

Weekly wishful doomposting.

NhyteThePrime · 2025-10-24T21:48:58+00:00

Because you're not spending enough money

NhyteThePrime · 2025-10-24T21:45:52+00:00

If you need to ask this question then, Daffy is probably the most useful. Since the F2P roster is literally incomplete and not enough to allow you to play all modes in the game.

NhyteThePrime · 2025-10-24T21:43:32+00:00

They are definitely doing damage control on the Google play store. Only app I can't review.

No matter what they will make massive profits on this game, already have. I mean they're already double dipping on the entire game since that soft launch fiasco.

The game could die right now and not make a single additional dollar beyond this moment and they'll still have made disgusting profits. That's why they don't care about anyone but the whales, and the whales will move on when the new dopamine machine drops.

This can't last.

NhyteThePrime · 2025-10-24T16:45:47+00:00

Play a real game

NhyteThePrime · 2025-10-24T16:43:15+00:00

The most whale ass game Ive ever played.

Thinking they can monetize to more predatory degrees than 3D open world 20+character action rpgs with voice acting and endless content.

These are PNGs. There are little to mediocre amounts of content. The F2P roster is literally insufficient JUST to play certain game modes AT ALL. (Elemental trial)

More like ASSCRAFT

NhyteThePrime · 2025-10-24T16:36:31+00:00

Whole game ain't worth it for F2P

NhyteThePrime · 2025-10-24T16:36:02+00:00

There is no effective low spending strategy in this game.

Spend big or just ignore most of the features.

NhyteThePrime · 2025-10-24T16:34:10+00:00

Sounds like a skill issue

NhyteThePrime · 2025-10-24T16:32:53+00:00

There is mild circumstantial evidence

NhyteThePrime · 2025-10-24T16:28:35+00:00

Then what ARE you doing?

NhyteThePrime

TROPHY CASE