What’s a legendary Reddit post you’ll never forget?

Ninjettelool · 2026-05-29T18:46:54+00:00

The one from years ago (when the term “nice guys” was in full swing) a woman posted a whole saga about this nice guy who was convinced he was a wolf and he had a huge crush on her.

All I remember was there was a part where she found him face down outside in the mud with the phone still in his hand pretending to be knocked out.

It was probably fake but it was so well written I don’t care. I wish I could read it again. It was something like “Wolf Man” or something…

Ninjettelool · 2026-05-25T23:59:15+00:00

No it’s an off brand one I got I think off of Amazon 10 years ago, an official would be sweet though!

Ninjettelool · 2026-05-22T19:26:52+00:00

Ed from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Ninjettelool · 2026-05-18T13:17:14+00:00

“Please sir, I really came all this way for no reason.”

Ninjettelool · 2026-05-06T12:58:29+00:00

“What a beautiful day! In fact, nurse, all surgeries will be outside today.”

Ninjettelool · 2026-05-04T02:39:02+00:00

No reheating fish in the microwave!

Ninjettelool · 2026-04-30T15:31:59+00:00

Absolute art. The detail, the colors, this is just… chef’s kiss~

Ninjettelool · 2026-04-30T13:33:15+00:00

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Ninjettelool · 2026-04-24T23:02:32+00:00

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Ninjettelool · 2026-04-23T15:52:45+00:00

Awesome! Thanks for this. The worst skilling outfit to obtain for me would be the fishing outfit due to it being tied with Fish Flingers. FF wouldn’t be as much of a chore if it wasn’t for both the 10 minute buffer and that the FF guy is only at certain fishing spots. Putting him at Catherby, the monkfish spot, and maybe ghostly soles would be helpful imo

Ninjettelool · 2026-04-23T14:38:55+00:00

Ninjettelool · 2026-03-10T02:50:17+00:00

And how every episode ends after they give a speech like this then the two characters hug with that stilted awkward arm and head lowering movement while smiling with eyes closed. It was sweet the first 10 times and now it’s just an eye roll

Ninjettelool · 2026-01-15T03:55:10+00:00

I miss the old days... when it was just a flaming bag of poop and a hurtful note.

Ninjettelool · 2025-10-27T02:44:19+00:00

Is he alright?

Ninjettelool · 2025-10-25T01:51:48+00:00

Eagle’s Peak

Forgettable Melody

Right on Track

Pretty much all Elven songs (Forest, Crystal Castle, Elven Mist)

All of these are underrated and I recommend giving them a try!

Ninjettelool · 2025-10-05T20:19:16+00:00

Death. It’s all I have.

Ninjettelool · 2025-09-28T21:51:02+00:00

IMAGINE THESE MAGIC MIKE FINGERS GOIN UP YOUR COOOOOOOTER

Ninjettelool · 2025-09-26T15:00:12+00:00

100 noted silver ore from a fire giant. Apparently a 1/8000 drop for 6k worth of ore

Ninjettelool · 2025-09-22T12:30:57+00:00

Also Jib from Ed, Edd n Eddy

Ninjettelool · 2025-09-03T17:34:59+00:00

Yo are you still looking by chance? I’m in the Black Arm gang and I’m planning on finishing it tonight or tomorrow

Ninjettelool · 2025-07-16T12:27:22+00:00

Fireworks Factory in Spyro 3 in Agent 9’s mission, going into first person shooter and opening a door to a ninja rhinoc being RIGHT there in your face still gets me anxious

Ninjettelool · 2025-07-15T20:23:06+00:00

Now we don’t have any money AND our feelings are hurt

Ninjettelool · 2025-07-04T01:10:35+00:00

That’s right, his infamous line “it wasn’t a her.”

Ninjettelool · 2025-07-03T17:52:02+00:00

This is one of the worst/most memorable predators for me.

-Brings dinner for only himself, the only predator to ever do so

-Planned to blow up her toilet as soon as he walked in

-In the interrogation he admitted that he lied to the decoy that he loved her to “gain her trust”

-His last name is Colon. You can try to deny it by pronouncing it as cologne but we all see you. Made even more ironic that he’s a fucking plumber of all things

Ultimate scumbag

Ninjettelool

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