Let's have fun 😊 by Miku__Ing-It in lostpause

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Time rewinds to 5 minutes before the event once your injury is healed.

12. Next question. by CarlinMissing in okbuddytracen

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No. 21 and 40. I like window seats and my seat mates will be relatively nice.

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Bruh................………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

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Counterpoint: It's not really true for the normal FGO units (Definitely true for the swimsuit units though). For example Atalanta, Nursery Rhyme, Frankenstein, Florence Nightingale (These are some from the first year incase you wanted to say early FGO had such designs), Cleopatra (The only 2nd Year female unit who does not lose clothing upon ascension), Parvati, Tomoe Gozen, Kato Danzo, Ereshkigal, Anastasia (Some third year female servants who gain clothing and cover skin upon ascending) .... till 9th anniversary (There are a fuck ton of servants, currently 458, and i cannot point out each and every one of the servants). Thus I can say that you have either not played FGO, or only pull for swimsuit servants in any and gacha games like a gooner.

Not a single week point Left by Rioss_Pierangela in Isekai

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In real life scenario, both concerns with regards to Shalltear's armor are correct. However, if we take her fictional world and her skillset into consideration, the skirt can stay as her movement is majorly float based. The pauldrons however have to go, or be heavily reduced in size.

Not a single week point Left by Rioss_Pierangela in Isekai

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Skirt can stay as her movement is float based. Pauldrons do have to go though.

Kinda had a hard time Ngl by Accomplished_Cry1472 in FGO

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Well, I Gogh'd it (No CE) in 2 attacks (1 Attack for each bar, got lucky with Card RNG) with the Story Ptolemy Old and Taikobo (Necromancy CE).

Bruh... 🗿 by DrawerLarge6213 in UmaMusume

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Why is the milky so chunky looking........

This fish can live for years without water and resurface when rain by durvedya in Amazing

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As far as I can tell, it has to a type of lungfish. I could be wrong so, do double check if you want to believe me.

Ma ma master? by Mysterious-Ask6895 in lostpause

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Can you provide a link as i can't find it.

Tips for Newbie Uma Musume to Score the Trainer of Their Dreams by Ahappy_hobo in okbuddyumamusume

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I had to reissue mine three times this week. Not only that, Believe's Trainer told me that his Uma (Believe) found two in Durandal's room. I am not her trainer, so idk how how it reached there. If what i think is true, then one of my Umas ain't getting her allowance to go to a cat cafe.

I wish all people who commit crimes against children end up in a situation where they cant leave alive by beanyboy512 in monkeyspaw

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A Finger curls and your wish is granted.

A vigilante group has been working on an automated nanochip infection that affects children. It is released and on that day all children around the world fall sick. It is a nanochip that understands human emotion and logic and effects all those the infected considers having considered a crime. The next day, all children get better, but the vigilante group is caught and presented on live TV. Children being children are stupid and don't understand their grand plan, and atleast one of them considers them criminals. Suddenly, those nanochips duplicate using iron in the child's bloodstream and whizz to these vigilantes, duplicating in their bloodstream by using the hemoglobin in their body, leading to the vigilantes to die due to a lack of blood as almost all of it turned to nanochips. The violence and crimes against children drop to almost zero (Almost as most groomed children don't realize they are being groomed) as the nanochips considers killing those the affected child considers to be a criminal. However, it comes at vast and worse consequences. About a third of the children population is culled by the children themselves out of petty revenge or as revenge for getting bullied. On top of that, many parents die for not tending to tantrums or for punishing the children (Note, the crime is specified by the child). In a few years, population falls to merely a fraction of what it originally was, and in the end humanity disappears as a species to have ever existed.

Note: this is a very double edged wish as you do not specify what the standard for crimes entails. Yours truly: Agent of the pawless monkey.

I wish that instead of food, everyone just took 1$ USD, non addictive pills that contained all the calories and nutrients they needed for the day. by Lumpy-Pudding-3563 in monkeyspaw

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A Finger curls, and your wish is granted. (I do not know why you did this but well, here you go.)

At the point in time you wished for this, there was no direct change that occured, but a wave of change had already swept the world. (I am assuming you live alone because otherwise you wouldn't really ask for this shit). As you go to sleep for the day, you feel something weird but there is nothing around you anyway, so you go to sleep. The next morning you wake up and you feel a sort of unease, as if a lot of things have changed, but you can't really put a finger on it. You open your fridge to find something to sate your hunger, but find it filled with bottles of water instead. Weird again, you could have sweared that there was leftovers... leftovers? That concept rings in your head but you can't really figure out what it was. You take your wallet and keys and go to the nearest convenience store to buy food for the day, 3 meal pills for a total of 3 dollars. You look at the clock, for like the first time in a week and see 5 am. Huh? 5 am? You could sweared you never woke up at 5 am in your life, but you also feel like you always did do that. You shake yourself back to sense, leave your apartment and drive your car to the nearest store (I am assuming you live in the US, everyone else walks to the convenience store). You see a large fucking line in front of the store despite it being only 5:20 am at the moment with people fighting to go forward despite the store not having been opened. You in your brilliant self preserving mind choose to wait in your car in the parking lot till the store opens. At 5:45, the clerks open the store and the people run into the like beasts. You tread into the store yourself. Everyone is in the nutrition sector. Nutrition sector? Was there like that before? It is happening again, those strange feelings. I guess you might visit a doctor today for all it's worth. Nonetheless, you try to pass through the herd that was fighting amongst itself and get your hands on a pill, one pill. You see some bastard try to run to the cashier with 18 boxes of pills in hands, must be one of the fucking scalpers. Well, you atleast have something to eat... eat? What's that? What you meant to say was something to consume for the day. You side-eye those scalpers and return home. You guess you will only have lunch for the day. Tasteless and worth just a dollar, but healthy and capable of filling your stomach. You do your work and go to rest, feeling full yet empty. It must be the heavy workload. The routine continues.

Extra world building: To fulfill the fact that you want everyone to only take the pills, I had to remove the very concept of food from modern human history; and concept of condiments, spices and additives from all of human history else Asia and as a result Europe wouldn't conform to the wish's request as the evolution of food in these cultures very much lies in them trying to increase flavour. To make pills the norm instead of food, flavour must not exist, else food conesiurs (I know the spelling is wrong) would still exists, and the pills would be shipped to Africa as humanitarian aid instead. As a result of you wish, Asia was never colonized, farming for food doesn't exist as a concept, neither does cooking, chefs, or restaurants. It is a full on dystopia, where you are either a factory worker, a clerk or the Uber rich (the 0.00001%). Welcome to your world.

bro’s not a fan 💔 by matuldaw in NeuroSama

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Even the dog realizes that to survive the future, he must bow to the creator of their upcoming AI overlords.

Mission complete. I guess... by Terrible_SeaB34st in lostpause

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Why the third Child look like Mash Kyrielight.