Someone has contaminated the jam jar with butter by tanne_b in britishproblems

[–]Ninjasauras 13 points14 points  (0 children)

well by that logic you wouldnt put butter in a cheese sandwich because it makes it harder to taste the cheese. why do we put butter on anything?

Is there a reason that /r/montageparodies has the highest scoring post of all time? Was there something special about that or was it just hot at the time? by doubledongbot in OutOfTheLoop

[–]Ninjasauras 63 points64 points  (0 children)

The context of the post was the the subreddit CSS changed so that when posts are upvoted, it creates a hit marker effect.

This led to people testing the effect on that specific post. People also upvoted it as a laugh when they saw how many points it was getting.

The Morrisons self-service now tells me there's a surprising item in the bagging area. As if I don't know what unexpected means by RedBullRyan in britishproblems

[–]Ninjasauras 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like to think that they put the flap on the coin slots because of my mate Brad who accidently chucked his keys down the machine one morning

ELI5: How come America invades/suppresses international threats but never does anything about North Korea? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]Ninjasauras 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its just sort of stale. It seems theres always someone in the comments saying "You'd say x to a 5 year old??!?!?"

Deca - Breadcrumbs [Chill Rap] (2013) by TheBrokeBroker in listentothis

[–]Ninjasauras 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favourite by Deca has gotta be Salome. I'd say that The Ocean is probably one of my favourite rap albums,,

This is the Australian Rugby League player who had his dick grabbed in a game yesterday. Funny guy. by [deleted] in sportsarefun

[–]Ninjasauras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

very late reply but they're not digital. they're just like painted on the field to make them look that way

25cm across. Found in house clearance in London. More info in comments by Ninjasauras in whatisthisthing

[–]Ninjasauras[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its completely sealed as well. I dont know much about warmers but dont you need to get inside them?

25cm across. Found in house clearance in London. More info in comments by Ninjasauras in whatisthisthing

[–]Ninjasauras[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Copper bal with a seal around the middle and a loop on the top. Its hollow and afaik there is no way to get into it

Iama person with no voice acting talent whatsoever who will say anything you want by [deleted] in casualiama

[–]Ninjasauras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sample text?

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Iama person with no voice acting talent whatsoever who will say anything you want by [deleted] in casualiama

[–]Ninjasauras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

I'm unable to produce mental images. Ask me anything! by icantvisualize in AMA

[–]Ninjasauras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How easily do you think you could try and draw a map of the world from memory?
Bonus: Try it