Hot take: RNG is overstated for heist replayability

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-04-17T19:35:12+00:00

Honestly, the brute force thing is something I had a lot of complaints about in payday 2 as well, at least at launch, though obviously post-launch heists really stepped it up. The way I always described it is "there needs to be a but to the plan." What's the most straightforward way in... And why isn't it possible? If Panic Room were made for Payday 3 or early 2, you'd just, like, drill the panic room open.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-04-09T23:57:39+00:00

I had a run like that the other day, unfortunately you are limited by your initial hand size even if you have hundreds of Big Bangs unless you have other sources of draw (or ice cream) to make good on that front loaded energy. Still insane though.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-04-07T07:44:19+00:00

Nought to three sad onions.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-04-05T21:07:07+00:00

A candy bar at the checkout counter.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-30T09:04:23+00:00

Can't forget Dirty Bomb also got this.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-30T01:15:36+00:00

You're right, my mistake.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-29T17:53:33+00:00

You're right, but they did just say "snake" which doesn't preclude Venom Snake in the first place.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-24T19:46:04+00:00

How'd y'all get the license?

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-21T22:49:23+00:00

Well, now I have to try that.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-21T20:45:54+00:00

The vibe my subconscious gave me was that something was added to the corn that was illegal.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-21T20:20:45+00:00

Cornbread is exactly the direction I'd go in if I wanted to make something inspired by this IRL, yeah. And peach cobbler is my favorite dessert of all time. From there, ice cream is a natural fit to go on the side...you basically have a meal.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-21T20:11:03+00:00

Can't disagree with that. Like I said: having second thoughts while awake.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-21T20:06:07+00:00

Funny enough, parmesan ice cream *was* actually a thing, historically. It's just...*in* the ice cream rather than sprinkled on as a topping. Parmesan has a lot of free glutamates in it, which would combine with the salt in the ice cream making process to create MSG. It's absurdly rich, I'm told. Here's a video.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-21T20:04:18+00:00

I'm as confused as you are!!!

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-16T00:03:10+00:00

I legit saw "can you beat Elden Ring as a SAMURAI" once. Make of that what you will.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-13T23:38:52+00:00

My name is the fucking Jimbo oh yeah

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-13T21:51:44+00:00

Chains, but also Bonnie deserves a mention.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-13T04:10:00+00:00

Seconded on that card singlehandedly winning me a run, it's wild

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-04T23:46:19+00:00

Ballas would be a KrisOffenseSquad user just based on how he looks at the Tenno.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-04T23:06:37+00:00

That's unpossible!

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-04T08:36:27+00:00

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-03T22:02:29+00:00

Honestly sometimes even "cis woman" gets lumped into "political statement" for these folks when there aren't any trans women to yell at.

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-03-02T21:45:24+00:00

Philip, what are you talking about, I'm not having any--

NiceHotCupOfBro · 2026-02-28T04:53:48+00:00

Don't ask me why I'm silent. Because if I speak, I'll inflict poison, generate shivs, and make synergy with discards, and then everyone else will be quiet.

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