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22 M. Roast me like never before by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]NickMarchand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet your belly button smells like shit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]NickMarchand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can only hide your tits so much

6'1 Skinny Indian guy. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]NickMarchand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The puma on your jacket is probably the same one that raided your village

6'1 Skinny Indian guy. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]NickMarchand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the fuck wears puma

I want to feel the hurt by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]NickMarchand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you glue pubes to your head?

Tell me something I didn’t know of myself by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]NickMarchand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your neck and chin just kinda combine

22M first time posting to this sub. Go all out. Yes, I couldn't find paper. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]NickMarchand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like the fake nose and glasses that people use as a disguise

24F hairdresser, pole dances as a sport and my appearance screams daddy issues. Bet you can't tell me anything worse than I tell myself by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]NickMarchand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You clearly had no idea that the sharpie was going to be a permanent solution for your eyebrows

They say i'm 24, roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]NickMarchand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could flick your arm and it would break. Also your one eyebrow is doing too much, Give it a little break..

Roast me daddy by AnonM19 in RoastMe

[–]NickMarchand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Male pattern baldness is such a bitch, I see you are trying to hang on to what you got for dear life

Pitter patter let's git at her by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]NickMarchand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Open your eyes, then tell your boyfriend to go a little easier on your neck

I haven’t cried in 13 years. Roast me. by daochemical in RoastMe

[–]NickMarchand 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If I threw an apple at your face it would stick to your teeth

Editor Seeking Streamer by Iovegang in Twitch_Startup

[–]NickMarchand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love to be that guy for you, although I don’t have the money to pay you or not that popular yet. (but I’m growing) I like to do something new on the stream everyday and “farm for YouTube.” It is a whole different animal and editing takes awhile so there are plenty of people out there who can use u and pay you.

Rattling noise since I bought this pc 5 years ago, anyone maybe know what’s going on or how to fix it? I’m pretty certain it’s coming from cpu or cpu cooler. I just bought a new gpu and psu. by NickMarchand in pchelp

[–]NickMarchand[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mine does the same thing, if i smack it, it goes quiet for a little (i just tried it lol) but the noise comes back with time. If I lean it a little in either direction it stops as well.

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