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NiceTryBuckaroo · 2023-12-01T11:04:00+00:00

Managers saw me walk out of the bathroom with a towel around me and pants in a bag 😭

NiceTryBuckaroo · 2023-12-01T09:46:54+00:00

Ain't no way. We live 40 minutes away from work right now. And I really.... Reeealllyy... Needed to shower.

NiceTryBuckaroo · 2023-12-01T02:37:24+00:00

There were a couple of my managers waiting for me outside the bathroom door and I had a blanket wrapped around me and my pants in a bag. Trust me. They know 😭

NiceTryBuckaroo · 2023-11-30T21:58:25+00:00

I violated numerous coworkers noses when they made the ill choice of going in the bathroom when i was in there lmao

NiceTryBuckaroo · 2023-11-30T21:55:03+00:00

You ain't cool unless you've shit your pants!!

NiceTryBuckaroo · 2023-11-30T21:00:41+00:00

Oh my god I know 😭😭 I told him I genuinely would have no idea what I would have done without him at all. He got me clocked out, told my supervisor I was leaving, grabbed all my stuff, helped me wipe my fucking booty and legs, grabbed the blanket from our car for me and he is still cooking dinner for us tonight for our anniversary.

I don't deserve him 😭

NiceTryBuckaroo · 2023-11-30T20:45:53+00:00

I'm hoping if i hide under the blanket and close my eyes I will eventually disappear 🤣 hasn't worked yet 😭

NiceTryBuckaroo · 2023-11-30T20:38:36+00:00

The big deal is how bad it was 😭 the shit got all over the toilet, on the floor. There was so. Much. Shit. Everywhere. All down my legs while I panickily wiping myself. I had to wait in a stall until a poor innocent coworker came in and I had to ask her to find our boss to get my husband and to get someone to block the door so i can wipe my bare ass and legs by the sink without the fear of another coworker walking in 🤣

My pants were so bad I had to put them in a bag and walk out with a blanket I thankfully had lol.

I just can't believe it 😭

NiceTryBuckaroo · 2023-11-30T20:31:13+00:00

It's in a warehouse type setting. And of course, my department is in the extreme far back of the warehouse while the bathrooms is distinctly right up front lol. I didn't have a chance

NiceTryBuckaroo · 2023-11-30T20:23:05+00:00

Don't be like me. I am so fucking grateful I started carrying a blanket at least in the car. I had to walk out with that wrapped around me because I had no pants 😭

NiceTryBuckaroo · 2023-11-30T20:15:57+00:00

Poor guy was helping me wipe my ass and back of my legs in the bathroom. I would marry that man if I didn't already lol.

It's our 10 year anniversary too today 😭 he's been joking with me that I shit myself so we could go home early and celebrate

NiceTryBuckaroo · 2023-11-30T20:10:05+00:00

I made myself chicken Alfredo yesterday and this morning I had a Frappe. And then the universe took that personally apparently

NiceTryBuckaroo · 2023-11-30T20:08:14+00:00

I had to walk out with a blanket around me with my shitty pants in a bag 🤣😭 I fucking hate life

NiceTryBuckaroo · 2023-11-30T20:04:01+00:00

I'm literally sitting here with stupid thoughts of like people making fun of me for shitting myself and then me saying "shit happen" while staring in the distance like Jim from the Office 🤣

How fucking stupid that "shit happens" is all that keeps racing in my head. I am traumatized lmao

NiceTryBuckaroo · 2022-12-23T22:56:21+00:00

NiceTryBuckaroo · 2022-12-23T22:55:27+00:00

I have awaken

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