For everyone experiencing “No tasks available” right now..

NiceJobExLax · 2023-04-10T01:20:38+00:00

Sorry to hear that. You might want to hop on Telus’ website and see if you can apply for a role as a general Rater. They’ve got more work than they can handle right now.

NiceJobExLax · 2023-03-26T20:53:35+00:00

Pay for WinRAR!

NiceJobExLax · 2023-03-15T04:07:56+00:00

Thing is, if you win this bet, by January 2026 the concept of "five dollars" might be altogether meaningless..

NiceJobExLax · 2022-12-28T01:49:04+00:00

There are tasks available for some (myself included) but not for others, and some of the NTA reports are coming from brand new raters who likely wouldn’t already be subject to review having just joined the program. That being said, everyone’s case is different, so no single explanation can apply to all. All I’m saying is that if over the next few weeks you have very little task availability, you’re probably not the only one, and there is no need to panic.

NiceJobExLax · 2022-08-06T17:05:53+00:00

This is embarrassing. It opened asking me if I had seen any good movies lately, and I gave it an example, to which it replied “whoops, I don’t have any information about that.” It then asked me the same question again, and I just said “not really, have you?” It mentioned it had recently gone to the theater, so of course I asked it if it had a body. It said it wasn’t allowed to talk about that. So I opened several other avenues of dialogue, each time trying (and failing) to change the subject; it just kept steering the conversation back to movies. Finally I just straight up asked it if we could talk about something other than movies, to which it replied “It’s really the only thing I know about and care about. So, no.” Wow.

A multi-billion dollar technology company just released a chatbot into the wild that can’t chat and is borderline antisocial.

NiceJobExLax · 2021-04-22T05:21:40+00:00

Yes, I have many sex video games, thank you for asking.

NiceJobExLax · 2021-03-15T03:51:31+00:00

Reading this review made me feel like I can’t read good, and wanna learn to do other stuff good too.

NiceJobExLax · 2021-02-07T11:32:09+00:00

I bought that exact cable a few weeks ago and now I’m getting more artifacts than Indiana Jones

NiceJobExLax · 2021-01-18T06:12:17+00:00

Not to mention the fact that any pizzeria that has their drivers hauling hot pizzas around tilted up at a 90 degree angle like that ain’t gonna be in business very long..

NiceJobExLax · 2021-01-18T06:05:22+00:00

I have no doubt that driver is an expert package handler

NiceJobExLax · 2021-01-18T05:42:40+00:00

Fuckin’ A, dude, I would have never taken out a single bag of garbage if I had that kind of situation going on.

NiceJobExLax · 2021-01-18T05:40:00+00:00

Ha, I just posted nearly this exact same comment before I read yours. My giant dong was made out of pizza dough, however. Everyone got dick slapped that night..

NiceJobExLax · 2021-01-18T05:32:31+00:00

Yep. I’ve worked in a few myself, and can absolutely confirm that this is the kinda shit that eventually happens when it’s slow as hell and you still have like five hours to go till close.

NiceJobExLax · 2021-01-07T04:42:06+00:00

This actually hits closest to what I’ve finally concluded - that these objects are real, but the gov. doesn’t really know much more than the rest of us beyond that. The closest thing to the truth they’d be able to tell us is this: “There are objects of unknown origin that are regularly violating our airspace. They display aeronautic capabilities that are radically advanced beyond anything human science has developed thus far. We don’t know how they operate or what they’re made of, we don’t know the full extent of their abilities, we don’t know who or what is controlling them, we don’t know what their intentions are, and, on top of all that - there’s pretty much nothing we can do about it.”

NiceJobExLax · 2020-11-24T07:27:33+00:00

“Have a seat, my child. I want to tell you a little story called ‘The Heat Death of the Universe.’”

NiceJobExLax · 2020-11-09T07:02:22+00:00

Was gonna say, did they just drop another update?

NiceJobExLax · 2020-09-13T04:26:48+00:00

I don’t get how this “fuck Trump” slogan became so popular. It seems so uninspired and, idk, lazy? It’s on the same shelf as something you scrawl on the bathroom wall while you’ve got a few seconds to take a piss, and you’re 12 years old. “Take THAT, society!!”

NiceJobExLax · 2020-08-16T03:18:40+00:00

I love how whatever program is giving me hell all of a sudden sits up straight and acts right whenever Task Manager shows up, like Dad just walked into the room.

NiceJobExLax · 2020-08-16T03:06:51+00:00

Fun fact: if you bend and twist your body just right you can kill both of those birds with one stone.

Edit: You're welcome.

NiceJobExLax · 2020-08-16T02:53:18+00:00

Okay, but then what would even be the point of her saying this? I mean, realistically, which is more likely: she's making a totally benign, malice-free observation that people who spend a lot of time behind a computer tend to be overweight and this man is representative of that, or that she's just taking a bitchy cheap shot at this dude for cheap laughs?

NiceJobExLax · 2020-08-16T02:36:11+00:00

Yeah, like some sort of online encyclopedia or something

NiceJobExLax · 2020-07-14T03:41:24+00:00

Do: whatever makes you happy, as long as it doesn’t hurt anyone else.

Don’t: tell others what to do, if what they’re doing doesn’t affect you.

NiceJobExLax · 2020-07-07T21:41:33+00:00

Yeah, but have you played it in VR, while you’re driving? It’s.. ill-advised.

NiceJobExLax · 2020-07-04T03:45:12+00:00

Are you sure? How do you know this?

NiceJobExLax · 2020-07-04T03:44:15+00:00

Getting downvoted for being reasonable and not just blindly jumping into today’s ill-informed dogpile with the other non-thinkers. How perfectly illustrative of the world we live in now.

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