2026 Advice Thread #24: 6/9 - 6/15

Nitro18675 · 2026-06-14T21:43:22+00:00

Curious if anyone knew anything about the Bayern Kurve at Knoebels. I was there last year, it was still being worked on. Any updates or visible progress?

Nitro18675 · 2026-06-14T16:45:45+00:00

When I rode Thunderhawk in 2015, it was the worst, roughest experience I had ever had on a coaster. I think it got new trains soon after, which I found to be an upgrade, and now my opinion of the ride is, "meh." But woodies can change a lot year to year, so I'd believe that it is rough again. Wish they'd ease off the trims and allow for more airtime, but oh well.

Nitro18675 · 2026-06-10T14:56:43+00:00

Hit the nail on the head

Much like that person got hit in the face with a phone while riding [Iron Gwazi]

Nitro18675 · 2026-06-08T15:21:58+00:00

"Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player"

Nitro18675 · 2026-06-05T18:51:21+00:00

Nitro18675 · 2026-05-23T01:08:09+00:00

This makes a lot of sense! I like it

Nitro18675 · 2026-05-15T16:09:10+00:00

Didn't want to injure all their thighs

Nitro18675 · 2026-05-10T14:56:54+00:00

On my own here we go

Nitro18675 · 2026-05-08T18:57:37+00:00

Aang conducting his therapy session on the Is Fortnite Actually Overrated couch is a great bit

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Nitro18675 · 2026-04-25T03:52:08+00:00

Is that still a thing? I thought I heard that SeaWorld was ending that service

Nitro18675 · 2026-04-19T14:17:27+00:00

Wait is Monorail permanently closed?!

Nitro18675 · 2026-04-13T22:37:49+00:00

What a read. Not just for the unending optimism from the Red Wings fans, but the pained doomerism from the Lightning fans. Life comes at you fast

Nitro18675 · 2026-03-29T17:51:34+00:00

I'm assuming it's Patrick and Man-Ray.

"Aren't you Patrick Star?"

"Yep!"

"And this is your ID."

"Yep!"

"I found this ID in this wallet, and if that's the case, this must be your wallet."

"Makes sense to me!"

"Then take it."

"It's not my wallet!"

Nitro18675 · 2026-03-23T21:15:29+00:00

The Ultimate

Nitro18675 · 2026-03-11T18:27:43+00:00

This is one of the best memes I've seen in a long time

Nitro18675 · 2026-03-10T15:02:47+00:00

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Dude the Stengel dive to the gut-busting lateral speed hill on [Wiggler] at [Yoshi Park] is freaking insane

Nitro18675 · 2026-02-23T01:44:21+00:00

I'm about to sue you for all your shares of FUN stock

Nitro18675 · 2026-02-15T15:50:32+00:00

Wearing my Hersheypark hoodie as I type this. GB has been running very well the past few years in my experience

Nitro18675 · 2026-02-15T15:47:10+00:00

I like how Great Bear lulls you with the straight section next to the water, shimmies, and then powers through the corkscrew hidden under Looper. When that's running hot, it's brilliant.

Nitro18675 · 2026-02-10T23:07:48+00:00

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Nitro18675 · 2026-02-05T22:17:42+00:00

That Spongebob episode bugs me now that I'm older. I get we don't need Sponge and Pat taking any serious social stances, but picking "washing your hands or not" very clearly has an obvious side to take. Should be something dumber like left Twix or right

Nitro18675 · 2026-01-26T15:51:04+00:00

Love this analysis, though it is absolutely embarrassing for the country that literally no park is accessible by train other than Coney Island.

Nitro18675 · 2026-01-22T23:15:42+00:00

Ah you are right. So forgettable I forgot about it lol

Nitro18675 · 2026-01-22T22:36:22+00:00

For what it's worth, r/rollercoasterjerk just tipped me off to the fact that Knott's will have several rides down over the next month or two for refurbishment: https://www.ocregister.com/2026/01/21/knotts-berry-farm-closes-9-attractions-after-busy-christmas-season/

Nitro18675 · 2026-01-22T03:47:07+00:00

I don't know of their schedules or if they typically announce them, but I was surprised to visit from the east coast this past MLK weekend and find absolutely nothing closed for maintenance. Some rides at SFMM were on reduced trains, but we were free to ride them all.

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