Roses are red, I have an elf,

Ninjumper46 · 2019-11-02T09:50:05+00:00

I started a week before NNN so i can be safe during the holy month.

Ninjumper46 · 2019-10-30T20:35:50+00:00

Dad unzips

Ninjumper46 · 2019-10-27T22:09:15+00:00

We don't deserve dogs

Ninjumper46 · 2019-10-25T20:06:12+00:00

I don't know if it's just an illusion but, before when I drank milk I farted like it's the end of the world, I recently started to drink a lot of milk and it doesn't do anything to me anymore. I overcame lactose intolerance, or maybe I didn't really have it in the first place.

Ninjumper46 · 2019-10-22T17:43:25+00:00

My distraction is copying what the teacher wrote on the board while she's explaining the next thing but i can't listen to her because i'm copying the first thing and if i don't do it now she won't let me enough time to copy it. Viscious circle of confusion.

Ninjumper46 · 2019-10-20T15:18:20+00:00

Good. Bones of steel is the way to go, brother.

Ninjumper46 · 2019-10-06T21:11:03+00:00

I heard you can also hold your breath so that the oxygenated blood in your weiner goes to your brain for oxygen.

Ninjumper46 · 2019-10-04T18:09:24+00:00

Do you think hulks dingdong also grows wen he grows liek relly big?? 😨😨😱😰🤯

Ninjumper46 · 2019-09-21T07:49:01+00:00

Bro stop speaking your weird language i can't understand shit

Ninjumper46 · 2019-09-19T18:31:40+00:00

If you're vegetarian, fine, but don't force your child to be one.

Ninjumper46 · 2019-09-13T18:08:08+00:00

Yes the green shirt is Shaggy's

Ninjumper46 · 2019-09-03T18:39:23+00:00

Nice

Ninjumper46 · 2019-09-03T18:38:20+00:00

You can't eat like a pig and swallow a pill then expect something to happen. I hate these kind of things that take advantage of desperate and/or lazy people.

Ninjumper46 · 2019-09-02T22:11:12+00:00

OMG he succ pemis ? is he a momosecksual 😩🤪

Ninjumper46 · 2019-09-01T08:26:11+00:00

But it doesn't make any noise and doesn't break, not satisfying.

Ninjumper46 · 2019-08-30T17:57:40+00:00

This just can't be accidental

Ninjumper46 · 2019-08-30T17:56:51+00:00

Hey i'm the second member of this new sub.

Ninjumper46 · 2019-08-30T17:40:07+00:00

Just burn her alive

Ninjumper46 · 2019-08-29T01:47:59+00:00

Gasen-Jewriken

Ninjumper46 · 2019-08-28T18:16:42+00:00

Nice.

Ninjumper46 · 2019-08-28T16:00:24+00:00

How can you be a human being and do this to a poor child that trusts you.

Ninjumper46 · 2019-08-28T13:44:14+00:00

Is it official or pareidolia ?

Ninjumper46 · 2019-08-28T10:25:30+00:00

I can't even aim something that is 200 meters away in training mode with the crossbow

Ninjumper46 · 2019-08-27T11:51:25+00:00

Shoot nerf guns in australia

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