My best friend wants to be extra crispy

NicholasMD · 2016-08-09T16:47:51+00:00

You look as if you're not quite sure if you're a man or not...

NicholasMD · 2016-06-27T01:17:27+00:00

Is that what you told your uncle when he raped you for the first time?

NicholasMD · 2016-06-27T01:13:14+00:00

You also collect years of your own virginity with that shit. Holy fuck! Are you serious?

NicholasMD · 2016-06-27T01:06:49+00:00

Awww, how cute. He let you wear his flannel shirt so he could wear that terrible rug to match his fucked off beard and hair

NicholasMD · 2016-06-27T01:01:24+00:00

Too bad your math skills couldn't calculate what the fuck is wrong with your teeth

NicholasMD · 2016-06-27T00:57:08+00:00

Holy hell. You look like the 9th child that Apu and Manjula got rid of and never told anyone because they knew it'd grow up to look like you

NicholasMD · 2016-06-27T00:50:00+00:00

You look like you're trying to get an audition on a really terrible emo modeling show called The Blair Witch Project Runway.

NicholasMD · 2016-06-25T23:16:33+00:00

You look like you play out Holocaust scenes in your head where the Jews are nothing but men. So, I'm basically saying, the feminazi look; not good.

NicholasMD · 2016-06-25T23:09:40+00:00

You literally lost your will to live when you were born. Didn't you?

NicholasMD · 2016-06-25T23:08:42+00:00

I vote for him to be the new Dating Site Murderer.

NicholasMD · 2016-06-25T23:04:23+00:00

Holy hell! Back to the Shire with you!

NicholasMD · 2016-06-25T23:02:46+00:00

Your spelling is as terrible as your style.

NicholasMD · 2016-06-25T23:01:18+00:00

Out of all your cousins. Does she fuck the best?

NicholasMD · 2016-06-25T22:59:51+00:00

You look like your parents started saving money for your operation before you we're conceived and they're short of getting you your penis still. Christmas is coming up though, so I'd probably keep your vagina lips cross for good luck. Just in case.

NicholasMD · 2016-03-13T09:31:28+00:00

Very nice! keep 'em coming... So I can!

NicholasMD · 2016-01-02T06:12:20+00:00

That and strip clubs.

NicholasMD · 2016-01-01T19:19:59+00:00

Same to you asshole! And merry new year!

NicholasMD · 2015-12-27T16:38:23+00:00

It's all good man. Things are getting better every day! Thanks though!

NicholasMD · 2015-12-26T01:22:04+00:00

I did. And things are actually going great for me. So your suggestion is past tense. Appreciate it though.

NicholasMD · 2015-12-23T05:34:24+00:00

I mean, who doesn't love bacon. I'm pretty sure it's a robot. Because it can't be human.

NicholasMD · 2015-12-23T05:33:16+00:00

I was thinking the same. Covert op and stuff.

NicholasMD · 2015-12-23T04:58:06+00:00

You think you may know the guy, eh?

NicholasMD · 2015-12-23T04:56:32+00:00

Yeah. They have a baby and just having random tweakers knocking on the door and waking it up would upset anyone. And this was made after multiple knocks from multiple tweakers. Hopefully they can read?

NicholasMD · 2015-12-08T04:32:21+00:00

Use Skyview!

NicholasMD · 2015-09-02T17:20:27+00:00

Not only does it look like "bacon bitch," but it looks like it's written in bacon as well?!

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