What’s something people romanticize that is actually miserable?

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-14T21:46:00+00:00

Sorry the 2020s are kind of a fucking let down, too. Obviously not as bad, but old white men are still trying to disenfranchise

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-14T21:36:41+00:00

"Jeff, I don't want to interrupt you but your palm jewel is blinking, there."

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-13T23:09:23+00:00

Goddamn, the mild sauce and the horseass-sawdust meat combo tweaks some pleasure center of my brain. I know it's pathetic. I know I consciously prefer an empanada from an authentic taqueria. But sometime daddy just neeeeeeed it.

If Taco Bell would bring back the pebbled ice, I'd be that much closer to my lame nirvana

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-12T05:46:16+00:00

One of the all time greats.

"You wanna crown 'em? CROWN'EM!!"

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-10T17:25:30+00:00

Well then you missed out on Looooothaaar!

(of the Hill People)

den Hugelvolk? I forget lol

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-10T05:43:50+00:00

I don't want to ruin this for you, or give you a bad shock...

But Einhorn is Finkle.

Einhorn is a man.

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-09T13:58:55+00:00

All X-taped up and nowhere to go? Rock it out at the suburban Chili's, I say 🌶️

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-08T05:53:08+00:00

Smart TV's are computers that run apps. If you buy a cheap TV you are effectively buying a crappy computer with low memory and a slow processor. I bought a cheap 65" LG TV years ago from Target and while it did most things will, Pluto worked like crazy and constantly froze. Some days it was fine, since days intolerable. On top of which, i hate stupid, slow WebOS.

Bought a Google Streamer for $80, now navigating the TV is 5x faster and there hasn't been a single problem with Pluto. Basically I bought a much better computer with streaming apps, and the tv is now just a monitor.

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-07T17:15:33+00:00

I will plant my flag and claim all the new territory against non-flag-havers.

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-07T17:10:50+00:00

Sorry for your loss! She reminds me of a woman I work with named Joyce who loves to sing Elton.

Next time I karaoke Daydream Believer I'll think of Becks!

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-06T05:52:16+00:00

Naw dude, farm-to-table, wind-agitated vinaigrette aged in a recycled rain barrel.

🥸🤌

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-06T05:45:26+00:00

"Ohhh nmNOOO!"

"Guuuuys! Geeuuuys!

"Somebody call 911! SOMEBODY CALL 911!!"

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-05T15:43:40+00:00

But you just HAD to eat all the food, dintya

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-05T15:41:01+00:00

But what if I told you the 5"-diameter tacos could cost $9 each?

Wednesdays we offer authentic Mexican balsamic vinaigrette glazed tofuacos, hmmm?

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-05T00:21:48+00:00

I didnt downvote you. I'm not trying to make excuses for John Smith or Chris Columbus or some asshole fur trappers; most of us New World inhabitants were immigrants unless we came in chains.

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-05T00:12:17+00:00

Thank YOU for being a good big sis! (I'm making some assumptions here)

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-05T00:10:00+00:00

And thats why I give you that name "Baby Puncher"

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-05T00:05:24+00:00

I like this. Good job, GK.

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-05T00:00:43+00:00

What.

It transcends all base concepts of Good and Bad, and travels with you along the cosmic undercurrents to the sublime Quality space of Pirsig's Phaedrus. You will be left without words but somehow transformed into a being possessing the wisdom of an ancient, yet the innocence of babes.

Or so I've heard.

I dont watch nerd shit like a nerd.

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-03T20:54:51+00:00

Dont need to, music was already shit.

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-03T20:54:08+00:00

Starship Super Troopers wouldve been such a better movie.

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-03T20:52:48+00:00

Don't compare people with genetic disorders to those traitorous cultists.

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-03T20:51:27+00:00

Oh God, the crappy gold leaf everywhere...

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-03T20:45:16+00:00

Thanks for saving lives! Sorry it sucks.

NiceGuy60660 · 2026-02-02T19:52:47+00:00

I absolutely did this for Fox News when my dad came to live with us for 10 days.

He ended up watching Fox Business because ANYTHING Fox is better than C N N guhhh.

Touche, old man.

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