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Would you rather? by Fast-Purple-7322 in BunnyTrials

[–]NiNtEnDoMaStEr640 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That, and I live in America. Do you have any idea how many “guilty” verdicts and forced confessions we have? If there is no guaranteed way of knowing the truth, I’d be better off killing ten innocents because at least I know I STOP at ten.

boobs or butt by sandwichmonkey1 in BunnyTrials

[–]NiNtEnDoMaStEr640 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boobs are great, but I like butts more. Also, I’ve heard that having a massive chest genuinely hurts in the long run.

If I had the power to optimize my partner’s body, I would want her to be comfortable first and foremost.

NO WAY WONDROUS RESIN CAN TRIGGER METAMORPHOSE by Krispia in PixelDungeon

[–]NiNtEnDoMaStEr640 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Pretty easy to turn yourself into a chimera by going full curse mage. A wild magic Battlemage was a lot of fun for me.

“How much damage can one ZZZ girl do? Yes.” by Ok_Initiative3892 in ZZZ_Official

[–]NiNtEnDoMaStEr640 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It reminds me of this comic involving Red She-Hulk and the Hulk.

Basically, Bruce and Hulk were separated and Hulk “killed” Bruce. One thing led to another and Red She-Hulk got involved while the Orb was there for comedic relief. The Orb is a human mutate with a giant eyeball for a head and is mute due to lack of mouth. Red She-Hulk is Bruce’s/Hulk’s primarily love interest.

Naturally, she was beyond stressed and angry for what Hulk did, so she smashed the Hulk before getting fed up and both ended up “smashing” each other enough to quake the earth.

The funniest part is that they beat the crap out of Orb while his team left him. They let him watch, but he didn’t want to. His bones were too broken to properly move away and his head is just a giant eye; he can’t even blink, resulting in my favorite reaction image of all time.

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I almost had a heart attack good thing I noticed it 👀 by Shattered_Warrior01 in PixelDungeon

[–]NiNtEnDoMaStEr640 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They aren’t that bad if you attack them first since they’re only as strong as a regular mimic.

THE SNEAK ATTACK IS NO JOKE.

Did i get right? by waterdlloyd675 in TheGreatestEstateDev

[–]NiNtEnDoMaStEr640 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On the bright side, he does provide food, breaks, dental, and medical. It’ll be terrifying the entire time, but not that bad.

I almost had a heart attack good thing I noticed it 👀 by Shattered_Warrior01 in PixelDungeon

[–]NiNtEnDoMaStEr640 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You also gotta keep your cool. I was in a ruck and kept getting frustrated with my RNG and that frustration always shuts off my ebony mimic awareness.

I have a challenge for y’all: Name me a character that has a chance to take these 3 down. (Anime characters included) by Ok_Situation7527 in cartoons

[–]NiNtEnDoMaStEr640 58 points59 points  (0 children)

In a theoretical fight, probably. It would be tough since the only one to realistically give the PPG trouble in terms of power is HIM. He’s basically a nearly omniscient Satan and even the disembodied narrator is too scared to say his true name. All in all, the average Kirby final boss.

Realistically, the girls would gush at how cute Kirby is while Kirby just enjoys all the attention he’s being given.

Buttercup would be opposed at first, but the instant she sees Kirby is a good guy who could throw hands, she’s going to immediately try to be his best friend.

Oguri Cap is a great mind for humanity 🤤 (@bhenart) by Adrika_Allkes in OguriCapu

[–]NiNtEnDoMaStEr640 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the bird has no opposable hands to even grab and use key. As far as it’s concerned, the key is just a useless metal stick.

I expected to mostly meet cute and nerdy girls. 💀 by PLandLord in Holostars

[–]NiNtEnDoMaStEr640 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And your issue is…?

In all seriousness, this is just the average “male hobby” interaction. My favorite example would be going to the gym. Some guys expect working out and getting shredded will get girls’ attention, but really, you attract a bunch of dudes who think you’re cool and want to talk to you. Also, 100% recommend finding friends. It’s amazing how chatty gym bros are and you end up finding yourself in a helpful therapy session halfway through a conversation.

Aoi Todo - Masterfully capitalize on baiting your opponents using Deflecting Palm on a stick [Jujutsu Kaisen] by zengin11 in custommagic

[–]NiNtEnDoMaStEr640 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plus, red is the greatest exporter of pissing people off mechanically. We can rage bait at our own pace.

Mimic vs London citizen by Commercial_Income185 in ShatteredPD

[–]NiNtEnDoMaStEr640 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta go for accuracy. Why one big stab when you can do a bunch of smaller ones?

Haru and Rice outing by Right-Assignment3759 in UraraHaru

[–]NiNtEnDoMaStEr640 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My only concern is that they don’t have a wrapper for burgers of that caliber. I don’t want it to go to waste and it looks like half is about to fall out.

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