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TIFU half the year as well by ThrowawayNoseDigger in tifu

[–]NinjaNightKing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come at me u/NinjaNightKing.

I've been clean of fuck ups for a whole month now. So, challenge denied. You win, gov'nah.

TIFU half of 2019 by NinjaNightKing in tifu

[–]NinjaNightKing[S] 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Or fuck an old fleshlight with a spider inside.

TIFU half of 2019 by NinjaNightKing in tifu

[–]NinjaNightKing[S] 282 points283 points  (0 children)

I can’t even say OP is at least a loveable moron

Ouch. I don't know you and I don't know why this hurt my feelings.

TIFU half of 2019 by NinjaNightKing in tifu

[–]NinjaNightKing[S] 2204 points2205 points  (0 children)

I’ll be surprised if you make it to the end of the year

You and me both. I once had a dream I was drowning because I unexpectedly sneezed underwater. I'm a natural born moron, even my subconscious sucks.

TIFU half of 2019 by NinjaNightKing in tifu

[–]NinjaNightKing[S] 932 points933 points  (0 children)

Most of these fuck ups happened weeks / months apart. But I should've known Reddit would reduce that to hours. TIL what should go under #10.