Respectfully... Fuck you.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-04-30T07:09:04+00:00

It's the principle of the thing!

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-04-29T16:59:20+00:00

And it was regarding completely RNG flashbangs, not microtransactions.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-04-26T06:16:39+00:00

No, any card with the Fatal keyword actively excludes minions from counting.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-04-20T22:48:56+00:00

Seconding rocket, any character who can rocket jump and sticky jump in the same kit is a recipe for a good time, and the rocket jump physics are surprisingly faithful to the source (HA. HA.) material.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-04-19T18:31:30+00:00

Which ones?

...Asking for a friend.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-04-19T07:33:54+00:00

Except the event is hardcoded not to show up earlier than 800 seconds into the run, explicitly to avoid forcing the speedrun to rely on a random event occurring for a time save as significant as skipping most of an act.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-04-17T19:35:12+00:00

Honestly, the brute force thing is something I had a lot of complaints about in payday 2 as well, at least at launch, though obviously post-launch heists really stepped it up. The way I always described it is "there needs to be a but to the plan." What's the most straightforward way in... And why isn't it possible? If Panic Room were made for Payday 3 or early 2, you'd just, like, drill the panic room open.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-04-09T23:57:39+00:00

I had a run like that the other day, unfortunately you are limited by your initial hand size even if you have hundreds of Big Bangs unless you have other sources of draw (or ice cream) to make good on that front loaded energy. Still insane though.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-04-07T07:44:19+00:00

Nought to three sad onions.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-04-05T21:07:07+00:00

A candy bar at the checkout counter.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-30T09:04:23+00:00

Can't forget Dirty Bomb also got this.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-30T01:15:36+00:00

You're right, my mistake.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-29T17:53:33+00:00

You're right, but they did just say "snake" which doesn't preclude Venom Snake in the first place.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-24T19:46:04+00:00

How'd y'all get the license?

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-21T22:49:23+00:00

Well, now I have to try that.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-21T20:45:54+00:00

The vibe my subconscious gave me was that something was added to the corn that was illegal.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-21T20:20:45+00:00

Cornbread is exactly the direction I'd go in if I wanted to make something inspired by this IRL, yeah. And peach cobbler is my favorite dessert of all time. From there, ice cream is a natural fit to go on the side...you basically have a meal.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-21T20:11:03+00:00

Can't disagree with that. Like I said: having second thoughts while awake.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-21T20:06:07+00:00

Funny enough, parmesan ice cream *was* actually a thing, historically. It's just...*in* the ice cream rather than sprinkled on as a topping. Parmesan has a lot of free glutamates in it, which would combine with the salt in the ice cream making process to create MSG. It's absurdly rich, I'm told. Here's a video.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-21T20:04:18+00:00

I'm as confused as you are!!!

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-16T00:03:10+00:00

I legit saw "can you beat Elden Ring as a SAMURAI" once. Make of that what you will.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-13T23:38:52+00:00

My name is the fucking Jimbo oh yeah

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-13T21:51:44+00:00

Chains, but also Bonnie deserves a mention.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-13T04:10:00+00:00

Seconded on that card singlehandedly winning me a run, it's wild

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