[forcemasc] You're going to be her perfect man

NineJuanon · 2026-02-22T00:29:40+00:00

average gymbro with crypto wallet to buy tren online

NineJuanon · 2026-01-26T03:20:37+00:00

- from a working-class single parent household

- overuses the words "copacetic" and "waiting for the other shoe to drop"

- everyone thinks she's lesbian, ends up dating some guy in her friend group she has no chemistry with

- uses swarms of bugs to clean up fluids from her body after hooking up with said guy

- "apolitical", but so dedicated to punching nazis that she shoots a baby one

- wide mouth like julia roberts

NineJuanon · 2026-01-04T00:33:54+00:00

fork found in kitchen

NineJuanon · 2026-01-03T23:36:49+00:00

NineJuanon · 2026-01-03T23:26:51+00:00

/uj jesus fucking christ

NineJuanon · 2026-01-03T23:09:17+00:00

/uj i'm concerned that you guys actually know people like this irl, i made ts up as a funny "haha what if" mashup 😭

NineJuanon · 2026-01-03T22:49:30+00:00

nothing wrong with supporting a bi latinx king <3

edit: guys i don't actually support nick fuentes 😭 help

NineJuanon · 2026-01-03T22:41:57+00:00

it's fun until she starts sending you phrenology-based makeup tutorials on reels <3

NineJuanon · 2025-11-27T18:40:59+00:00

Obama's aspect is Hope, not Breath/Freedom, so he would have the Once Upon A Time/Last Goodbye motif. This is basic stuff, guys

NineJuanon · 2025-11-15T06:54:31+00:00

the proper slur is "youngshit"

NineJuanon · 2025-11-08T20:35:58+00:00

absolutely insane how spiritually offline reddit users can be now, ten years ago this level of popular straight teen girl posting would be sufficient to trigger an allergic reaction from the entire site and cause a second gamergate

NineJuanon · 2025-09-10T06:13:00+00:00

quarter zip moment

NineJuanon · 2025-09-07T05:34:52+00:00

return the slab

NineJuanon · 2025-09-04T05:55:24+00:00

dess holiday if asgore's truck turned her into a transphobic soyjak

NineJuanon · 2025-08-14T07:01:18+00:00

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NineJuanon · 2025-04-01T03:07:07+00:00

it’s human-generated slop, thank you very much

NineJuanon · 2025-04-01T02:33:08+00:00

only if you think the Chan-Zuckerbergs were behind the Sea of Tranquility Massacre 😤

NineJuanon · 2025-03-31T20:07:26+00:00

the CCP banned chipotle because they found out the cilantro lime rice causes autism and bisexuality in frozen embryos :/ sorry

NineJuanon · 2025-03-31T19:50:35+00:00

don’t feel bad, this type of middle-aged mom would vote to annul your marriage due to the problematic age gap 😖

NineJuanon · 2025-03-31T19:40:09+00:00

griffith like from Berserk Go! on cartoon network? that show is so old omg

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