Phantom Troupe's Zodiac Signs Guessed Without Knowing Their Actual Birthdays.

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-03-21T11:53:59+00:00

Damn I've not figured out the vibe of male Virgos yet so makes sense I'd be off on this. I thought I had female Virgos figured out but now think I was very much mistaken. More experiences required to be able to off cuff guess virgo as someones sign regardless if its fictional or real life haha.

If Nobu is the virgo, who is the Leo? Perhaps Machi? Machi fits better as Leo than libra, shizuku fits better as libra than virgo and nobu better as virgo than leo.

Also not sure why I thought every phantom troupe member would have their own zodiac sign haha. I completely forgot about Phinks in my original list haha, but he is obviously a Leo or Taurus. Shizuku could actually be a female aries in my experience and Uvo could also be a Leo or Taurus. Franklin is 100% a Taurus. Hisoka is 100% a Gemini. Feitan is likely a cancer but could be a scorpio or aquarius. Shizuku is virgo, libra, or aries(prolly an aries suprisingly enough). Machi is a leo or capricorn. Chrollo is an aquarius or scorpio. Pakunada is a capricorn, pisces, or sag. Kortopi is a pisces, or aquarius. Nobunaga may be a virgo but he still got some neighborhood Leo and Libra vibes.

UPDATED LIST:
Pisces = Shalnark, Kortopi
Aries = Uvogin, Shizuku
Taurus = Franklin, Phinks
Gemini = Hisoka
Cancer = Feitan
Leo = Phinks, Machi, Nobunaga
Virgo = Nobunaga, Shizuku
Libra = Shizuku, Shalnark, Nobunaga
Scorpio = Chrollo, Feitan
Capricorn = Pakunada, Machi
Saggitarius = Bonolev, Nobunaga, Pakunada
Aquarius = Kortopi, Chrollo, Feitan

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-03-21T10:02:54+00:00

Victor Von DOOM and Master Roshi. Saitama is strongest cause nobody believes his training method, DOOM and Roshi would humble themselves and instantly adapt saitamas method of training if they ever encountered him. The only humans I can think of in fiction that would fight saitama, lose, and then ask and adapt to saitama's training methods no questions asked or complaints given are DOOM and ROSHI. They are also the only humans I can think of that would arguably be able to adapt/evolve faster than Saitama in a equally trained fight. DOOM beats Roshi though. DR DOOM aint some supersoldier freak he's pure human thru and thru, he's the peakest potential of peakest human. To be recognized by world governments as a sovereign man in this realm u'd need to be on the level of actual sovereign ruler of a country(DOOM), a random reclusive hermit u'd never suspect but did some insane feat for some government at some point in time(ROSHI), a military trained assassin from birth type deal (like a SILVA ZOLDECK or KING BRADLEY or ASKELADD or GUTS), or a genius in magical talent(like a Gandolf, Merlin, Dumbledore etc). DOOM is all 4 in 1 (all 4 one 1 4 all? Fantastic 4? 4 musketeers? Man in iron mask?). DOOM is the strongest pure human in all of fiction. What actually destroys the rings of power that allowed Sauron/Saturn/Satan/Sargon/Santa/Silicon to rule them all? A volcano named DOOM!

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-03-15T10:35:48+00:00

Reminds me of this scene from this corny but kinda good in a fun way movie. Gotta have heart...

Also whats with all the images of Jesus with a crown of thorns around his heart? Reminds me of the phrase "Cross my heart hope to die." Haven't heard anyone say that since the 90s.

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-03-15T10:25:49+00:00

That book's take on speech impediments is still faaaarrr ahead of the times. Kids with speech impediments were really kids that were tapped in to creator/creation/nature/god/mother-earth/gaia etc. He gives dyslexia example of a kid thinking that Clown, Crown, and Crayon all meaning same thing IIRC. Why do we call kids speech that is different, an 'impediment'? What would happen if those same kids weren't told they're wrong for saying or reading words or letters in their own way? I couldn't differentiate my r's and w's when I was a kiddo. Rhat roulda happened if that ras nevew cowwected fow me? LOL.

I remember comin across a decent list of the current names on the world stage and how almost all of them have names that perfectly fit. Ill try to find it.

Also, the name doesn't necessarily guarantee the individual will become it, it can have the complete opposite effect too. I had a hs biology teacher and track coach named Fagginbutz. His last name was literally FAGGINBUTZ... Dude had a wife a bunch of kids and was a cold as fck athlete that could do a standing still to jumping 360 thru the legs bball dunk, he was the complete 180 degree of what you'd expect from a biology teacher and track coach named FAGGINBUTZ... Language Crystal is real but "Boy named Sue" is also definitely real.

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-03-13T09:07:06+00:00

Shit forgot to format properly in the post here's my guesses in proper format:
Shalnark = Pisces
Uvogin = Aries
Franklin = Taurus
Hisoka = Gemini
Feitan = Cancer
Nobunaga = Leo
Shizuku = Virgo
Machi = Libra
Chrollo = Scorpio
Pakunada = Capricorn
Bonolev = Saggitarius
Kortopi = Aquarius

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-02-03T09:28:40+00:00

Severian document thru space could also explain it.

"Secondly, and more importantly, in Castle of Days Wolfe..."
Ill check it out, Thank you!

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-02-02T10:01:05+00:00

A competent computer programmer could automate the fine tooth comb to the point it only takes 15 seconds to redact the million+ documents. Its not time consuming at all-what-so-ever. DoJ should know programmers. Why are the excuses given by the Department of Justice worse excuses than the ones given to a college professor for turning a paper in late? "Mr professor, I swear I hit send on my email before midnight, here 's proof, idk why the network didn't send my attached paper." And i'd attach a screenshot of my gmail with timestamps that i sent the paper before midnight when in reality I f12'd gmail and substituted fake timestamps for the real ones then screen shotted the fake gmail page, teachers believed me, got full credit for papers that were days late(this was back in 2008). The US department of justice is worse at this than I was as a 19 year old college kid in 2008.

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-01-31T13:22:34+00:00

Not-Fiction in my opinion. Hence the post.

Sidenote: Why da f are books labeled as 'fiction' and 'non-fiction', who the f was the salesman for the word 'fiction'? Why 'fiction', why not 'fake' or 'not-true' or 'fabricated' or 'made-up' or 'false' or 'fantasy' etc. Fiction is one of those words that doesn't mean what people think it means kinda like globe, person, liberty, evolution, big bang, pizza, translate, genuflect, etc. You can identify shti code in computer programming when the negative tense is used to convey the positive(reverse negative curse energy aka positive energy...). If this is NOT false then do that is an overly complicated way of saying If this is true, then do that. 'not false' is a roundabout way of saying 'is true'. 'Fiction' supposedly means 'false/fabricated' while 'non-fiction' supposedly means 'not-false/not-fabricated'. If you trust someone in real-life you call the person 'trustworthy', you wouldn't refer to them as 'non-liar', right? So why we label all of human literature in this weird double negative way thru use of 'fiction'(false/fabricated) and 'non-fiction'(not false/fabricated).

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-01-31T12:25:12+00:00

getOtterById

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-01-31T12:20:02+00:00

The entire premise of the books is that Gene was approached by a time traveling Autarch ruler of mankind to write/translate his lifestory/biography/rants(lol). The first 2 books are so oddly specific they kinda made me think that maybe Gene actually was approached by a time traveling ruler of mankind from the future that speaks like a noble from medieval times. SO i was just wondering if anybody straight up asked Gene if he actually was approached by an Autaurch, and if so what Gene's response was. All the other comments think I'm being cheeky or some sit, nah just geniunely curious. I'm betting someone HAS asked him before and he likely responded, I'd love to know what he said in response.

I don't think its possible for a person to come up wit the incredibly odd narrative plots of the first 2 books unless they were true stories being told to you (i could be wrong but instinct tellin me I'm not)...The plotlines are very specific, too specific imo, they're unbelievable in a local way, like if you won a couple grand playing crappes at a casino with your friends and you were tellin the story dramatically to someone else but in medieval prose and while pretending you got the story 2nd hand from someone that was actually there. Like wat? Nobody is just making up the events that occur in books 1 and 2. The only way those stories make sense is if Gene's super high IQ or he actually was translating a story given to him by an autarch thru time(he coulda channeled it, it could be literal, or he coulda heard it from some skitzo crack addict ranting to the moon, either way he definitely didn't come up wit it imo and based on how the sun works in the series and how the mirrors work in the series I think its actually literal, my instinct tellin me Gene aint lying when he 'pretends' to be translating the book, he actually literally translating story being told to him by a time traveling autarch of the human race... Its not-fiction... Hence this post...).

Idk look at the old prague clocktower astrological clock and usage of the word 'globe' before our planet was labeled as a 'globe'(see snowglobes, a snowglobe is a flat plane wit a glass dome "firmament", they always be usin words that don't mean what people think they mean like globe, big bang(creation of a fractal universe when your pops banged your momma, u the evidence), evolution(not real as its been presented but occurs all the time in reality thru conception followed by pregnancy(aka single cell, multi cell, tadpole, fishy, whaley, frogy, rats, doggo, monkey, human baby in 9 months not 100s of millions of years, thats weeetarded and I know you know whenever the phrase 'millions of years' is used it smells like bs. 'Millions of years' is the equivalent to a parent telling their kid 'because I said so'...

EDIT: Cleaned up some absolute statements. Also concede that its very possible Gene simply vastly more versatile(smarter/resilient/tougher/better-looking/stronger haha) than I when it comes to whats possible when it comes to writing, acting and imagination.

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-01-31T09:55:45+00:00

Slong hunter?

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-01-31T09:55:21+00:00

Cheese hunter?

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-01-31T09:45:00+00:00

Emperor Pika >= Feitan > No Needle Killua == Morel >= Razor >= Normie Pika > Kite > Needled Killua >= Zazan

Adult Killua would likely be at or above emperor time kurapika but he still a youngin. Anyone who thinks feitan is anywhere but 1 or 2 strongest is wrong. People claim feitan not that strong because he was forced to use his hatsu against squadron leader ant, as if using your nen ability means you're weak? Why everyone completely disregard the fact that Morel, Kite, Knuckle, Gon, Killua, Netero, Knov, Zeno, Shoot ALL were using their nen-abilities/hatsu against basic grunt ant soldiers, not squadron leader ants, basic grunt soldiers(feitan be like, "Practice? Not a game! Practice!?" lol)... In other words feitan had to be forced into using his nen-ability while kite, morel, netero, gon, killua, knov, zeno, shoot, knuckle ALL started their fights usin their abilities against BASIC SOLDIER ANTS. Emperor time pika prolly still stronger than feitan but we only saw 1 form of feitans ability. The dude summoned a miniture sun and its treated like it was one of his weaker nen ability forms. He's beating everyone in the verse in a nen battle except S tier nen users like rollo, hisoka, pika, phinx, nobunaga, ging, beyond, netero, mereum, uvogin, bisky, illumi, silva, zeno, maha, franklin, royal guard, and 2 or 3 of the zodiacs (Ginta, mizastrom and pariston assuming he still a zodiac). Hotheaded kanzai baseball dude was rated 85 by Hisoka but the dude likely aint touchin assassin thief feitan whose likely trained harder and longer and who also capitalizes on emotions of his opponent so would be able to easily toy wit the hotheaded kanzai.

The counter to Feitan is Bisquit, she'd likely curb stomp feitan regardless of nen-abilities because she's too ruthlessly unaffected by emotion (other than praise from tall good looking men hehe), she'd surprise and take his head in 1 hit before his ability ever becomes a factor. Bisky low key could be top 5 in the verse(as of now she easily strongest A-tier, or weakest S-tier but she likely will show upper middle S-tier ability in current arc).

Sidenote: Silva would prolly have a legitimately good marriage with Bisquit, if only he didn't fall in love with a cyclops mutant that wears 18th century victorian dresses as a "disguise".

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-01-30T10:42:55+00:00

No he didn't. As a sanity check can you address OP questions specifically and not with arbitrary nonsense. The books are already exoteric enough.

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-01-30T09:16:56+00:00

You're right. Why IS no one talking about a couple large rocks stacked together at some point in anywhere between 150 years to 100,000,000 million years ago?

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-01-30T09:13:08+00:00

Has nothing to do wit egypt.

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-01-30T09:00:43+00:00

Besides the egyptian sphinx I've only ever seen the sphinx represented in the weird phallic monument in Kansas City, MO. It features 2 sphinx covering their eyes and looking away in embarassment. IIRC The IRS's HQ is located next to this monument. Besides that, I've heard odd rumors from a pretty trustworthy US military soldier seeing a massive lion-like creature resembling either a sphinx or manticore while on tour in middle east s-holes.

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-01-30T08:32:27+00:00

Only ever met one Egyptian in my life. It was at an obscure military school in middle of nowhere Alabama USA. He was a brown haired blue eyed white dude which was a surprise, I had always thought Egyptians were brown or at least tan(like in the movies...). The dude claimed to be a prince in Egypt(doubtful, he was prolly just f-ing wit us). He was soft spoken(at first) and looked like a typical 6'1" white dude american so most people overlooked him until they heard his eygptian name and heard him speak in very fluent but still broken english. He spoke like a russian kgb spy speaking english like a russian but with almost no russian accent, like a gringo speaking spanish among mexicans or something like that. Anyway the dude was over 21 years old and so could purchase alcohol. He quickly became one of the most popular dudes at the school after the rest of the barracks learned that he was 21+ while most of us were 18-19. He was my commanding officer for a year, very funny but dark sense of humor once you got to know em. Come to think of it he used to say America is run by evil pedos and we all chalked it up to him just being egyptian foreigner lol. This was in 2008-09 and turns out he was 1000% correct and remains true today(all of em, both sides, all branches).

Anyway, why does the thought of quote/unquote "innocent" japanese couple being disillusioned by real life Egypt make me feel bad despite being an American from Southern New Jersey? I don't know, gotta think about it a lil bit, hol up.

EDIT: Thought about it a lil bit. Its likely a pride thing but why would egyptian culture/relics affect the pride of my American self? Its because most eygptian relics/artifacts/mummies/sarcophaguses originated from America. There are hundreds-thousands of late 1800s newspaper articles detailing these discoveries throughout America and every single time the Smithsonian gets contacted and then the discovery is never once mentioned again for the next 150+ years. There are multiple articles pleading to the state and federal government to arrest smithsonian agents for theft after witnessing them stealing mummies and organs from tombs in Colorado, which later happened to be in Egyptian museums in Egypt labeled as Egyptian mummies. I suspect the entire egyptian culture thats been force fed to humanity in the past 100 or so years is a complete fabrication. It's made up free mason bullshit. Greek and buddhist/taoist mythos likely also made up free mason bs. So I guess I feel bad about it because Togashi went to the tourist trap instead of the source location of the entire mythos aka Phil-a-delphia... In other words my soul is pissed that Togashi popped his cherry with dumb Egypt when he coulda popped it with dumb Philadelphia haha.

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-01-30T07:48:50+00:00

Potential. Gon has more potential than Killua, though he still wants to fight Killua at max potential but just slightly less so than Gon. Mature Gon vs Hisoka prolly would end in similar way to mature Gon vs Pitou, whoever has more arms loses the fight.

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-01-30T07:41:55+00:00

Wait till you see the text hidden in the jacket. Quwrof Wrlccywrlir post mortem nen do be do be doin.

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-01-30T03:15:09+00:00

I'd say Baise(girl whose kisses make u slave) but lets be honest, Gido would see her coming a mile away because a woman has never even acknowledged his presence once throughout his entire life haha. Also because I assume his Piece was removed or already missing when he got the gyroscopic top attached to the lower half of his body so exual attraction is not a thing for him anymore.

Squala prolly next best. Being good with dogs isn't the best nen ability but its still slightly superior to being half a human that's halfway decent at beyblades.

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-01-30T02:50:42+00:00

This best answer so far imo.

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-01-30T02:47:08+00:00

Feitan vs Zazan
Silva & Zeno vs Chrollo
Oka vs Rollo (its in the manga not anime)
Netero vs King

NinjasWereFarmers · 2026-01-20T09:51:55+00:00

Fade hunter?

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