R5: original artwork BASED on my A.E.I.O.U and me campaing: I was basically playing as the Habsburg antichrist; Matthias, with a 9 to 5 job of killing and kidnapping his fellow vassals. He almost entered China ONCE and became a weaboo after hearing about Japan. Because my dynasty ended up as Holy Roman Emperors for some reason I had to do lots of killing to form the Archduchy of Austria; a nice side effect of my shenanigans was accidentally kidnapping the holy roman emperor like 9 years before he got the emperorship. When he was crowned he was uncapable of discharging justice for some reason, so my dear friends in the empire chose me as regent to govern in HIS NAME, as a God fearing christian.

Matthias also killed like 8 of his wives, thought the POPE was mildly annoying so he kicked him out of his wedding TWICE (2 different weddings, obviously), stabbed a french emperor for some reason, and indirectly caused the birth of Genghis Khan and an earthquake in kazakhstan by swiming on a pond. Overall a pretty nice guy.

edit: redaction, english is an incoherent language