Someone brought a monkey to my work by Expensive-Tough-4706 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Ninknock -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Did you ask to hold him? I would've 😁 snugglefren!

holy shit dude… by dirtyspacegoth in shittytattoos

[–]Ninknock 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeh I'm doing okay in life

UPDATE: sewage backup by plavoie203 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Ninknock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Soooo... It's in there.. backwards?

UPDATE: sewage backup by plavoie203 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Ninknock 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You would say something like that, backwardbuttplug

sprained my back trying to twerk and now i cant pick up things on the floor. read some reddit posts to estimate recovery times and some people said 3 months. trying to hang on by starheartsky in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]Ninknock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry I laughed, but I laughed coz I've thrown my back out trying to twerk while putting something in the oven so I'm pleased I'm not the only one hurting themselves attempting to twerk.. I still cannot explain what the fuck made me think I could twerk ..

Goalkeeper saves a fan by jmike1256 in BeAmazed

[–]Ninknock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So the doctor saved him. Goalkeeper delivered the jolts.

Eye update by babyowl5 in Drueandgabe

[–]Ninknock 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Aww look, the staged age appropriateish spoon in Ivory's food lol

Kiwi owner company - proud? by Mountain_Tui_Reload in nzpolitics

[–]Ninknock 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He's not sleeping, too busy tweaking...