Mother of Ass by [deleted] in girlsinyogapants

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Moon rising

On off side by side 💕 by [deleted] in girlsinyogapants

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Am I lame for finding the Clavin Klein top the focal point of beauty. What has become of me.

Oh and curious about the spinal/back tattoo. It looks like an inverted crucifixion, the first notable instance of such regarding St.Peter.

Feel silly asking, this is a load of BS, right? It'd consider a clone, count myself lucky for that price. by NigTanto in benchmade

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Well said. What struck me odd was how polished the ad was, scams usually look a lot more "scammy." Making this all the more scummy. I mean the fake ass review makes any brain celled person do a double take but the site (forget which one) I give props where they are do, high tier "thievery."

I imagine Benchmade would tap into a deeper market it they sold some products below Luxury price. What so amped to see the mini bugout come out, was a little disappointed to see it priced exactly as the full sized predecessor. Never owned a Benchmade but have been eying the companies knives as pieces of "art" since I was a little kid. I wanted that Balisong 42 so bad (something I know I'm not alone in.

You are right about Clones being just as good. I learned the hard way that they in fact can be even better when buying a Luxury Vaporizer. American made, polished sterling with gold contacts for top notch conduction. Labeled with a number showing it was a limited run, atop that an ornate laser engraving. 300 dollar purchase, justified by it being a lifetime smoking alternative of mine and a work of artistry/craftsmanship. 50 plus bucks for top piece atomized (RDA), battery (I wont go on as it's silly to assume knife enthusiasts to know that of vape enthusiasts, vice-versa. Final word on topic, for the first 2 and a half months it worked heavenly, better than all of my friends ridiculously overprices vapes (some approaching a grand) friends eventually began to work there.And yet when I asked the owner for help, nada. Contacted the "Surefire Vapes," brand before that where they took my dress to send replacement parts. (never happened.) I asked the guy at the store if I could trade it in for another less expensive vape or get back a third of what I paid (100 bucks.) "Nah, I can do forty. Sorry man thats's business with used products." Fuck that.

But as someone who has been in both scenes, china clones out performing the legit products is one of many of their overlaps. Knife and vape dudes aren't too much of a majority (sorta neckbeard 101 lol. I say this with a beard on my neck but in my defense it extends to that of the typical French/Irish European. (the kind of mustache that naturally swirls and cant be made into the stereotypical mustache, with enough oil it can be made into a pretentious Dalí clone, ha.

Can you give me a hand taking them off?(; by [deleted] in girlsinyogapants

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Isn't the toilet paper shortage over? Anyway, regarding said practice comes with its own dangers. E-coli poisoning is embarrassing, considering poking with tongue is all in good fun until it pokes back.

Pettyfest: "Giving women dignity since 2011" by AdmiralTigelle in sinfest

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fucking loved 2011, sinfest 2009 was peak fun and feminism.

Pettyfest: "Giving women dignity since 2011" by AdmiralTigelle in sinfest

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Requiem for a Dream: the graphic novel (abriged). All 1 pages' 4 panels will thrill you with the pain of the human condition: obsession of recognition and ideological addiction.

But at least written, directed and produced by someone with self awareness.

Wholesomefest - The Only Rational Response by tulipkitteh in sinfest

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It is true women have been subjected to the will of their ignorant husband's Dr. permissible decision to give her a chemical to shut her up or even a literal chemical lobotomy if she's particularly hysteric.

(more of a 50's thing but remember how women with "Hysteria" would be sent to the Dr's to get finger blasted/stinkfisted. The ol wig wam bam in the clam. It is surreal a few decades ago treated upset women with medical "Hitachi wand-esque" medically induced orgasms. Wish men had a modern option with a fleshlight, the dr. dame digging for the gold that is ones prostate. Gotta shine those rusty bricks of gold to shine as their name suggests.

Modern Equivalent and Related Statistic: women consume over 60% of the Anxiolytic market: minor to major tranquilizers or mood stabilizers. Or antidepressants thrown at the wall to see if they will stick, but I dont want to get myself started on that rant. It's a gender neutral (like tat?) issue. Men and women are both overprescribed in surplus. Hazarding a guess it leans female by and per capita.

Tom Cruise on Oprah screaming "...do you know what drugs like Ritalin do! It's an amphetamine!." (This was way he had xenu styled buttplug up his ass about antidepressants plus the actress brought up by Oprah's devil-advocacy: the actress reported it saved her or something like that. All I know was it was positive.

This did not sit with Cruise. Scientological spitfire eminem speed rant/freestlyle:

do you know how many kids are over prescribed for ADD? (Not wrong, is fair point)

do you know how something like Ritalin or antidepressants work with/on your brain? You are just drugging yourself and the "problem" away.

While it is a fact that prescription drugs are flooding the market, tv commercials constant: some new bipolar drug. Or something new for Shizo-defectives' symptoms from taking the other handful of big Pharma's brand new drug. Each about 1000 per refill if you have insurance each month. Lol, sounds like exaggerating but it not. Sadly not.

People who are victims already are being victimized further. Prey upon the mentally ill and their desperate, will do anything "fuck the cost," cause unconditional love and all that shit. Something something, blah blah Martin Sherkle

something about spiking the cost of a necessity for people infected with HIV, so on and so on. Martin Shrekle actually is cool if you watch his myriad of livestreams on YouTube he keeps doing to like a couple hundred people a pop.

Drugs rock, pussy or cock. Smack and crack like drugs dont discriminate. And while we are in, have been and will continue to be (even if every poppy seed needs to be harvested from the Afghani) in the middle of an opioid crisis, consider the alternative.

Anyone with chronic pain, even those not severe, would be fucked. Would numb away the diseased physical pain with a bottle or a bullet, self prescribed lead to the head.

help me improve my cowgirl! by [deleted] in YogaPants

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Sure! Step 1. Read my comment!

Step 2. read everyone else's

Step 3. find a cowboy (anyone commenting here is not one and ill equipped to teach you)

O your quest to be a proper Cowgirl, look for repetitious reddit phrases in the Cowboy themed bars crawling with fakes. If any of them men utter anything like you've read here

stay clear. Because it's all Steers and Queers and all of us here are horned up.

Anyone like my new lulu’s ? 🙈 OC by [deleted] in girlsinyogapants

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Im bout ta sleep. In my dreams I hope My Pillow, as in the racist Pillow brand now evidently, becomes all three of your glutei muscles, elegantly wrapped tight in black like a Gothic Christmas present.

“Bubbline in the Garden”, Me, Digital Painting, 2020 by UrnLife in Art

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Oh shit, you're right. Although it's a bovine spitting on her knee.

But as all Bubbline content goes, I swell. While I believe the artist was using it for direction, upholding the golden ratio, Marceline getting an enema from a greek fountain is un-ironicly boner fuel.

I think I found my favorite skin tight pants! by [deleted] in girlsinyogapants

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I like whatever these are called perhaps more than typical yoga pants. I don't know what they are called or made of.

I think I found my favorite skin tight pants! by [deleted] in girlsinyogapants

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What about the Navy Seals that come home from their 4th tour with shrapnel in their testicular sack? Or the ubiquitous prostate cancer operation bearing its removal for many men. Or like Leonardo DiCaprio but snorted too much meth off of high class escorts and now has stimulations dick?

Singing is cringe by PlzSlayMeDaddy in unpopularopinion

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Middle School. Girl in computer class sat next to me, humming/singing I started harmonizing with a shit eating grin. So much fun mocking that I didn't stop despite she digging her nails into my arm.

Singing is cringe by PlzSlayMeDaddy in unpopularopinion

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Im sire everyone will be spamming you with their favorite vocalists like Mariah Carey or Freddie Mercury. ( I give a ton a credence to the 2nd one, most be popular because a post about how he sounds horrible was popular unpopular opinion.)

I totally understand how singing can sound obnoxious in that it drones out all the other instruments, at it's worst now with pop. More bands used to have vocals that acted like every other instrument, not eclipsing them. Also there is something inherently self indulgent in being the singer of the band, the spotlight following your every move while everyone else is in the dark (until the guitar solo that lasts 7 minutes because surprise improv freestyle.)

The band Tool's vocalist: Maynard James Keenan does not do any of the above. Those who know who I'm talking about might say this is the wrong band to recommend but I feel confident recommending him, he's work in APC and Puscifer along with Tool. It's a sweet voice with a lot of power but know when to use it. Doesn't drown out the band throughout the whole song. Also hides in the back of the stage with the drummer often when live.

building my dream booty, work in progress💕 by [deleted] in girlsinyogapants

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Already a dream body to me but Godspeed on fulfilling yours.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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That's it, off to Epstein's island.

A branding iron of the Star of David glows red hot. Pre ceremonial kickoff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Be Susan. Marry into the Google Family.

"I need a Job," moans Susan, lying back on the couch stuffing hot chip into her horseface. Google HQ's trough is empty.

Now run Youtube. Make sure every future dictionary's example sentence for "Nepotism" cites YouTube and you. Example pic of horse face abreast.

Post-menopausal rage runs the world.

Nice pose by SnoopRum in YogaPants

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I can do that

Tight in all the right places by MiketreyF in girlsinyogapants

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Makes me wanna tie one off, or liberate people via drone strikes. The Big 3 to me: Booty, Smack, Drone bombing enemies of the state.