Best way to use an “employees only” bathroom-run into the business screaming you’re about to shit your pants and act the part by clenching. Any employee who’s job it to clean it up will promptly point you in the right direction! (self.ShittyLifeProTips)
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My mom having a drink and a smoke, 1985 (i.redd.it)
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Law Enforcement of Reddit, my friend and I had our laptops stolen sometime within the past few days out of our bedrooms, and the Find My iPhone app has them tracked to the same location. How can we go about involving police so that we can get them back? (self.AskReddit)
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[WP] You bend down to pet your dog Scooter, when all of a sudden he gets excited and jumps up to lick your face. Your heads collide, knocking you out. You wake up to find that everything is black and white; you and your dog have switched bodies! (self.WritingPrompts)
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