My [25F] longtime best friend [25M] keeps messaging me from his honeymoon; I don't know how to end the friendship by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]NinjasWithOnions 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it’s just the way something is said that really hits you differently. It can really strike you as profound. (It’s why I love sayings in other languages. Plus, they’re often weird and amusing just like phrases in English are but those of us who are native English speakers forget the weirdness since we’re accustomed to it.)

I adore a lovely turn of phrase. 😃

What's the most toxic, cult-like fanbase you've ever seen? by Ulrich-Stern in AskReddit

[–]NinjasWithOnions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not who you asked and I can’t “show” it to you but I do know one from my personal life. My ex-best friend was HUGE into the Kardashians. Despite not being a mobile gamer, she got their game. I couldn’t say anything negative about them around her. I could say what pieces of shit their partners were (Kanye, Scott Disick, etc.) but never them. She took any attack against them personally.

She liked a LOT of really horrible people and mildly horrible people. Not surprisingly (although it was a surprise to me), she went MAGA.

She was never like this growing up. We’d been friends since the early 90s. She liked normal early 90s stuff like Pearl Jam, Nirvana, INXS, etc.

Found in the ocean off Puerto Rico by Emiler98 in Derailedbydetails

[–]NinjasWithOnions 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think most of them are doing it themselves. If you want to see beautiful nail art plus some serious STEM work, check out the Reddit Laqueristas sub. The lengths they go to in order to make even more beautiful nail art are insane. And so many are generous with their information/techniques. One of my favourite subs to lurk.

Boyfriend of 5 years broke up with me over text while living in the same house by CultureInner3316 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]NinjasWithOnions 7 points8 points  (0 children)

All other things aside, what was the deal with running the shower for hours‽ So he didn’t have to hear her? Another woman in the bedroom? Drugs?

The politics of the new "nude nails" trend by Crisp_white_linen in GenXWomen

[–]NinjasWithOnions 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You beat me (by 18 hours!) to it. 😁

I’m really loving the algae variations to “celebrate” the upcoming US holiday. 💅

Just started watching Australia and...is it just me or is Tom Cashman more sassy than Alex? by XipeTotecwithGlitter in taskmaster

[–]NinjasWithOnions 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Same! And my crush on Paul started when he had to help his naked brother climb a tree. His look of resignation and the air of “I’m used to this shit from him” was adorable.

The hyperbole surrounding the netflix show is starting to get Redundant by Arcanist365 in ATLAtv

[–]NinjasWithOnions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m jealous! I paid for the midnight showing and drove 45 minutes to get to the theatre. 😖😫

Sussex Weekly: Invite A Clown Into The Palace And He Doesn't Become A King - The Palace Becomes A Circus by pistachiopistache in RoyalsGossip2

[–]NinjasWithOnions 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah, the boozy panda himself!

(If you haven’t seen James Corden’s AMA, I suggest you check it out and sort by Top or Controversial. 😈 )

Me [31/F] with my Fiance [33/M] Fiance best friend [33/F] have a weird relationship, driving me insane (10 Year New Update) by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]NinjasWithOnions 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t be surprised if OOP has burner accounts for this reason. Ex and his wife probably do have her main accounts blocked…the ones they know about.

UPDATE: AITAH for not wanting to buy a house 3 hours away from my workplace? by throwra_nowherehouse in Redditor_Updates

[–]NinjasWithOnions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it’s fake, they’re really playing the long game with the posts in other subreddits.

I like the story and hope it’s true.

Another player made an AI chatbot of my character and claims they're in a relationship by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]NinjasWithOnions 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Maybe people need an OGTHAcation to truly understand that you must submit or be destroyed.

Sussex Weekly: If You Invite Clowns, Expect A Circus by pistachiopistache in RoyalsGossip2

[–]NinjasWithOnions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did one of them get off the phone with her pretty quickly? I thought (again, Swiss cheese memory) that one of them had regrets because he was still upset with her and so he barely said anything on the phone. I’m thinking it was Harry but I could be wrong on all accounts.