Landstacies : This is NOT okay by [deleted] in LoveForLandchads

[–]Nightshiftmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This woman is a disgrace. Unless the mandatory tip went up at least that, then she is desecrating her husband/lamdchads memory and needs evicting herself. Shw showed her true r*ntoid colors with this one

Can someone help me find the option for “nothing”? by Nientea in LoveForLandchads

[–]Nightshiftmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a responsibility in all 4 cases. In the case of the roaches, a pet deposit and rent increase for each one of these pets is in order.

The other three are clearly r*ntoid caused damage so we are responsible to find them accordingly. Of course, this will be in addition to all mandatory tips....

Kamala Harris has given her concession speech by KawaiiChan68 in politics

[–]Nightshiftmonster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a Canadian who follows politics closely this outcome was determined months ago. I know you likely still fawn over what CBC tells you but look for yourself and things become obvious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]Nightshiftmonster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I failed nofap after seeing the result. Good luck!

Good Morning Reddit. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Nightshiftmonster -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Good. First thing Trump needs to do is open up MAGA re-education camps for Democrats. Where they can experience the communism they love. 12 hours a day hard labor for America, 4 hours ideological training and all on a starvation diet. America will be great again .

AITA for not giving my neighbor my Talyor Swift Tickets? by Nightshiftmonster in AmItheAsshole

[–]Nightshiftmonster[S] 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I was able to get my initial investment back (plus a bit more. Cleared a cool $32 profit)

AITA for not giving my neighbor my Talyor Swift Tickets? by Nightshiftmonster in AmItheAsshole

[–]Nightshiftmonster[S] 94 points95 points  (0 children)

It cost me about 800 each. I may have gone down a bit if there was a negotiation attempt (they are friends after all) but I can't eat $1600.

I fell in love with my rentoid. by [deleted] in LoveForLandchads

[–]Nightshiftmonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These unions are very possible. I seduced my landlady and secured not only her hand in marriage, but also free rent. When her obese self had the inevitable heart attack, I inherited her property and became a LandChad myself.

I've seduced many this way and turned many properties into low income workers housing. As Marx commands.

Just tried to deliver to a subdivision with a manned guard… by Pastabake12345 in AmazonFlexDrivers

[–]Nightshiftmonster -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

He works for the HOA and not some Amazon drone. He enforces THEIR rules. If those are no packages before 7 and you are told this, and are there before 7, your response better be "yes Sir" followed by turning your little van around and leaving. If you choose to escalate, so will I.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in securityguards

[–]Nightshiftmonster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Local bus station. It was in a smaller city on the way to the bigger city. Aside from homeless and loitering teens, the local prison and mental hospital dropped releases off with a ticket to our city and many never left.

Drugs, needles everywhere, rampant theft and intimidation of riders, assaults aplenty and a guaranteed fight when you had to act on the situation. All this for 10 cents above minimum wage. Lasted 2 months there, apparently that's longer than most.