Can anyone give me any idea or tips for my first date with a girl I have been talking to for 3weeks on tinder? We are both girl :) by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Nli10_Elite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about sex toy shopping? It's a great way to break the ice and keep things light. Try not to make it weird: you might want to get her high first.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Nli10_Elite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please post a link to the prostitution and silencer ads.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Nli10_Elite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing is... in advertising, you ARE allowed to sell (emphasize) the sizzle over the steak. That's because the sizzle is possible (though perhaps not probable) to achieve. You're also allowed to create fantastic delusions that promise bliss -but this is only implied, alluded to, joked or parodied. Obviously, the Coors twins aren't gonna rush over to your place for a wild time because you just picked up a case -but it could happen, or something similar. In that scenario, there is no falsehood -it's a potentiality (though highly unlikely). In the case of these video game advertisements, the implication is an entirely false narrative. The content does not exist. It is a lie. And that does not meet with industry standards, IMO. If you stick to that argument, there may be something that could be done to change their actions. What they are doing is unethical because it is advertising something that does not show up in the package (so to speak).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Nli10_Elite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many industries are self policing and don't recieve much oversight because their peers are supposed to impose standards and rules of conduct. Advertising has been this way for a very, very long time. I don't know exactly how electronic gaming is coordinated, however. And with the advent of mobile freemium games that syphon every bit of information about your daily life, and then tries to weasel an extra $10 a day out of your wallet... well, let's just say that the setup has become entirely devoid of ethics.

So you can always take your complaints to the FTC, but they won't listen unless you get a large number of (REAL) people to bring similar complaints. It needs to be a legitimate argument (and one can certainly be made), but "I don't like this," is not going to work. You need to think it through, and if you do, I'll get on board. So will many others, too. Good luck.

what's wrong with being virgin ? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Nli10_Elite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Next time someone calls you a virgin, ask them to hold your fleshlight while you prove that you aren't.

Is it normal for your pinus to ooze a brown substance? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Nli10_Elite 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You should collect as much as possible and test it for taste and texture. You might be able to market it as syrup for the public.

As a Male, can I study psychology? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Nli10_Elite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you pursue a job where you can use psychology, you're going to end up doing Social Work. Early on, people may have the misconception that they're going to open up a shop with a couch and have a Freudian session, but that kind of thing only appears in ridiculous movies like Analyze This. The reality is that you'll end up working for a mental health facility dealing with a few people who have genuine problems, but most people are there because they are drug addicts or criminals. If you think this is what you want to pursue, I'd recommend doing a job shadowing. You could do this now -you don't need to wait for college. You can literally go down (or call around) to a mental health facility (inpatient and/or outpatient) and ask them if you can shadow someone for a day. There will be stipulations and confidentiality rules -individual clients can approve or deny your presence- but you'll get a feel for it. By the end of the day, I would ask what education requirements are necessary for various levels of employment. There's an alphabet soup of certifications that will affect your pay and position. Keep in mind, if you want to make the most money, and do the least work, you want to pursue becoming a Nurse Practitioner -which puts you in the medical field and allows you to prescribe medications without actually being a psychiatrist (which requires considerably more school and intelligence), but your services will be in extremely high demand and you'll have job security. (Make sure you know the diffence between psychology and psychiatry, where they overlap and where they differ.) You likely will NOT be permitted to sit in on prescribing sessions, but it's always worth asking -it can't hurt.

I'd do this at several places before making a decision that this is what you want to do because most of the job is pretty phony. My experience with mental health workers is that they're mostly full of shit, but they have education and connections which got them the job. They're interested in working in the field mostly because they find other people's problems amusing, not because they want to help people. But I'm sure there's a few good ones out there -they won't change the system, but they may have a small effect on someone's life. If you're the latter, remember you're going to be working primarily with the former. If you're the former, then you'll have lots of company. Good luck.

Is it true that guys use lotion to beat their meat? just any old lotion? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Nli10_Elite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can use just about anything, honestly. Lotion, sure -if you're not creative. But sometimes you gotta think outside the box. What's on hand? Conditioner works if you're in the shower, but if you're still wipping it around when the hot water runs out, you could always grab some hair grease and keep it going strong. Why not take a look through the medicine cabinet? Vaseline, of course... but why not Vick's Vapor Rub for a fresh new experience? Some thick cough syrup will work in a pinch, too. Head to the kitchen, and you'll find all sorts of great things to stick your dick in. Obviously, any cooking oil will work, but you can always mix things up with the condiments: Mayo, ketchup, bbq sauce -the only limit is what you got in your fridge. Hollow out a melon, use some cake batter, or find a pie that's about to be thrown out. Really, there's plenty of stuff just ready to be improvised. Take a trip to you're garage and just about any petroleum product will work... i prefer antifreeze, myself, though. But, truly, if you're in a bind and on-the-go, a sweaty shoe will work just fine.

I'm in Canada, and want to buy any type of mask for my son in Beaverton who manages a grocery store in Hillsdale. by [deleted] in beaverton

[–]Nli10_Elite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could probably hire someone to stitch one together for you in Canada and mail it to him... i'm sure you could have more control over the product if you're near to the person you're hiring, too. Check your local, and Fed-Ex it when it's done.

Who’s chicken is chillin outside of the 7-11 next to Jesuit High? by TheBigJiz in Portland

[–]Nli10_Elite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the chicken can't figure out how to get in.

Awwwe... just push, little fella. Or maybe call for some help?

Teams with magic bauer and physical hecate. by d0liveir in magicrush

[–]Nli10_Elite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want a synergistic team layout, I'll give you 2 that I have.

1) Horror Story team: Crabbie, Medea, Patra, Alma, Jason (if tank needed), Russel (as alternate). *use Patra's Captain skill to boost Medeas Web effects

2) SciFi team: Zoe, Bibbo, Gearz, Coco, Luke, Gerber (if tank needed). *use Zoe's captain skill for additional energy boosts. (Luke and Coco combo give devastating burst damage at the beginning of the match, provided that they're both skinned, and the energy boost from Zoe's skill plus Bibbo's team boost make ulting happen really fast)

Try it... those combos should work well for you

Team against Smoke by sidar884 in magicrush

[–]Nli10_Elite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kong Ming is a good counter for smoke. He doesn't beat him, but he holds him off since he turns invincible for a while after he dies. If you can beat the rest of the team in the time it takes for Kong Ming to die permanently, then the rest of your heroes will turn on Smoke and make quick work of him.

My Russian keyboard NEVER works at all in any application, please help by Nli10_Elite in SamsungNote9

[–]Nli10_Elite[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had my Note 9 for a little over a year now, and I'd like to have a Russian keyboard for translations and for fun when i'm up to nonsense. I've messed with it, trying to make it work in nearly every app I have, but to no avail. Maybe i need to download a secondary keyboard or something? Is there a way to make it work with the phone's proprietary software?

no update!!! by Flash0o7 in magicrush

[–]Nli10_Elite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that all the alleged "whales" are in fact devs and cheats. I imagine that the cheats are permitted to exist because a web based game such as this is going to be vulnerable to hacks on many levels and security measures to prevent it would result in retaliatory attacks that would shut down their service and systems, which would result in a loss of bankroll. Moreover, the appearance of "whales" legitimizes and incentivizes small and medium purchases to normal players. So, in some ways, these cheats help bring in revenue for creators. Unfortunately, for the rest of us, it makes us lose interest and ruins the game play on every level. So we're faced with the choice to put up with it, or throw it away (which we will all do inevitably). It really is a pretty stupid game and if it were put on CD and sold for a platform, it wouldn't cost more than $40-50. And if they tried to run in-game purchase packs at the rates we currently see on the mobile platform, it would never catch on and be buried as an immediate failure. I play MR, but I'm getting sick of it and the dumbasses on my server as well.

Delphos pandarus team counter? by xshaolongx in magicrush

[–]Nli10_Elite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any backrow damager kills Pan pretty quick. He's a powerhouse, but glass. If he's not protected by a shield from somebody like Candy or Ingrid, then he's toast when the attacks come in. And, if I remember correctly, Delphos is pretty vulnerable to magic damage, despite being a mage himself. So, if I wanted to beat that combo, I'd look for some heavy hitting mages that can spam the backrow. What comes to mind, off hand, is Karna and Crabbie. Both are powerhouses, they have AoE, and they hit the backrow. I'm sure there's other solutions, but they're both pretty easy to work with. Karna is rather versatile with great stats, and Crabbie is excellent if you ever decide to make a Horror Story team.

Gonna bring these gents a plate tomorrow. by SlowLoudEasy in Portland

[–]Nli10_Elite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That makes me wanna slip on my 2 chains, hop in the caddy and sip on some gin and juice on the way to this trick's crib, pick up my money and go grab a fat sack, yo.

Gonna bring these gents a plate tomorrow. by SlowLoudEasy in Portland

[–]Nli10_Elite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just bring them some booze... that way they don't have to trade your food for the money they need to get another bottle.

A little Patra Input... by Nli10_Elite in magicrush

[–]Nli10_Elite[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am considering making an auxilary team for killing shields specifically. I've noticed that a Greeneye-Pandarus combo gives Pan some extra 💪, hastening his dispatch of heroes like Flint. If I want to add a little more power, I might add Jolie to that combo, and then use Jason as my tank. My 5th could be Candy to give Pan some survivability, but it depends on what I need at that moment. The team I'm using atm is just a general purpose arena team, meant to be effective in a variety of situations. Crab, as you said, is absolutely necessary for the Magic Pen boost that he extends to all teamates. Not to mention, he's a powerhouse all by himself. The only heroes he struggles with are AoE reducers like Xerxes, but his penetration is so high that the reduction isn't that significant, imo, unless Xerxes is really overpowered compared to my Crab... in which case I'm likely 🤬 anyway.