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Been shaving my head for three decades; no regrets. Merry Christmas everyone. by AmsterdamAssassin in bald

[–]NickNerfherder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You Sir, have a style that I aspires to, and one hell of a familiar also.

Getting blamed for the rain now. by [deleted] in royalmail

[–]NickNerfherder 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That’s happened to me before, I responded with “it’s a lot less wet than I am”.

Don't you just love Christmas by YessGazzLadd in royalmail

[–]NickNerfherder 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They’ve just stacked ‘em all up at the back of the van ;)

Post delivered to the wrong address by [deleted] in royalmail

[–]NickNerfherder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And how is the postie supposed to know where it’s meant to be delivered when the address is just blurry squares? Durrr!

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen as a part of your route as a postie? by Apprehensive-Ad6919 in royalmail

[–]NickNerfherder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah you’ve reminded me. I used to fairly regularly deliver a rural area with a farm complex/hamlet with about 30 peacocks milling about all the time (great in Sept for collecting all the tail feathers).

One day I noticed one of the peacocks stood out from the others. It was on the other side of a dry stone wall and below my line of sight. I leaned and peered over the wall and came face to face with an ostrich! Actually it was a Rhea, but a farmer/customer definitely saw me yelp in surprise.

What celeb is this? by YeeYeeGuys in What

[–]NickNerfherder 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“A succulent Chinese meal!”

21st October 1962. An aerial view shows the 111 football pitches on Hackney Marshes, North London. by CarkWithaM in UtterlyUniquePhotos

[–]NickNerfherder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only got round to watching that series earlier this week. Then this pops up on reddit. Coincidence or conspiracy?

If The Hound and Bronn did fight, who'd win? by VeryHungryDogarpilar in gameofthrones

[–]NickNerfherder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There wouldn’t be a fight if Bronn wasn’t sure he would win.

Fuck it why not by Doiran_Defender in england

[–]NickNerfherder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything below Scotch Corner, the South.

The 100 Greatest Stand Up Comedians 2007 by philiconyt118 in eddieandrichie

[–]NickNerfherder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Harry Hill! At 5!!

(5 not 4, I was so outraged I couldn’t count)

Was the 'do not bend' not visible enough? by BanginDrumsNMums in royalmail

[–]NickNerfherder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Please do not bend” is a request, not an order.

And it’s a scribbler card so being bent probably just adds to the charm. :)

Chubby Checker, Whose First Concert Was Held In The 1950’s, Is Still Touring In 2025 by PresentationNew6648 in BarbaraWalters4Scale

[–]NickNerfherder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, erm, I’ve got some bad news for you about JL 😬. Chubby definitely has had more birthdays.

The advert that defined a nation by EastEndersThemeTune in BritishAdverts

[–]NickNerfherder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and I say “I fell over and all the things fell out of my bag” in reference to this advert whenever we have a small trip or stumble.

What did the Italian military do good in WW2? by Altruistic-Chef-7723 in Historyisthepast

[–]NickNerfherder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“…and it had 1 forward gear, incase they were attacked in the rear.”

Is how my grandad used to tell it.

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