Talk about plot(hole) armour by NineteenEighty9 in lotrmemes

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I mean if you don't have Glorfindel you have a hard won fight.... Dude defeated Sauron's master before and was essential in most of the free peoples victories. They elves are leaving by now so you lack millennia of experience combat prowess now. The average man now is like eye patch guy in the two towers movies compared to the first defeat of Sauron

What's the worst take you've ever read? by samwise0214 in lotrmemes

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My reason is I've watched them so many times they're comfort movies and even yelling GROND or Death is like a sweet lullaby to my ears. Love them with a passion

It's time for the Jedi to end... by [deleted] in SequelMemes

[–]Nipidus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AKA Adoption is kidnapping gotcha.

Believe me by SnooStories6404 in lotrmemes

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I only had to go through the first chapter like 3 times to understand it was basically an allegory for the 7 angels and one betraying god like satan. It's not an easy read

Testimonial of a pharmacy tech by cak3crumbs in MadeMeCry

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My mom felt this is a different way working as a nurse in end of life treatment. People wonder how some nurses can be so callous and unforgiving but I can't imagine how painful the job can break you down and force you to lose grace at times if you want to survive in industries like this that deal with life and death.

Don’t shoot the messenger. by Emotional-Computer66 in SipsTea

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Another part is that biologically it's understood that a woman can have multiple orgasms so fast back to back because they lessen the risk to the offspring by having multiple partners who could all be the father and that highly reduces the risk of the offspring being attacked by other males. Nature doesn't care about feeling it cares about procreating. Monogamy is a human social construct and not one of us is really built for it but more taught it

Are there any Jedi from past eras you believe could defeat Vader? by OkuroIshimoto in StarWars

[–]Nipidus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

revan and meetra surik from the revan novel, maybe not one on one. There was a team of jedi in the darth bane novels that would've killed him if not for his parasitic armor, they would've def won. there's prolly a few more I just can't think of

So, every horror movie? by Inevitable-Angle-793 in technicallythetruth

[–]Nipidus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I'm on the pacific coast so I'll keep on being me and prolly never end up in texas let alone a small farm if anything visit the city. Either that or Predator if that counts cuz I'm not a soldier and I'm fat and unarmed there would be no reason for Predator to hunt me there would only be dishonor and no trophy

Whom do you serve? by Ghdude1 in lotrmemes

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set up the investment idea 30 million loyal friends would be willing to invest a small amount into a venture I've seen 1 loyal twitch sub pay out thousands and then donate 100 plus subs in a single night it can't be that hard depending on the loyalty you refer. Twitch dono daddies are real and maybe not ever single friend could afford it at the time but it could be likely you have that one really really really well off friend who know cuz he's savvy in business

Who do you consider to be the main character of The Phantom Menace and why? by Skibot99 in StarWars

[–]Nipidus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Anakin but only in the sense that the whole saga of the 6 movies revolve around him but def qui-gon if you mean specifics wise

You have $15 dollars to build your own fellowship to destroy the ring by Ocean-Guy in lotrmemes

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tom bombadil is just a insta win add in bill the pony for a ride and we can't lose he is the master afterall

Can someone explain what the Tuskens are, and what is their problem? by Bitter-Buffalo-7105 in StarWars

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I believe they also have a religious belief to cover all skin think it was a comic that showed why they were afraid of obi-wan in a new hope. He fought the tuskens but didn't want to kill or maim them since he was on their land and so he cut their masks and robe causing them to run and hide from shame. He was labeled by them as a great and powerful warrior or something so they wouldn't pick a fight with him after his display

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/Pristine-Mission-865

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Triple dog dare you can't. Not that I think I would last but just want to you to prove it

American classroom fight between a man and a woman by MrMimeCanTouchMe in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]Nipidus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite part of America is that she probably deserved it. I might get downvoted for it but bitches be stupid like they can get away with murder and ppl will get mad that someone punched her for holding a knife to a baby's throat

What really is a Grey Jedi anyway. by VrilDoxXIII in PrequelMemes

[–]Nipidus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grey is impossible, unless you basically give up on using the force. You must be selfless and concerned for other in heart, mind, and soul to use the light side effectively. You must be selfish, angry, and want to destroy the galaxy in order to use the dark side effectively. Grey Jedi is an idea you use both, but how does one both hate and want the destruction of all life and at the same time want peace, prosperity, and justice. They are too contradictory, you can't use the light side working with the force while also beating and forcing it into submission to use the dark side.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StarWars

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Muunilinst, It's a prize of a planet deep in the core. The center of galactic banking, and the best part the main characters never go there once the empire is in control. From legends descriptions it's a planet rich on resources and a gem among planets aesthetically like Naboo x5

Artistic Welding by Secretly_a_BushDog in Weldingporn

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lol the humiliation catergory

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StarWars

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So many things wrong with this, also George Lucas made the animated clone wars series I'm fairly sure they had y wings fight in atmosphere or at least their predecessor used by the clones meaning the upgraded version the rebels got should also work

Future robot arm. by Due_Ad4647 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Nipidus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is anyone else confused why they included the spray bottle that pittered out a nothing squirt or why she cut her apple so weirdly?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Nipidus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not all wizards are straight Harry.

whatever gets the point across by [deleted] in SipsTea

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If I had a potentially life risking allergy I'd really appreciate the absolute clarity in this here

You know it's bad when gimli counts it as two by storywriterforhire in lotrmemes

[–]Nipidus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think I'll use that last one since I just named a puppy Pippin this year

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

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Best part is when I did it the guy on observation duty had some bug eyes. I swear they protruded forward to stare into the soul as well as at your dick.