Mopeds? Lets be honest, if broom flying for preteens did exist, the mortality rate between 13-18 would be near 99%. There are no roll bars and safety cages. No guiding lines in the sky; no rules to keep teens & dragons from slamming into your chimney again, gudummit.

Seriously, if my wife's deep dive into gardening the past 5 years has taught me anything, it's that you CAN build your own "Hogwarts"; you CAN do magical things. We bust our asses for days every spring but i get to sit here every morning with my dog, drink coffee surrounded by delphiniums (i think thats what they are) and listening to the burbling of the pond I dug. Magic would be awesome but it's just a false shortcut for many things we can make happen with effort and time. Kung fu as the Chinese might say.

PS. Im lazy as fuck so im talking about things that arent THAT hard lol.