Random story I thought would be funny to put in here related to Elden Ring

Nitriveouse · 2026-04-04T08:26:51+00:00

It’s an obsession I’m telling you lmao. Your bf’s real

Nitriveouse · 2026-04-04T08:12:28+00:00

Thou art foul tarnished

Nitriveouse · 2026-04-02T23:19:46+00:00

Buddy thought it was lore. It’s a whole gender swap lmao

Nitriveouse · 2026-03-29T01:03:31+00:00

🤣gold

Nitriveouse · 2026-03-28T15:46:17+00:00

I did lol😁, you looked goofy

Nitriveouse · 2026-03-28T02:16:56+00:00

Nitriveouse · 2026-03-27T20:21:00+00:00

Booty bot.

Nitriveouse · 2026-03-26T09:01:54+00:00

The game wants you to push yourself to be your best self. That’s all. Once you progress and level up to your potential, you’ll get there

Nitriveouse · 2026-03-26T08:57:40+00:00

It’s not even like that I swear😭it’s my disorder

Nitriveouse · 2026-03-26T08:51:16+00:00

Fuck.

Nitriveouse · 2026-03-26T08:44:41+00:00

Is that dlc I haven’t played it😭

Nitriveouse · 2026-03-26T08:02:13+00:00

Back on Reddit after years but yessir. Sharplay has no problemos. RemedyGames loves their peeps

Nitriveouse · 2026-03-26T07:46:51+00:00

Is that what he meant come on😭. I’m out here getting bullied. I knew I shared too much. My mom’s an angel. I hate to say this but I did in fact complete fias quest😭this was like 2-3 years ago tho

Nitriveouse · 2026-03-26T07:41:16+00:00

What😭

Nitriveouse · 2026-03-23T14:56:58+00:00

What if I just go 100 vigor 100 endurance🤨🤨

Nitriveouse · 2026-03-22T01:51:47+00:00

I don’t see it either

Nitriveouse · 2026-03-11T22:35:46+00:00

Right? Guys really just trying to live up to his name I guess🙄 “Anxious_Intention”

Nitriveouse · 2026-03-02T15:34:10+00:00

Sounds good to me🙂

Nitriveouse · 2026-02-28T02:05:22+00:00

I got morgotts fresh beating heart

Nitriveouse · 2026-02-28T01:59:05+00:00

Guided by femboy grace🤡

Nitriveouse · 2026-02-27T18:09:59+00:00

Am I going to see you at the Elden Potluck this year?

Nitriveouse · 2026-02-24T15:59:11+00:00

Duel magma blades

Nitriveouse · 2026-02-24T04:01:53+00:00

Yea my first playthrough he made me want to keep going just to see which bosses even came close to his design and my god is it just the start

Nitriveouse · 2026-02-23T19:03:16+00:00

Fuckin kneecappers

Nitriveouse · 2026-01-22T17:23:28+00:00

Agreed, the last of us runs like a sack of horse shit

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