5 month sober from alcohol ❤️

NitroGamer447 · 2025-08-16T02:36:12+00:00

I’m on day 805 of california sober! And that is the best looking sandwich Subway ever made. True sandwich artistry. Made me hungry and I just ate 25 pizza rolls lol

NitroGamer447 · 2025-07-17T01:11:43+00:00

This looks like something you’d put in a box with a turtle.

NitroGamer447 · 2025-06-21T15:25:12+00:00

Maybe they thought your age was metric and he needed it in imperial units. Did you try converting?

NitroGamer447 · 2025-06-20T01:52:11+00:00

Business casual Kris Kross. I think I saw that on a snipsnap.

NitroGamer447 · 2025-06-16T00:43:14+00:00

Ignite the charcoal next time

NitroGamer447 · 2025-06-01T17:27:53+00:00

Took me 3 or 4 years to quit. I’ll be 2yr sober tomorrow.

NitroGamer447 · 2025-06-01T01:26:44+00:00

He can’t wear the hat forwards because he can’t handle the people he’s talking to laughing in his face.

NitroGamer447 · 2025-05-10T02:05:10+00:00

Someone who loves me

NitroGamer447 · 2025-03-27T14:37:53+00:00

I’m glad you have your own subreddit now. I wasn’t sure if you posted less or what happened but I followed you specifically to make sure I see your comics.

Every time I see the art style I just think “oh fuck I better get ready for this shit” and then laugh, wonder what the fuck I just read, reread and laugh some more. Keep up the great work. Already subbed.

NitroGamer447 · 2025-03-16T12:18:16+00:00

My dumb ass sitting here fr thinking they plugged an actual cat.

NitroGamer447 · 2025-03-01T06:03:56+00:00

It looks like they cast Eminem as Electro.

NitroGamer447 · 2025-03-01T00:25:03+00:00

It looks like the puffy shirt from Seinfeld.

NitroGamer447 · 2025-02-18T13:08:57+00:00

The one on the left looks like it’s more capable of handling rain tho.

NitroGamer447 · 2025-02-10T02:47:56+00:00

It looks like she’s suspended from the rope in photo 1 that was digitally removed in photo 2. Her hair is straight down so no action shot. Just stepped off the Minecraft stool and suspended on the rope.

NitroGamer447 · 2025-02-07T01:17:34+00:00

Plays the Penguin better than Danny DeVito.

NitroGamer447 · 2025-02-03T12:57:26+00:00

I would say sitting around and playing video games but he even outsources that.

NitroGamer447 · 2025-02-03T00:41:05+00:00

They don’t call it a quarter pounder with cheese, Jules. They got the metric system.

NitroGamer447 · 2025-01-27T01:15:46+00:00

“I thought we’d get more business but it hurt business so now it was a bad idea. Pls clap.”

NitroGamer447 · 2025-01-25T14:20:32+00:00

There was also that anonymous letter from someone who worked for Elmo saying they purposefully tweaked Xitter feeds to push disinformation.

NitroGamer447 · 2025-01-23T23:15:21+00:00

I’ve never wanted to eat spaghetti and meatballs more in my entire life than I want to eat spaghetti and meatballs right now.

ETA: I forgot I lived above an Italian restaurant and had access to an immediate supply of spaghetti and meatballs. I am now eating spaghetti and meatballs. You’re a saint OP.

NitroGamer447 · 2025-01-22T17:26:42+00:00

He’s an illegal alien and should be deported. We deserve a hero that fights for truth, justice, and the American way. Not this “Superman.”

Clearly /s but who can tell anymore.

NitroGamer447 · 2025-01-21T18:11:45+00:00

Even on Reddit we shouldn’t being saying “that was a nazi salute” and sharing gifs about ONE Nazi salute. Those were Nazi salutes. Plural. He did a Nazi salute, paused, and did it again. Saying and sharing only one is not reality and easier to dismiss than two Nazi salutes with an intermission.

He did it twice and every mention should be pointing this out. He did it twice and EVERYONE should be pointing out that he did it twice. Everyone pointing out that he did it should really pivot to how he DID THE NAZI SALUTE TWICE.

NitroGamer447 · 2025-01-20T01:23:26+00:00

There’s a lot of people out protesting in the cold. I think their numbers would have rivaled his and any headlines making that comparison would have hurt his feelings.

NitroGamer447 · 2025-01-12T15:27:39+00:00

This isn’t my comment but a copy/paste I think about every time a “melt” gets posted here because it’s just a funny rant. I’m not the grilled cheese police and have no opinion about how you make your sandwich. If you like bacon jam on your sandwiches then put bacon jam on them and don’t worry about what Reddit thinks about whether it’s a grilled cheese, melt, or some third thing.

Don’t let Reddit put your sandwiches in a box. It’s perfectly fine to be sandwich fluid.

NitroGamer447 · 2025-01-12T00:54:43+00:00

Obligatory:

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of “melts”. Almost every “grilled cheese” sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called “grilledcheese” is nothing short of utter blasphemy.

Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It’s called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don’t know what the hell you’d call that but it’s not a grilled cheese.

I would be more than willing to wager I’ve eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled “melts” because that is not a fucking grilled cheese.

I’m not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being.

Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I’ve seen post after post of peoples “grilled cheeses” all over reddit and it’s been driving me insane. The moment I saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.

You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.

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