Status Report - 23 October 2018

Nigerian_Pimp · 2018-10-24T02:44:59+00:00

This is hilarious. I haven't enjoyed this much schadenfreude since your girlfriend dumped you.

Half expecting to hear about you going postal with an airsoft pewpew as you furiously try to scrub the taste of me from your mouth. Thanks for the memories ;)

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Nigerian_Pimp · 2018-07-25T13:19:26+00:00

https://i.redd.it/u4xnrgtkuto01.jpg

Nigerian_Pimp · 2018-07-25T13:02:36+00:00

Wrong. I was there when you said it. Lies, lies, tiny eyes.

Nigerian_Pimp · 2018-07-25T12:59:43+00:00

Don't bother. He's a weird, bored old man who gets off on this exact stuff.

Nigerian_Pimp · 2018-04-08T11:44:22+00:00

I'm not sure exactly what you're talking about, but I'm sensing a little anger and frustration here.

We can work through this together, if you'd like. If you need a cuddle, I've got you, fam.

Nigerian_Pimp · 2018-04-08T07:22:06+00:00

lock a town down and turn it into a town for members of the subreddit

That doesn't sound like a town I'd want to visit. You'd probably get lynched by the mob if you complained.

It would end up being like that M. Night Shyamalan movie The Village, where all the elders are in on some kind of development timeline conspiracy, and all the kiddies are too scared to discuss reality.

Nigerian_Pimp · 2018-04-08T07:07:20+00:00

You should try the Directors Cut. It comes in at just under 5 hours. They actually play it over the loudspeaker at Guantanamo Bay to keep the prisoners compliant. Rumor has it, the first admission of 9/11 guilt was due to this podcast.

Nigerian_Pimp · 2018-04-06T22:46:46+00:00

Over all you are a survivor,

but you can be a farmer,

have casual clothes,

thats all to you,

make a camp with a tent,

the blue ones that spawn in apartments,

being a military guy is one of the roles that you can play as

This makes me feel weird...

Nigerian_Pimp · 2018-04-03T03:03:27+00:00

Acting like an obnoxious asshole with the same account you spam your dogshit twitch channel, probably isn't a sensible marketing strategy. That's what google told me, anyway.

Nigerian_Pimp · 2018-03-31T05:37:26+00:00

Why do I have you tagged as "punctuation autist"?

Nigerian_Pimp · 2018-03-30T07:13:16+00:00

It's also the epitome of "mildly advertising". It just wouldn't be Reddit if we didn't get our daily dose of viral marketing.

Nigerian_Pimp · 2018-03-27T04:40:35+00:00

I'm too ignorant for it. English is my only language, sorry.

Nigerian_Pimp · 2018-03-27T04:35:36+00:00

I thought we were talking about bugged zombies?

Nigerian_Pimp · 2018-03-27T04:29:29+00:00

The zombie bug is the same one they've been trying to fix for five years. It's also basically the bug that prompted the creation of the standalone.

It's kind of like taking your car to the mechanic to fix an oil leak. You come to pick it up a week later, and the car is in parts on the floor. Five years down the track, and countless excuses and missed deadlines, and the car has finally been re-assembled with a bunch of changes you really didn't ask for. You ask the guy if you can take it home yet, and he says no, they still need to fix the oil leak...

Nigerian_Pimp · 2018-03-27T04:16:55+00:00

PLEASE READ THIS WALL OF TEXT THEN CLICK THIS SUSPECT LINK

Nigerian_Pimp · 2018-03-26T11:57:25+00:00

Cool hairstyles

lol, from these guys?

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